<(Game)> Whack-a-TPMer (Lady Vulpix Approved)

[Shadow Wolf]

*Uses all active and locked threads (in form of pokeballs) to bash Magmar, making a whooping 303 combo. Voice echoes: "Ultra, ultra..."*

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I play this Targeting Mr Pikachu

hehehe what do you think of Magic now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

btw enjoy your whacking

[kitsun]

Kitsun reaches into his backpack and pulls out a round shiny object. "A GRENADE!!!", everyone yells, as they all run and hide. Spying a target, Kitsun throws the object at Hypotenuse Man.Hypotenuse Man shreeks and run for cover before being captured by a pokeball. Kitsun calmly walks up and waits for the pokeball to stop shaking. He then pulls out a 500 lb. mallot, crushing the pokeball instantly.

You have been WHACKED!

THATS for throwing the entire sun on me!
(See, I did it without gore ^_^)

[Hinoryu]

*Has Kitsun meet Superman. Any devoted comic fan knows that Kitsun's in for some hell now.*

[Inferno_Dragon]

*teleports Crazy Elf Boy into the Twisted Wishes game and Crazy Elf Boy is instantly killed.*

[kitsun]

I think someone is due for some punishment.

*Kitsun pulls out a round, green stone and looks as though he is concentrating very hard. Then, a yellow aura appears around Kitsun and begins drawing into the stone. In a flash, he opens his eyes and extends the arm that is holding the stone. "Ultima!!!", he cries, as a hellish green explosion engulfs Inferno_Dragon. Nothing is left but charred remains.

[Mega Horny]

Dear Inferno Dragon,

WHACK!

[darktyranitar]

*hits Kitsun with a big present box*

Happy birthday, kitsun!

[Shadow Wolf]

*uses the Joker Trick on darktyranitar(touches a person with a Joker card and the person becomes a big Joker card) then pulls out a sword and cuts the Joker in half*

DESTROYED!!!!

[kitsun]

Ooh, a present? For me??!?!

*Kitsun eagerly opens the wrapping and peers inside the box.*

Wow! My very own lynch mob! Thanks, darktyranitar! Now who should I sic them on first...?

Hey Mega Horny! I have some friends who want to "talk" to you about the Rule of Three. Make sure you listen veeeeeery well. They don't like repeating themselves.

*The lynch mob hauls off Mega Horny to give him a good "talking-to," aka, breaking every bone in his body.*

Just so you know, WHACK!!!

(Seriously, on a side note, Rule of Three. Although I am considering taking off the No Backwhacks rule. Might help to speed the game up. Feedback?)

[Blademaster]

Rule of Three, huh...?

Mega Horny, darktyranitar, and kitsun are out...

Oh, Crazy Elf Boy...

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(Crazy Elf Boy wakes up in a bathroom-sized room with a TV screen on one wall and five red buttons arranged in random spots on the floor)

CEB: Wha...? Where am I...?

(the TV comes on; I appear on-screen wearing white face paint with red spirals on the cheeks, black contact lenses with red irises, and a wig of black, shoulder-length hair; I'm clad in a black tuxedo and a red bowtie and begin to speak)

"Hello, Crazy Elf Boy... I want to play a game...

For years, you have stood idly as a voyeur, watching the world around you pass you by; watching every opportunity offered to you slip past without even attempting to make a grab for it. Well, now an opportunity is being offered to you - one that you'll die should you allow to pass you by.

When this tape stops playing, the ceiling of the room you're in right now will begin to descend; ten minutes after it begins to drop, it will have fully descended to the floor. I doubt I need to tell you what will happen to you once that happens...

The buttons on the floor around you each have a number from 1 through 5 on them; you must push them in the correct order in order to stop the ceiling and open the exit.

However, each time you push a button incorrectly, a heated steel spine will be fired from one of several pinhole openings in the walls - and into you.

You have ten minutes to choose, Crazy Elf Boy - more than enough time for you to find the correct combination. The only question now is, how much pain will you endure to stay alive? Live or die, Crazy Elf Boy... Make your choice."

(tape goes blank staticky)

CEB: .......Um...... OK......

(takes about 60 spines to the arms, leg, and back before finally getting the correct combination; the ceiling doesn't stop)

CEB: O.O WTF?!?!??

(TV comes back on; a female figure appears on-screen and speaks)

"Hello, Crazy Elf Boy. My name is Amanda, and I designed this puzzle..."

CEB: ...Then... But, that means...

"You. Have. Been."

(ceiling suddenly plummets, crushing Crazy Elf Boy)

"Whacked."

(TV goes staticky again, then goes out completely)[/I]

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Neeeeeeext...?

[Jeff]

Kills Blademaster DBZ style only to watch him pull himself back together again. Then says "screw this", pulls out a gun, and shoots him.

[kitsun]

Ok, Jeff, your next to be WHACKED by the great Kitsun.

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With a sound of shattered glass, Kitsun & Jeff realized that they have entered into a random encounter battle with each other. As FFX battle music plays in the background, a strange stylized box appears about 10 ft. over there heads reading "Wild JEFF appears!!!" Kitsun starts by drawing his sword and begins running towards Jeff, yelling "Zombie Strike!" The sword flashes twice, as 2 shallow cuts appear on Jeff's chest.

142 damage!!! Jeff is Zombified!!!

Jeff counters by mumbling "BRAAINS!" He hobbles over to Kitsun in an attempt to latch on to Kitsun. Kitsun manages to fight him off and shoves him back a few steps.

A weak attack!!!

42 damage!!!

Kitsun responds by sheathing his sword and begins casting a spell. An angel floats down around Jeff, bestowing an Auto-Life halo upon him. Jeff looks confused and scared. Jeff again tries to latch on to Kitsun, but Kitsun has wisened up. Kitsun simply takes a step to the left and allows Jeff to trip.

Jeff has Auto-Life!!!
Jeff's attack FAILS!!!

13 damage to Jeff!!!

"Let's finish this up!!! Full Cure!!!!!" As a holy light engulfs Jeff, he catches on fire before falling to the ground. Then Auto-Life kicks in. The zomified corpse is continuously blasted by the blessed light until there is nothing left to blast.

Kitsun poses as a generic victory music starts to play.

Kitsun gains 1,742 exp. and 7,000 gil.

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You, Jeff, have been zombified AND WHACKED!!!!!

[Inferno_Dragon]

It is your turn mr_pikachu. You are the only one I haven't whacked.

*teleports the major cast of Nuklear Power.com surrounding mr_pikachu. Fighter slices you with his sword. White Mage heals you but finds out that you have been spreading awful rumors about you and hits you with her hammer. Black Belt pummels you with his fists. Red Mage bores you to death with his constant ramblings about RPG stats and for the coup-de-gra, Black Mage uses Hadoken on you.*

[Hinoryu]

*Casts ΩFlare on Inferno_Dragon. Actually exceeding the system's normal battle parameters for a total of D4FA damage. That's hexidecimal, for the record.*

[Crazy Elf Boy]

oooh you are sooo in for it now Blademaster. But that would violate the No whack back rules so i have to bid my time.

Eh time to DIE KITSUN

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Kitsun lies down on the ground as he mothers the wound he recieved during the last battle with the mindless hordes of undead out side the complex. He could only watch as his whole platoon was ripped apart limb from limb by the unwavering zombies.

"Man these things are B****** to kill" he muttered.

Kitsun moved over towards to supplys cabinet trying to break it open with the butt of his rifle. The metal door slowly creaked under the pressure of his force and cracked opened. Bottles of medicine rolled and fell to the floor as he moved his hand through the cupboards contents until it came across a roll of bandages and some tape.

"Damn government screwing around with all these alien artifacts" he whispered as he wrapped the bandages around the wound around his arm. "Why cant they just leave stuff like this alone"

Moving up from his slouched position he moved down the hallway.

"Next time I see those b****** presidential people i am going to kick them in the ass for mucking around with hell"

Kitsun reloaded his shotgun as he backed up against the wall before the next cornor.

"Hi ya" Kitsun screamed as he jumped around the corner.

But to his dismay nothing could be seen only another set of hallways and corridors. Tiny lights flickered on and off above Kitsun's head as he walked down the hallway. Suddenly the lights down the hallway began to shut off one by one until they reached Kitsun.

"Oh s***" he exclaimed "They got the bloody power"

Kitsun reached down to the holsters on his thighs to produce 2 small high powered pistols, cocking them both he continued to walk down the hallway. Kitsun heard blood curdling screams from around the corner, readying his weapons he silently moved around the corner only to see one of the scientists ripped open from the stomach upwards.

"Oh man that is just sick" he said as he wrenched his head back in disgust.

As Kitsun turned his head around he meet face to face with a hellish looking demon. Kitsun jumped back as the two faced monster leapt at him, the monster fell into the lockers behind him. Sliding along the floor Kitsun fired the pistols taking chunks of flesh from the beast until it finally fell to the ground with a resounding thud.

Picking himself up from the ground and dusting him self of Kitsun moved towards the control room to see if he could stop all this madness. Flashes of red light beamed from the room in front of him.

"This is it" he shouted. Jumping around the corner Kitsun protrudes the shot gun and fires a blast hitting several zombies in the chest causing them to fly back into the fiery portal to hell.

Seeing this the undead start to inclose on Kitsun's position, more of the hellish imps fly at him knocking him to the ground. Kitsun whimpers as the horde of zombies circle around him. Kitsun felt a tremor go through his whole body and the zombies started to back of from him. He looked up only to see a 8 foot tall, brown demon standing in front of him. Saliva dripped from its mouth as it picked up Kitsun in its mighty grasp.

Kitsun noticed something on the demon's chest it was a badge, a name badge.
"Commander Crazy Elf Boy" Kitsun read "OH YOU SON OF A B****"

Kitsun's sentence was cut off as the demon threw him into the wall behind him knocking Kitsun into the portal instantly disintergrating his flesh.

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OH YOU GOT WHACKED (ZING)

[Captn_BooZe]

Crazy Elf Boy i'm sorry but i have to WHACK u .....

CEB is sleeping in his bed when (pause) ........ a kitten jumps on his bed and wakes CEB up instantly, CEB looks down at the small little creature and says "Hey there TINK" come to daddy, TINK jumps on CEB ripping at his chest untill he sees CEB's heart ripps it out show's it to CEB then dances on CEB's dieing body to the sound of it beating ...........

CEB manages to murmor a few words b4 the playfull kitty takes his last swipe .........

"y TINK yYYYYYYYYYY ," CEB
tink replies with a sneaky,......
"U FORGOT TO FEED ME"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CEB

[Shadow Wolf]

*shinypkmnchaser uses Capt. Crunch's anchor to smash and knock Captn_BooZe out*

[Inferno_Dragon]

*teleports Magmar into a empty field. I hid behind a tree. Magmar picks up a egg. I shout someone is stealing your eyes. Magmar feels breathing down his neck. Magmar turns around and see two Utahraptor looking at the eggs in Magmar's hand. The Raptors aren't happy. I run away and hear this blood-curdling scream in the distance.*

Magmar, you have been whacked.

[kitsun]

*Kitsun and Inferno_Dragon are instantly transported to a strange land of howling trees and blood-soaked land. We both feel as though we are being watched, but cannot detect anyone other than ouselves and the trees. A voice betrays itself, however, as it yells "FIGHT!"

Kitsun begins by unleashing a barrage of blows, ending by extending a hand and unleashing a blast of white, celestial energy from it: One of his signature moves, the Celestial Flare. Inferno blocks most of the blows with a cross-arm block, but is forced to take the Celestial Flare full force as it blasts him across the arena.

Flying head-over-heels, Inferno somehow lands on hs feet, regaining his balance, but still sliding backwards a few more feet. after getting his bearings, Inferno spies his target and breathes several balls of flame at kitsun. Kitsun dodges a few of them, or so he thinks, until being slammed in the back by them.

"Damn!! Homing fireballs?!??!"

Suddenly, he smiles an evil grin, as a plan begins to form in his head. Six more fireballs heading his way in rapid succession, Kitsun manages to leap over most of them, being singed by the last one. He spies his target: a gloating Inferno Dragon, sill concentrating on his Homing Hellflame technique. Kitsun dashes towards Inferno, five unnoticed fireballs trailing closely. Inferno opens his eyes in time to see Kitsun in his face! Inferno swings at kitsun, who suddenly uses an unusual tactic, at least unusual to Inferno, leaping over Inferno's head. Unusual, that is, until Inferno is slammed by five of his own fireballs! Intensely scorched by his own technique, he is sent flying into the overhead Kitsun, slamming both into a living tree, which tries to claw and eat them. They both scramble away from the tree, Inferno slower than Kitsun, before regaining their footing.

They glare at each other, breathing deeply, trying to regain their energy, before making a mad dash at each other. Suddenly, Kitsun simply vanishes.

Wildly searching for his opponent, Inferno screams, "Coward!!! Where are you?!!"

A glow illuminates Infeno's vision, and he looks up to see what is causing the greenish glow: Kitsun charging a large ball of green-and-violet energy!

Too little, too late, as Infeno desperately fires a ball of Homing Hellfire at Kitsun, before kitsun unleashes his other technique: "Celestial Nova!!!"

The ball of celestial energy consumes the fireball before continuing on a direct course toward Inferno Dragon. He moves too late, as the ball hits not two feet behind him, absorbing him in a massive explosion.

Inferno barely maintains standing as Kitsun lands. The strange voice speaks again: "FINISH HIM!"

Not questioning the voice, Kitsun pulls out his 500 lb. mallet and brings it down with extreme force on Inferno's head, nailing him into the ground like a stake.

"WHACKALITY! KITSUN WINS!"

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I am the white one and Shinypkmchaser is the black one

HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOU WHACKING

[Captn_BooZe]

first i would like to thank CEB for whacking Shinypkmchaser like that ....

second i whack blademaster ,,,,,,,,, wit the Yu-Gi-is a hoe card Desitny Hero - Blade Master,


u got whacked by urself

ENJOY UR WACKING

[Shadow Wolf]

Does this whack look familiar?

*Enemy: Jeff

Action: GF: Eden

...

Eternal Breath:

"Fade to black. We see an object with major static distortion as if on TV. The screen turns off. In space, we see a green vertical wireframe cylinder with TV monitors on its inside wall. Eden is also inside the cylinder. Our vision changes to Eden's point of view as it hurtles down the cylinder toward a light. On the battlefield, a light appears in the sky. A massive shadow descends over the area, followed by Eden.

Jeff is surrounded in complete darkness, as glowing neon rings emerge from beneath it. Another wireframe plane forms below Jeff. The background is swirling plasma. The grid rocks and oscillates, and begins to curl upwards. The whole plane eventually forms another cylinder around Eden, this time horizontally. Jeff is standing upside down on its inside, directly above a large eye-like laser on Eden. There is a massive build up, and the laser fires.

We switch to view the whole planet as the image spreads over it. It ends up forming a large circle, with twelve smaller circles around it. Each of the smaller circles contains a Roman numeral, so the end result is like an neon clock of archaic symbols. It begins to rotate. We see the side of the Earth. This image is apparently mirrored on the other side, but is not aligned. After a while, the two images are aligned and there is a large click. We return to the enemy, still standing upside down on the centre of the symbol. It begins to stretch away from Eden. Back to the view of the planet. The wireframe grid beneath the imagery can now be seen, and it is now a sphere. The grid begins to distort and part of it shoots off to infinity, as if the planet were hanging in a net bag. Eden's laser, and Jeff, are shot along the asymptote and out into space. More symbols appear at regular intervals, with their centres on the laser.

We track Jeff as he rides the laser until it collides with the centre of a galaxy. The laser vanishes. The centre of the galaxy expands in a large purple ball, spewing purple sparks. It grows to half of the size of the galaxy, then glows white hot. The battlefield returns, and Jeff falls back to the ground, defeated."*

[kitsun]

Hey Crazy Elf Boy...

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREINDS!!!

* kitsun first throws a heavy array of proximity mines around CEB, making it impossible for him to move. then, Kitsun pulls out his snilper rifle and begins to shoot CEB in various places, causing extreme pain but not any real damage. Until,of course, CEB gets too close to a proxy and they start to go off. One by one, he is blown back and forth until they are all detonated. Weakly, CEB somehow manages to stand. Kitsun then throws one last proxy, planting it on CEB's chest, the metal pins firing deep into CEB's chest.

"Aw, sh-!"

"KA-BOOM!!!

I don't think I have to go into detail...

You have been whacked, FPS style.

[Inferno_Dragon]

*walks up to Captn_BooZe and pulls out a chainsaw. Then uses it to slice Captn_BooZe in half. Then pulls out several TNT and stuffs both halves and walks a quite distance away and hits the detonation button. Then watches as both halves explode.*

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*Produces the Moon Scepter and flings it at Hinoryu* >_>; alas, triple posting is painful

I was going to post a Sailor Moon whack. Mods, delete this post if it's unoriginal.

Magmar has arrived in Finland. When travelling in Haapavesi, Magmar gets caught in a time machine sending Magmar to year 2003. Magmar finds himsel (or herself?) in Haapavesi library, and sees Mikachu Yukitatsu dating a red-haired girl (his only date in his life). Mikachu Yukitatsu says something to the girl, who then walks to Magmar.

The girl produces a normal-looking black pencil and shouts:

MAAAAARITIN KRISTALLIVOIMAA MEIKKI PÄÄLLE!

Before Magmar gets a translation,

MAAAAARIT CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!

Maarit says:

I'm the BiShooJoSenShi of Ai and Seigi, Sailor Maarit! Mikachu Yukitatsu has asked me to punish you in the name of a random planet because you posted the Sailor Moon whack before him! MAARIT AQUA MIRAGE!!

[mr_pikachu]

The cast of Whack-a-TPMer woke up one at a time, slowly and groggily, to find themselves in a schoolroom they'd never seen before.

"Good morning, class," said mr_pikachu once everyone awoke. "Your regular teacher is... indisposed, so I'll be your substitute teacher today."

Blademaster cast a sideways glance toward Hypotenuse Man at the desk next to his. "Since when did we have a teacher?" he whispered to his acquaintance.

"Since when was this even a class?" Hypotenuse Man whispered back.

"I haven't been in a school since I dropped out of kindergarten when I was 11," Blademaster whispered. "I think we ought to just go."

"Yeah," responded Hypotenuse Man. "We just need to rush the guy, beat him senseless, and make our exit. So when I count to three--"

In one smooth, lightning-quick motion, mr_pikachu grabbed a pen from his desk and flung it across the room where it lodged in Hypotenuse Man's forehead. The student's head lolled back as his lips twitched, the end of his sentence forever stuck in his throat. Blademaster could only scream in terror as he stared at the trickle of blood running down the face of his neighbor.

Hypotenuse Man. Executed for whispering.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

hmmm...

Seeing Hypotenuse Man's forehead being gouged by a pen, Crazyelfboy lept up from his chair and flew towards mr_Pikachu. Producing a large double edged blade from nowhere (Isn't that always the way ay, big swords from nowhere) he tried to swipe mr_pikachu, but he dodged leaving Crazyelfboy to fly into a wall.
Picking himself up off the ground he ran for the teachers desk and picked up two large staplers, then once again charged at mr_pikachu. Jumping over the top of mr_pikachu, Crazyelfboy revealed the two staplers from his pockets.

*Staple*
*Slam*
*Ching*
*kapow*
*BANG*
*Sting*
*Metal*
*COW*
*WAIT WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE?*
*MORE STAPLE*

After these generic fighting noises had finished mr_pikachu fell to the ground with a thud covered in two inch staples, blood dripping from every wound. Crazyelfboy rose and dusted off his hands calmy saying
"Schools out for summer.......Schools out for ever"

[Blademaster]

"I haven't been in a school since I dropped out of kindergarten when I was 11," Blademaster whispered.

Hey! Damn it, I didn't drop out of kindergarten until I was 13! Get your facts straight before you speak, ya nimrod!

(takes out his frustration on Mikachu by spearing him in the eyes with a katakama)

[Magmar]

JEFF used WHACK!
Foe MAGMAR fainted!

JEFF gained 300 EXP. points!

I am worth far more than 3009 Exp. Points, Mister! :p

*Produces Spiral Heart Moon Rod*

Moooooooooooon *doo doo doo doo doo DAAAAA* moon moon moon moon moon moono ooooooooooooooosailor moooonnnnnnnnnn da ada da da da da daaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes aim at Blademaster*

Mooooooooooon spiiiiralllll heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaartttt attaaaaaaaaaack!

*Hearts, ribbons and pretty things pelt Blademaster in the face*

"I, Sailor Moon, have punished you in the name of the moon! ...oh yeah, Whack!!"

*Magmar takes off the miniskirt and scampers off, giggling*

[mr_pikachu]

The students all surrounded mr_pikachu, whose face had smeared blood all across the tiled floor. His arms were bent unnaturally underneath his body, while his left knee had completely shattered.

"Is he dead?" whispered Captn_BooZe.

It was the last mistake he would ever make. Two of mr_pikachu's fingers twitched on instinct alone, sending a straightened paper clip straight through the child's right eye and into the back of his skull.

"No... talking in... class," mr_pikachu choked, spitting out several mouthfuls of blood before his earlier whacking finally took effect.

[Inferno_Dragon]

*teleports Mikachu Yukitatsu into Invader's Zim houses. After meeting Gir who is totally useless, Mikachu Yukitatsu decides that it is safe. Until Mikachu Yukitatsu meets Zim. Zim is curious about this human and decides to have fun with him. He experiments on him several times then teleports Mikachu Yukitatsu to the room with a Moose. Mikachu Yukitatsu gets so freaked out that he runs around in circles panicing so much that his/her head explodes.*

WHACKAGE!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu gets so freaked out that he runs around in circles panicing so much that his/her head explodes.* WHACKAGE!

I think I have done that in real life... And I haven't checked your genders, but at least you should have read that I dated a girl...now what does that tell about me?

And then, am I stealing again? I don't know if mr_pikachu has watched a certain film or read the original book, but as he already took the classroom scene, I'll extend.

In the start of the new millenium, the whole country collapsed.

15% of the nation, 10,000,000 people unemployed.

800,000 students boycott schools.

The grown-ups lost their hope, and, being afraid of the young, they pushed through an educational reform.

The educational reform of the new millenium, so-called BR-reform.

"Jinsei wa geemu desu. Kono kuni wa sukkari dame natte shimaimashita. Tomodachi wa minasan ni chotto korosarete moraimasu (or something?)."

"Life is a game. This country has become all useless. I'll have you all killing your friends."

That's what Kitano, the teachers said. Jeff and his 39 classmates, found themselves in a classroom, with strange necklaces on their neck. The teacher introduced them two exchange students, Kawada-kun and Mikachu Yukitatsu.

Kitano shows them a video which tells that the students have 3 days time limit to kill one another. If not, all the necklaces will be blown up.

Soon all the students are sent outside with their weapons. As Kitano relaxes, he reciecves a message: Jeff's gang has caught Mikachu Yukitatsu. The next scene takes place on a shore. Mikachu Yukitatsu is surrounded by Jeff and his friends.

One of them, Sasagawa, takes a fan from Mikachu's bag, saying: "Nan da, kore?" "What's this?"

Another one, Tsukioka, points a pistol at Mikachu: "You are Kitano's agent!"

Numai, a friend of Jeff, too, says: "You are trying to make us kill one another."

Kanai, the only girl in the group, states: "You should speak the truth now."

"Do you hear us?" Jeff yells pushing a machine gun on Mikachu's forehead.

Mikachu Yukitatsu tries to spit on Jeff's face, but fails as usually. Jeff gets angry and is hitting Mikachu with the gun, but Mikachu grabs it and shoots the party!

Mikachu Yukitatsu takes the guns and grenades from the dead, leaving only a useless nunchaku there.

Boys 9 Jeff 10 Sasagawa 14 Tsukioka 17 Numai

Girl 5 Kanai

dead

[Nokori sanjuusannin]

[33 left]

Note that I whacked only one TPMer here!!

EDIT:

2) No Backwhacks: you cannot whack a person that has whacked you until they have been whacked.

I don't know if I got this rule right, perhaps you could give me an example.

[mr_pikachu]

So I'm not the only one here who's read the Koushun Takami classic...

*mummifies darktyranitar in duct tape and pushes him down an endless set of stairs in a visually deceptive painting*

[darktyranitar]

Mr_pikachu noted that he had just got a PM. It was from darktyranitar, and it was titled "10".

Without further thought, mr_pikachu opened the PM, and suddenly, his computer monitor changed into a blank screen.

"What the hell?" mr_pikachu was about to turn off the monitor when the screen blinked, replaced with the words, "Bellossom is a ten word Pokemon..." going on and on... and in the background, a continous beeping was heard.

Mr_pikachu couldn't move, he couldn't even turned away from his PC! He couldn't take it anymore, he had to do something to end this... Finally able to gain control of his body, he closed his eyes and tried to block out the words, but they were floating inside his head! Uttering an ear-piercing scream, he banged his head on the PC until he couldn't do it anymore. And even then, the words were still floating in his head.

On the screen, the words began to disappear, replaced with one word: WHACKED!

[Jeff]

Jeff saw Mr. Pika's post and was planning on whacking him only to find out DT beat him to the punch (so to speak). To vent his anger he went around the Internet to find every 10-11 year old pokemon fan, puts darktyranitar in a room with them and tells them that darktyranitar supports AdvanceShipping.

Edit:

Jeff then realizes he was about to break the rule of three, so he saves darktyranitar from the raging Pokeshippers and sets them on kitsun instead for coming up with that rule

[mr_pikachu]

Boy, I love being backwhacked...

*challenges Mikachu Yukitatsu to a game of rock, paper, scissors*

*loses*

*beats Mikachu Yukitatsu over the head with a shovel*

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

mr_pikachu, I only watched the film. But I would like to get the book somewhere. Also this whack involves books...

*Prints all the topics from TPM, makes a book of them and throws it on shinypkmnchaser*

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Crazyelfboy picks up a large cinder block and attaches to Mikachu Yukitatsu's feet, picks him (or her, giggle) and throws him (or her, giggle) into a large pool of water.*

*Puts on a giant Chef hat

"Put in a ton of grenades and just throw them into the water, then dump a bucket of piranha in. Throw in some cyanide, arsenic and plutonium. Also add a smidgen of rats, lions, tigers, and for no reason a pickel. Then bring to the boil using a large amount of radiation heat"

*Puts on a pair of goggles*

"Now you are ready to serve a WHACKED Mikachu Yukitatsu. Thanks for watching tune in next time, where we will be serving up TPMer but i cant tell you who"

BTW Mikachu Yukitatsu i knaw what your gender is......tehe

[Shadow Wolf]

Costume Battle

Super Sudden Death!

shinypkmnchaser in a Ness costume

Inferno_Dragon in a Samus costume(I know Samus is a woman, but it's just the armor)

Arena: Final Destination

"Ready, Go!"

Inferno sets up a Charged Shot, while shinypkmnchaser gets a little closer to Inferno. Finally, Inferno launches the Fully Charged Shot, but shinypkmnchaser uses the Gutsy Bat to hit back the Charged Shot. With no time to set up the shield, the shot hits Inferno, launching him into the sky.

"BAM"

Inferno hits the front of the screen and then falls.

"Game"

"This game's winner is...shinypkmnchaser"