A pastor bought a donkey and decided to enter it in races, the donkey won all of its races, leading to a newspaper headline that read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The local bishop decided that he didn't like this kind of publicity and told the pastor to stop entering the donkey in races. The next day, the headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

The bishop, feeling that the headlines were getting ridiculous, told the pastor that he had to get rid of the donkey. The pastor gave the donkey to a nun. The next day the headline read: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop couldn't take it anymore and told the nun to give the donkey to someone outside the church. The nun sold it to a local farmer for $10. The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10