Oh, oh.. looks like somebodies gonna get whacked!

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One day, Seeker_of_Truth is minding his own business while hanging about the Whack-a-TPMer thread when he suddenly hears someone screaming. Turning to exaimine this phenomonon, Seeker sees kitsun running at him full speed with Ol' Smashy raised aboved his head and a battle cry of pure hatred emiting from his throat.

Seeker watches kitsun's approach with mild internest until his would be assailant is only meer feet away. Suddenly, Seeker holds up a hand and cries, "STOP!"

Miraculously, kitsun obeys, coming to a screeching hold one 3 feet away from Seeker. Kitsun looks somewhat flumoxed as to why he has stopped, that obviously not being a part of his plan.

While kitsun mulls this over, Seeker pulls out the tiniest hammer anyone has ever seen from his back packet. Holding it up for kitsun to see, Seeker grins and says, "Hammer Time".

Kitsun cringes from this ridiculous MC Hammer refernece and looks like he's about to vomit. Seeker takes this oppurtunity to chuck the small hammer straight for kitsun's head. Unfortunately, kitsun is much too wiley and deftly thwacks with Ol' Smashy, sending it into the stratusphere.

Sneering evilly, kitsun says "Enough games, time for whacking!" then takes another step toward Seeker, whom looks oddly come for someone about to be whacked.

Suddenly, some movement catches kitsun's eye. Turning his head slightly, kitsun spots a tiny little kitten all dressed up in a little ninja costume. It even has a little pair of nunchucks hung from the little belt wrapped around it's little waist. Kitsun squeels in glee and drops Ol' Smashu, scooping up the adorable ninja kitten, exclaiming "Cutie!" as he holds it up in the air.

Seeker watches patiently as kitsun spots more movement. Turning, he sees two more kittens in ninja costumes sitting there watching him. Kitsun giggles and gollumps over to meet them. Meanwhile, he spots three more ninja kittens approaching from the left and four more from the right. "Om my goodness", kitsun exclaims, "there are so many cuties here, I don't know what to do with all of them!"

"But they know what to so with you," Seeker states matter of factly. Kitsun looks up at Seeker questioningly but only gets a smile in response.

Suddenly, the first kitten jumps out of kitsun's arms and does a 360 spin in mid-air before conncecting a ninja chopy claw slash to kitsun's face.m Kitsun shrieks and tries to back away, only to find he is surrounded by several dozen ninja kittens.

"Say hello to a small portion of my trained army of killer ninja attack kittens," says Seeker with an evil grin. Kitsun wails in terror, dropping to his knees as they give out on him. The ninja kittens approach him ever so slowly before all pouncing in unison.

Screams and kitten snarls fill the entire forum as the ninja kittens do the work they were trained to do. It only takes them two minutes to finish the job. When they part, all that is left of kitsun are three neat piles: one of bone, one of skin, and one of organs. Strangely, there seems to have been no blood spilled whatsoever.

Seeker smiles as he nods his approval, "you did very well, my pets. This was indeed a successful test run. Soon, oh so soon, we shall be ready to conquer the world." Seeker laughs maniacally as he turns and walks away, his army of kittens following happily behind him.
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kitsun, you have been whacked via killer ninja attack kittens!