I like senseless violence. I think I'll give this game a try XD

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As Crazy Elf Boy walks smugly away from his successful wack, he suddenly hears an engine revving to life. He spins around only to find himself facing down the largest steamroller he has ever seen before in his life. Maning the monstrosity is TPMs newest denizen, Seeker_of_Truth, who laughs evilly as he stares down at the insect before him.

"Time to die, you pointy-eared freak!" shouts the crazed Seeker as he puts the steamroller into gear and begins lurching it toward Crazy Elf Boy.

With a shout a pure terror, Crazy Elf Boy starts running for his life. Slowly, he begins to gain ground on the steamroller of doom until it seems like me might get away. Seeker, however, only laughs more manaically.

"Think it's going to be that easy, do you? Think again!" Seeker cries as he presses a buttom marked 'Overdrive'.

Suddenly, a large jet of flame shoots from the back of the steamroller, sending it careening toward Crazy Elf Boy at an astonoshing speed. Knowing his escape is inevitable, the doomed TPMer turns and screams his death scream as the massive mechanical beast draws nearer. Each second becomes an eternity for Crazy Elf Boy as his life slowly flashes before his eyes. He knows that this is the day he will die.
At the last possible second, the steamroller comes to a screeching halt, the roller meer inches from Crazy Elf Boy. Confused yet somewhat relieved, Crazy Elf Boy looks up at steamrollers driver. Seeker simply grins evilly as he dramitcally presses yet another button.
A hidden latch on the roller creaks upon right in front of Crazy Elf Boy, who cautiously looks inside. Without any warning, a large boxing glove projectile shoots out of the opening and whacks Crazy Elf Boy square in the face, knocking him out.

Seeker laughs and laughs then laughs some more before finally growing bored and driving away in his steamroller... right over the prone body of Crazy Elf Boy.

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There you go, I hope you enjoyed my first whack. There will be others, I assure you