What do we think. Should i go with 'your doing it wrong!' or the ever suggestive 'im not touching that one'?
As for me, im gonna see how far i can set this record. 25 years in and not 1 Valentines card has ever come my way. Even back at school when everyone made cards for everyone else my box was forever empty. Maybe i just reek of unpopularity. Some sort of Void following me round absorbing any and all appeal lol.
Either way, its a day like any other, sat on my ass, drinking Jack Daniels and wondering what to do before realising the days gone and its time for bed.