You are up to bat, mr_pikachu.
*teleports mr_pikachu into a dark classroom (unlike the one mentioned in previous posts above. I appear in the room looking like a half human, half dragon and half werewolf creature. I smiled at mr_pikachu.*
"Let's see how smart you are, mr_pikachu." I say.
*I toss a 90 page test on mr_pikachu's desk. He grins but acts nervously.*
"To be fair, I will give you 2 hours to complete the test. You may begin." I say while smiling."
*mr_pikachu picks up the test and starts to answer the first question. The question is how would you like to be whacked;
A) Have a 500-Ton Anvil dropped on you
B) Having your worst nightmares attack you
C) Falling down into a bottomless pit
D) Being friends with Billy and Mandy
E) Your Choice.
*What is the deal with D, mr_pikachu thinks. Well, it sounds the least dangerous and mr_pikachu marks off D. Suddenly, Billy and Mandy appear in the room.*
"Hey mr_pikachu, I need you to do my laundary." Mandy says.
"And Milkshake needs all her shots." Billy says.
"I'd rather be dead." mr_pikachu says.
"Suits yourself. Grim!" Mandy yells.
*The Grim Reaper appears with his scyther and with a one flick of the scythe, your body falls to the floor. All three smile at me and disappear. I walk over to the test mr_pikachu was working on.*
"They always choose D since they think it sounds less harmless. Oh what fools these mortals be." I smile as I fade into the darkness.
WHACKED by ignorance, mr_pikachu.