<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted, the movie catches on fire before it gets released so no one can see it to determine if it will suck or not

I wish lawyers were done away with

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but a new breed of people even worse replaces them

I wish my computer was faster

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the federal government confiscates it away, only giving the reason that you are possessing a secret technology.

I wish I could go Hollywood.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You'll be hit by a car before you could touch the ground of Hollywood.

I wish I had something edible, and safe to eat right now.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad the pizza delivery car runs over you, making your head explode like a watermelon.

I wish my parents had named me mr_pikachu.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now your TPM name is Brian

I wish for an Invisible weapon of mass destuction

[Dark-San]

Granted. But it exploses on the spot and you are infected with its effect.

I wish I have counterstrike make available on my laptop.

[Fett One]

Granted but you laptop blows up right after your finished installing it.

I wish for a gold watch

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is the Limited Edition Gold Watch Omnitrix and now every alien is after you.

I wish I was friends with Midna (seriously, she is Link's Best Partner of all time. Plus she has an awesome personality. She makes Navi and the others look like amateurs.)

[darktyranitar]

Granted. He'll wish something even worse to happen to you.

I wish I have a laptop.

[Fett One]

Granted, it gets stolen from you while you are in the store parking lot

I wish to be able to download all of the virtual console games (on the Wii)for free

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but then your Wii is stolen and since it is very hard to get a Wii these days, you are going to have to wait a long time to get one and then download those games again ... if that one doesn't get stolen.

(And you thought I was going to say your Wii would explode.)

I wish people wouldn't underestimate me.

[Dark-San]

Granted. It ended up where all the people overestimated that you are capable in everything. Hence when they realized that you are a fraud and was very disappointed.

I wish Frett One gets his own Charizard one day.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it kills my brother with a flamethrower attack

I wish someone filmed my brothers death so I can enjoy watching it happen over and over

[darktyranitar]

(Wow... you really hated your brother that much, huh?)

Granted. Eventually, you'll become insane watching the video over and over that you'll lost your sanity.

I wish I had a bomb right now. (lesse if there's any underestimation or overestimation in the next post )

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but 7 minutes before it exploses, James Bond comes and saves us.

I wish they used the original names in the Finnish dub of Pokémon Anime. (Note that some of the Japanese names would be easier to pronunciate for us, so you cannot grant it by saying: ''They are too difficult.".)

EDIT: Sorry, Dark-san, I was too fast. But who grants my wish now? The next person has two wishes to grant?

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the bomb ends up to be a fake that would never explode no matter what you do with it.

I wish Inferno Dragon's every wishes to be fulfil!

[darktyranitar]

Wish #1: Granted. They then showed the Japanese version of the series, worse of all, without any sub. Well, they use the original Pokemon name, right?

Wish #2: Granted. Since he has wished a lot of wishes, then no more wishes can be granted for him. And what is that coming towards him? Is that an RPG?

I wish the said bomb in my previous wish was a real bomb.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but it is a real bomb that explodes right this second and now every organ in your body is badly bruise, you have worst case of third degree burns and you are permanetly paralyzed.

I wish I could get rid of this cough.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get hiccups instead, which will never go away no matter what you do

I wish nothing could stop the Simpsons

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but this comic is so bad that it only gets one view and then is taken off because of lack of interest

I wish I had real player

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but just after you find it you die of a heart attack

I wish people need not die in vain

[Dark-San]

Granted. They were so powerful that they think they are the gods and move themselves onto the moon. There is where they die of lack of oxygen due to Homer's stupidity.

I wish Mars would invade Earth.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but both planets would get into a massive war and it would end by each planets firing its ultimate weapons causing both planets to be destroyed.

I wish I had my own webcomic.

[Dark-San]

Granted but the company changes its product name to the UNreal Player. You still the same product but with a different name.

I wish Mr Pikachu would stop playing his Pearl version and start concentrating on his examinations.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but one of his examinations has several questions about Pokemon Pearl (don't ask why ... it could happen) and since he stops playing Pokemon Pearl, he can't answer those questions, so he doesn't get a good grade on that test.

I wish I could work at Nintendo.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you are now a toilet cleaner at nintendo

I wish I could remeber what the wish I had before was

[Fett One]

Granted but when you find out you die from embarrassment due to how bad it was

I wish people couldn't die from embarrassment

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now since they can't die from embarressment, they will live their lives in total depression so horrible that they cut themself off from society.

I wish that we could find a planet that has other life on it.

[Dark-San]

Granted. However that planet had a technology better than ours and starts to invade our planet, making us slaves to them.

I wish all animals in the world are save from abuse.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now everyone takes their abuse out on you

I wish for a good wish

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, since it is opposite day, you actually get a bad wish .... so you get infected with a nasty flesh-eating virus.

I wish I was a male Utahraptor.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Fairy Godmother had fulfil your wish to become a Utahraptor but she changes your sex by accident.

I wish I had all the knowledge of the world.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now you are on the run from several secret organisations that want to exploit this knowledge.

I wish for a little more knowledge

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is knowledge about thing so disgusting that you start throwing up every 5 minutes.

I wish I had every cool video game weapon in my possession.

[Dark-San]

Granted, but the police now arrests you for possessing weapons of mass destruction or should it be distractions?

I wish the Russians would invade Iran.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, Do yuo really want the Russians to invade Persia?

[Fett One]

Crazy Elf Boy, you forgot to make a wish

[mr_pikachu]

Well, to keep the game moving...

I wish that Mikachu Yukitatsu would reveal his/her gender to the forum.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I KNOW, My comp shut down and it automatically posted it not finished

I wish for more CHOCOLATE