<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you don't have the license to own every weapon and if you use any of them, you are put in jail.

I wish Fett One didn't have to go to jail.

[Seeker_of_Truth]

Granted, but Fett One uses his weapons to kill you in the most gruesome manner imaginable and then goes to jail anyways for using them without a licence.
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A two for one. I'm so awesome!

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I wish I had some pumpkin pie!

[Fett One]

Granted but the pie is laced with a deadly poison that kills you almost instantly

I wish people could never die

[Seeker_of_Truth]

Granted, but the world becomes so over-crowded with people that no one can move even an inch without bumping into somebody else.

I wish money grew on trees

[darktyranitar]

Granted. People will then cut tree down for money, and soon, event such as flash flood, land slide, and global warming will become more frequent and more serious.

I wish I had a few hundred buck - legal, and genuine ones.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gets stolen within seconds you receiving it

I wish to never get headaches

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but instead you get really nasty stomachaches that cause you severe pain.

I wish I could find a Wii for my brother for his late birthday.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I'll steal it.

I wish I had a warp whistle.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You warp straight into the middle of a concrete wall. And as anyone who's ever found a glitch in Super Mario World will tell you, that results in an instant death.

I wish there wasn't any delay for Cartoon Network showing the Sinnoh arc of Pokemon.

[Seeker_of_Truth]

Granted, they air the show in it's original japanese and you can't understand a damn thing they are saying. Plus you go blind and can't watch it anyways

I wish someone would explain to me why they put the 'do not turn upside down' warning on the bottom of the freakin' box!

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. The explanation drives you mad.

I wish my computer didn't make such odd noises.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, it now makes loud deafening noises.

I wish my foot wouldn't fall asleep.

[Fett One]

Granted, both of your feet get cut off so you no longer have any feet that can go asleep.

I wish video games were cheaper

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but since they are sooo cheap they are really crap

I wish i had a pokeball

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but there's no Pokémon in it...pretty obvious.

I wish it was easier to grant than to wish.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it will now make it easier for us to cause people's demise more quicker.

I wish I had the knowledget to beat video games in seconds.

[Fett One]

Granted but videos are no longer fun since you already know how to win

I wish to know who made this emoticon

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they kill you

I wish a had a brick wall

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. A stiff breeze knocks the towering, unstable wall onto your smirking face. Your body is flattened instantly and becomes melded with the grond before you even have time to die.

I wish that depressed teenagers wouldn't :emo:.

(And Fett, it was Kevin.)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they will now slit the faces causing terrible pain.

I wish I could have a device that could allow me to sleep whenever I wanted.

[Fett One]

Granted but the device gets damaged and causes you to permamently fall asleep

I wish healthy food tasted as good as junk food

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, It blows up in your face

I wish for some non toxic air

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, since pollution causes all air to be toxic, you get no air at all and collapse because of the lack of air.

I wish we could find a way to eradicate pollution.

[Master Chief]

Granted, but there are no more vehicles to transport us around, and now we have to walk everywhere we go (or bike,rollerblade,skate,etc.)

I wish I had never been killed on my first mission (or before then) to kick Covie ass throughout the universe, or get turned into the Flood...God, they are NASTY!!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but there are no more vehicles to transport us around, and now we have to walk everywhere we go (or bike,rollerblade,skate,etc.)

Eh I do that anyway

Granted but you get killed on your second mission

I wish Halo 3 came out already


Btw I never knew you where the real Master chief

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. It's so full of bugs that it cannot be played.

I wish they would make another Medievil game.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so awful that you never want to play it or the original game ever again.

I wish I was friends with Gaara.

[Fett One]

Granted, but after 1 hour, Gaara becomes sick of you so she runs off and takes your best friend with her


I wish for another police quest and space quest game

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but they are so bad you dont want another remake, but they keep sending you copies of the horrible games.

I wish i had an eagle

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is too wild for you to handle and it hurts you every time you try to train it.

I wish I had a trainable eagle.

[Fett One]

Granted but you get arrested for having a pet eagle

I wish to rule over earth

[Master Chief]

Granted, but then your followers turn on you the next day from you bossing them around.

I wish I had $50,000 to spend (and i didn't steal or counterfeit it, ok?)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You're arrested, imprisoned, tortured, and "accidentally" killed for trying to buy a nuclear warhead at Wal-Mart.

I wish nuclear weapons didn't exist.

[Master Chief]

hey, i dont like nukes ok?

anyways, your wish has been granted, but now people use guns instead of nukes (which it has already been in Iraq)

I wish there were no wars.

EDIT: Wal-Mart doesn't sell nukes in Canada...or do they...? meh im in Ontario, so i don't really know...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that only exists on earth so the aliens from other worlds are free to wage war with earth as much as they please.

I wish there were no wars in the whole universe.

[Master of Paradox]

Granted. Without some way to release the pressure, all races turn on their own and the murder rates spike.

I wish people wouldn't bring up warfare in this game.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but we start to bring up even more sillier topics.......like about pie...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie

I wish i had a non-toxic PIE that didn't explode, fire guns, something jumps out of, biological weapons, or anything that kills me when i eat it.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is the last pie in the world and after you eat it, people will beat you to beat for the eating the last pie in the world.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy didn't eat the last pie in the world.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you accidently sit on the pie, which makes everyone so mad that they hang you in the center of town

I wish holodecks were real

[darktyranitar]

Granted. But it will be so expensive to get into one, that you will never get the chance to get into it.

I wish I have a better PC than what I have right now.