<(Game)> Whack-a-TPMer (Lady Vulpix Approved)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Now it is your turn, Seeker_of_Truth.

*teleports Seeker_of_Truth to the Galaxy Angel Station. Seeker_of_Truth is surrounded by all the female characters. He is happy. Seeker_of_Truth approaches Vanilla and hugs her that it is until Normad gets upset.

"How dare you touch my sweet Vanilla." Normad shouts in his animal costume.

Normad somehow turns into a missile and fires himself at Seeker_of_Truth. There is a smal explosion and Seeker_of_Truth is left lying on the ground. Vanilla checks Seeker_of_Truth's pulse.

"Is all right?" Milfeulle asks.

"He is just knocked out." Vanilla says.

"That is great but wait ... what is this?" Commander Volcott O'Huey says while pulling something out of one of Seeker_of_Truth's pockets.

"It is the lost technology." Forte says.

"He has been hiding all along." Mint exclaims.

"Isn't that a crime?" Rampha asks.

"Nope, it is perfectly legal ... but what was is this?" Vanilla says surprised.

They find Mint's costume, Rampha's book of sexy men, Milfeulle's cookbook, one of Forte's guns, Volcott's chessboard and Vanilla's personal jewel.

"He's a Thief!!" They all shout.

Vanilla whacks Seeker_of_Truth with Normad. Mint uses her Chicken Costume which uses a flamethrower. Rampha whacks him over his head with her Crystal Ball. Milfeulle smacks him with an entire oven. Volcott tasers him and Forte shoots Seeker_of_Truth up with a thousand bullets. Seeker_of_Truth is left on the floor bleeding to death.

"We should give him a proper burial." Mint says.

"Let's just throw him out the airlock." Forte says.

And they do just that.

"Too bad he was a sexy guy." Rampha says.

You have been whacked by the cast of Galaxy Angel, Seeker_of_Truth

[Seeker_of_Truth]

aww.. I was gonna do cluex but he beat me to the punch

Oh well.. guess I'll have to whack shinypkmnchaser instead XD

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One day, shinypkmnchaser realizes with a start that his bank account is nearly depleted. "Darn it", he says 'I guess those night long benders weren't such a hot idea, after all."

Shiny sits for hours in his favorite thinkin' chair, trying to come up with a brilliant money-making scheme. Suddenly, it comes to him. "Seeker_of_Truth has a lot of money!", he exclaims, "I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I broke into his house and helped myself to a couple hundred thousand!"

With the matter resolved, shiny packs up some burgling gear: a flashlight, rope, a bunch of plastic bags, duct tape and a hammer, and a gun just in case.

In the wee hours of the morning, shiny pulls up in front of Seeker's house in his black burgling van. Silently, he creeps up to the nearest window and methodically puts duct tape all across it before smashing it, the tape acting as a muffler for the shattering glass.

Shiny hefts himself up onto the sill and into the house, careful not to make any noise. He turns his flashlight on and shines it back and forth revealing a varitable wealth of riches. Shiny gasps in glee as he pulls out his plastic garbage bags and begins stuffing the first one full.

After several minutes of burgling, shiny heres a voice somewhere nearby say "Jesus is watching you..."

Scared out of his wits, shiny spins around and shines his flashlight in every nook and crany of the room. Finding no one there, shiny presumes it was only his imagination and takes a few deep breaths to calm himself down.

After finshing with the first room, which was the wreck room, shiny proceeds into the next room. It turns out to be Seeker's prized library full of books both rare and expensive. Shiny grins to himself and pulls out some more plastic bags and begins to fill them.

Not long afterwards, shiny hears the voice once again, whispering this time, "Jesus is watching you..."

Shiny nearly jumps out of his skin as he scans the room with his flashlight. "Who's there?" he whispers hoarsely. No one answers and he finds no one with the flashlight. This time it takes shiny a little longer to slow down his racing heart. After assuring himself his mind is only playing tricks on him, shiny continues with his plundering.

With bags of books and riches in tow, shiny enters the third and largest room: Seeker's den. It is full of the most beautiful treasures shiny has ever seen in his life. Not wasting any time, shiny whips out the last of his plastic bags and starts stuffing things uncerimoniously into them.

Once again, the voice calls out to shiny "Jesus is watching you..." This time it is more clear and shiny pinpoints the sources in a matter of seconds. Flashing his flashlight in a far corner, shiny finds Seeker standing there watching him with a small smile on his face.

Shiny reaches for the gun at his side.. only to find it isn'tr there. Paniced, shiny searches his entire person for the missing firearm before bringing his eyes back to Seeker.. who has the gun in his left hand, holding it up for shiny to see. "Looking for this?" he asks.

Shiny gulps and feels a lump forming in his throat. In spite of himself, he cant help but ask "W-why do you keep on saying that Jesus is watching me?"

Seeker's smile deepens, "Because," he states simply, "Jesus is watching you."

A full minute drags by like an eternity and nothing else is said or done. Finally, the suspense getting to him, shiny asks "and what kind of person stand around in the dark saying crazy stuff like that while they're being robbed instead of calling the police?"

Seeker doesn't answer immediately. He only grins sinisterly at shiny, who starts to feel a bit like an ant under a magnifying glass. Finally, Seeker answers "Why, the same kind of person that names their giant pit bull Jesus, of course."

Understanding strikes shiny like a slap across the face, his eyes widening in horror. Before he can even make a move, he hears a deep growl emitting from behind him. Shiny only has time to whimper before the 4-foot tall, 200 pound pit bull pounces on him.

One half hour later, Seeker's neighbors spot him dragging a large garbage bag to the curb. The bag is leaking a red liquid that looks suspiciously like blood.
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There you go. shinypkmnchaser, you have been whacked via giant pit bull. Serves you right for breaking into my private sanctum