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    Granted. But since they're safe, they can no longer breathe fire or blast water or toss beams of energy, so they've lost some of their natural appeal.

    I wish that the PS3 would be released at a more reasonable price.
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    Granted, but you still doesn't have the enough money to buy it.

    I wish I had the power to read minds- without going crazy from the power.
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    Granted! You mind combusts and explodes instead.

    I wish real music actually played during ASB reffings.
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    Granted. It's sung by that Fred guy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. (It's bad enough that you die simply because you want it to end so badly.)

    I wish that me killing people when I twist their wishes wasn't a running joke in this game.
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    Granted, but without your running joke, this game will get visited less and ignored.

    I wish I had the largest Jigsaw Puzzle in the world.
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    Granted; you now own a jigsaw puzzle with nine pieces, each of which are 800 feet wide.

    I wish everyone on Earth was 1 IQ point smarter.

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    Granted. But our newfound intelligence will make us arrogant, which will result in fighting, wars, and the end of all humanity. (You're dead too.)

    I wish that iPods could have more memory installed.
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    Granted. Unfortunately, the extra memory costs $1,000, and the iPod will no longer run without it.

    I wish I never ran out of pretzels.
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    Granted but you end up becoming obese from eating all of those pretzels and die from a heart attack as a result

    I wish Optimus Prime will kill Megatron
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    Granted, but when he kills Megatron in a violent way that will upset conscious parents which will make sure that nobody watches Transformers again ... which means you will never see Optimus Prime kill Megatron.

    I wish I could get a job.
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    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    [color=silver]Granted; but when you get a job, it'll be crap, and you'll earn Ł2 an hour, which is less than ANYONE earns ever, and then you'll be poor, won't be able to afford to buy food, and you will die...

    I wish I could see Radiohead again...


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    Granted. You're cordially invited to the funeral of Radiohead. Yes, the entire group. (You'll cry so much that you'll die from dehydration.)

    I wish that the guy I was supposed to interview today wasn't in a bunch of administrative meetings...
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    Granted but the interview goes badly and the guy has you fired

    I wish I don't have to wear glasses
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    Unfortunately, thanks to a rare condition that you just contracted, your vision becomes worse and worse and without glasses, you can't see at all.

    I wish I had the Bio-Booster Armor Guvyer Suit of my very own.

    (For those who don't know, when contacted with this Alien Device, you become this Alien Soldier. Look it up if you still are clueless.)
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    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted! You become...whatever that thing is. XD However, the Alien Device is actually an illegal model, so it ends up being way too strong, and you consciousness ends up melding into the armor itself. You're now doomed to wander eternity in a Bio-Boosting Armor Guvyer Suit thinger for the rest of your life. =P

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    Granted - Yoshi's tongue is pulled out, rendering him mute and essentially powerless; heartbroken, Mario has to have him put down...

    I wish I knew what the Hell was happening at ASB... and wherever else at TPM is screwed up right now.

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    Granted - you found out it wasa a hacker and they Showed you porn...

    I wish that I had not looked at said porn...b it was gross...

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    Granted, but you will then 'hear' some sounds from the mentioned porn videos .

    I wish the person who screwed TPM's ASB will pay!
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    granted, he will pay, but so will you! >.> i dunno how though hehe

    erm, I wish that my bitcomet downloads will hurry up and finish!

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    [color=silver]Granted; they will finish, but when they do, they'll spread a deadly virus throughout your computer, as well as any in your area, causing them to explode simultaneously in one huge nuclear explosion.

    I wish that I didn't have to share a room with someone strange at university...


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    Granted you have to share a room with your mom during the entire year you are at the univeristy

    I wish to have super speed
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    Granted, but you will never be able to stop so you will be running at super fast speeds for the rest of your life.

    I wish I could have Yoshi as a pet.
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    Granted, but he eats you and turns you in to an Egg... :p

    I wish that I could think up better necknames for all my pokemon...

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    Granted but all of the names are in Japanese so none of your friends can pronounce their names

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    Granted-&#160; but he burns down your house with his fire poo...

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    Granted, but later on they actually bring something into this world, Unfortunately, is not a pokemon,. just a killer virus that turns peoples inside to irresistable smelling green goop and this new new virus proceeds the decimate the world's populance.

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    Granted, only you crave it so much after its gone you kill yourself trying to get another one

    I wish people wouldn't hack into accounts and spam all over the place

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    (You're welcome, from all of us. As celebration, you won't die this time!)

    Granted. But it wasn't going to happen again for awhile, anyway.

    I wish that the incident had been shorter than it was.
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    Granted, but it's effect will be worse than what it was now.

    I wish I could create another perfect clone of myself that will never disobey me.
    Please take it easy~

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    Granted, but your perfect clone will create a clone of himself that will disobey you and mock you ... and trash the place. (Okay, I got a little out of hand there.)

    I wish I could find my checks so I could spend money on the things I love.
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    Granted but your checking account is empty so you get arrested for bouncing checks

    I wish to have some ice cream
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    Granted, but the ice cream is of a flavour you despise, and it has been sitting in the sun for over a week. And... THERE ARE NO CONES!!! hehe

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    Granted, but now school days and work days are longer so you will be bored out of your mind with homework and endless work assignments (if you go to school or you have a job.)

    I wish I could have a gravity gun like the one in Half-Life 2.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    SoulflameNinetales, i don't like ice cream cones so you actually did me a favor

    Granted, but the gun malfunctions and causes you to weigh so much that you can't do anything but lay on the ground

    I wish to own the millenium falcon
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    Hehe i didn't know that ah well...

    Granted, but then the US government come, take it off you before you can get away in it, take it back to Aera 51 to reverse engineer it and during the reverse engineering process they break something vital and decide to melt down the remains of the now useless ship.

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    Granted, but that country is bombarded with nuclear weapons from rival countries wiping both you and your country out.

    I wish that the events of Code Named Kids Next Door: Operation Z.E.R.O never happened.
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    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted, as a result of not making this episode the network decided to just cancel the show

    I wish to own the entire original teenage mutant ninja turtles cartoon on dvd
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    Granted, but it was just some bootleg DVD, so some episode were missing.

    I wish I could fly an airplane.
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    Granted but you don't know how to land it well and you strand yourself on a deserted island with few amounts of food and water.

    I wish I could be on Survivor and make it to the final round.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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