<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Blademaster]

Granted - everything goes wrong everywhere as long as you exist, which results in the destruction of every conceivable reality and plane in existence.

I wish mr_pikachu would join ASB.

[darktyranitar]

(Hey, I really want something like that to happen to!)

Granted, but as soon as he joined ASB, he'll be coming to battle you. And what do you know? He won!

I wish I had insomnia.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You have total insomnia, so you can never go to sleep again. (You'll go crazy and kill yourself within a week.)

I wish that I would get straight As in all my classes.

[Blademaster]

Granted, but since the A's are straight, they're technically 'I's,' which isn't a grade. So, you get no grades, which means you fail all your classes.

I wish I could turn into liquid metal like the T-1000 from Terminator 2.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Unfortunately, just like the T-1000 in the movie, you will be killed when you fell into a very hot pool of burning metal.

I wish my exam has ended.

[Fett One]

Granted but you failed all of your exams so you have to retake all of those classes

I wish to meet and marry a princess

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that princess is so stuck-up that you can wait for her to get kidnapped by a dragon, giant or ogre.

I wish I had a dragon that was my best friend to the ends of time.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. The ends of time turn out to be during his lunch time, and since there was no other food around... you are now his meal.

I wish I don't have to go to school tomorrow.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Granted. You catch a horrifing disease ten minutes from the time you posted and have to be quantined until you rot to death.

I wish I all food I would eat was not only healthy and tasted really nice too.

[Fett One]

Granted but the food taste so good that you never stop eating so you end up dying from over eating

I wish to become the embodiment of death

[Blademaster]

Granted - you die.

I wish I could do anything in existence.

(Yeah, just try to twist this one, punks! )

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. But once you have the power to do anything in exist, you never do anything at all, because you can never decide what to do first.

I wish I had perfect peace of mind.

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes you to be so calm that you fail to realize the danger when your house catches on fire so you don't thik to leave the house

I wish to have all of Superman powers

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you also have all of Superman's weaknesses.

I wish I could be a superhero with no weaknesses at all.

[SoulflameNinetales]

Granted, but due to such a wish being impossible, wishing it tears apart the fabric of the universe and of time.

I wish I never needed toilet breaks

[Fett One]

Granted but die from becoming extremely over weight since you body has no way of getting rid of the excess food.

I wish no one in this game has to die

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but a different clause starts that a character needs to die in this topic once a week.

I wish I could get my DVDs from Netflix much faster so I can finish the DVDs in my queue so I can add a lot more things to watch.

[darktyranitar]

Granted; it take so much space out of your house that you have to sleep outside on the road (hm, why does this answer sounds kinda familliar?)

I wish my cat will stop stealing food from the kitchen.

[Fett One]

Granted, your cat steals food from the mafia instead, which causes the mafia to hunt you down

I wish the board didn't get changed

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the previous board contains a virus so fowl that infects the other members's computer causing them to crash ... and it will cost them everything to fix it because the virus is the worst one of its kind.

I wish I knew the true reason why we switched boards.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but well... you're not gonna like it when you hear the reason.

I wish the next person will make a wish related to the changing of the boards too.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become blind and deaf so you have no way of knowing what the wish is

I wish the board will change once a week

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but each time it changes everybody's accounts are erased so they have to start from scratch. And just when they have things all perfect, it changes again. When they finally find out that you made that wish, they will beat you to death.

I wish I had Fairy Godparents and I am smart enough not to tell anybody about them so my mind won't be erased plus I won't get pummeled to a pulp by the supreme ruler of Fairy World.

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but they'll mess up your wish instead, and then you wish that you never made the wish in the first place.

I wish this place could be back to it's active state back.

[Charles Legend]

Granted but it so active that the Server keeps crashing and Kevin has to upgrade the Forms again...

I wish that I could beat the entire battle Frontier on my Emerald...

~Charles Legend

[Fett One]

Granted but then you have nothing else to do in the game so you stop playing it and never touch another pokemon game ever again

I wish my parents will give in and get us cable television instead of sticking with broadcast television

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but since you said "us" instead of "me", that mean that other people will also be watching the TV with you. And very soon, you'll find yourself kicked away from the cable TV, and you now you are stuck back with the broadcast TV.

I wish mr_pikachu will post after me.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but mr_pikachu decides to ignore this thread for a long time that he will never answer your wish so I am posting instead.

I wish I could be friends with Naruto.

[Fett One]

Granted but your friendship only lasts for 0.05 seconds

I wish this game will never end

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. The good jokes run out after a week, but you're stuck playing this game for the rest of time.

I wish I had perfect teeth.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad the perfect teeth you collected are chewing through your carotid artery.

I wish that I remembered to post in this game more often.

[Fett One]

Granted but you post so often that you keep breaking the waiting 2 turns rule which causes you to get banned from pokemasters

I wish to get a new job

[Mega Horny]

Granted, but your new job is working under Mr. Pikachu's Grammar Patrol.

I wish I could find this chill fanfic I wrote when I was little, completely intact and readable.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you found out that you wrote it Antarticia when you were young and the computer is frozen that it will take you years to unfreeze. By the time you do, fanfics will be thing of the past. (Not to offend fanficers, but this was the best scenario I could come up with.)

I wish that I would be friends with Sasuke for about 3 months.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Your friendship comes to an abrupt end when you are torn to shreds in the middle of a mission.

I wish our PM inboxes could store more than 50 messages.

[Mega Horny]

(My fic was handwritten ^^)

Granted, but then TPM also reverts back to its less reliable format on whatever boards we used to use.

I wish Shiny Tauros didn't look so stupid.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but since it is no longer looks stupid, you can't tell if it is a shiny which will cause chaos for all Tauros trainers.

[Mega Horny]

Wish?

[Inferno_Dragon]

Oops, sorry I was so concentrated on the granting of the wish that I forgot to make a wish. Well, it is not like this has happened before .. has it?

I wish I had a time machine so I could fix my mistake.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, you don't know how to work the machine, so you accidentally go back to the Triassic era... and the dinos think you look like a prehistoric fish stick.

I wish we could see the never-produced final season of Static Shock.