That wasn't me using Galaxy Angel, Mr Pikachu. That was Inferno Dragon. I've never even heard of Galaxy Angel. In actuality, I was the insane guy with the steamroller.
Speaking of Inferno Dragon.. well, revenge is a dish best served on the basketball court...
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The crowd goes wild as some nameless goon on Inferno Dragon's team nails a 3-pointer despite two man coverage. Seeker curses to himself as he looks up at the scoreboard. The Dragons lead the Seekers 91 to 90 with only a minute left to play. Inferno Dragon enjoys a round of laughing and gloating as Seeker concocts a scheme that will achieve victory for his team.
The ref hands the ball to a Seeker player, who tosses it between the out-stretched hands of a Dragon player to Seeker himself. Seeker dribbles up the court, dodging left to avoid a Dragon at half court. As he approaches the basket, Inferno Dragon is there to meet him. Seeker glances up at the clock: 40 seconds.
"It's time I show you something, Inferno." Seeker says with a grin, "It's called the 'Seeker_of_Truth Shakin' Bacon'." Inferno Dragon only stares determined at his adversary, sensing victory only moments away.
"To start, you're going to think I'm gonna go left," Seeker begins then pauses, "so I give you left!" Seeker makes a quick shift to the left, Inferno sticking to him like glue as Seeker returns to his original position. A quick glance at the clock shows 25 seconds remaining.
"Next," continues Seeker, "you might think I'll go right..." Without a word, Seeker moves right. Inferno is still able to keep with him as Seeker once again returns to where he was, a smile growing on his face even as the clock winds down to 15 seconds.
"Now comes the fun part," taunt Seeker, "Here, you think I'm going to go left again.... but what I'm really gonna do is..." Suddenly, Seeker dribbles the ball between Inferno's legs and slips passed to the right. Seeker drives to the goal and slams dunks the ball just as the end game buzzer sounds.
The crowd erupts into cheers as Seeker's teammates put him up on their shoulders. The ref hands Seeker the largest trophy ever seen, which he holds precariously above his head, soaking in the glory of the moment.
As the Seekers celebrate, Inferno approaches them as stoic as can be managed and looks up at Seeker. "So,' Inferno begins, trying to his the disappointment, "how's the air up there?"
Seeker grins evilly before suddenly whacking Inferno Dragon full force in the head with the championship trophy. "Damn find, really" he states as his team carries him off the court.
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Brownie point for the person who can guess what movie this was inspired by and who the star of that movie was. Hint: the name of the movie is used in the Whack![]()