OK, BEWARE, THE FOLLOWING JOKES WILL MOST LIKELY MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY, BUT I WILL POST THEM ANYWAY =)

Q:After strangulation, which organ in the female body remains warm after death?
A:My Cock

Q:What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
A:Not everything that comes out of her vagina is retarded

Q:What did Travolta's son die of?
Aaturday Night Fever.

Nine out of Ten people enjoy gang rape.