<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Apologies to Weird Al Yankovich for the following line: "The look on your face will be priceless when you find that Pokemon Yellow cartridge in your colon." (Oh, and it results in an explosive hemorrhage that devastates your internal organs and produces a slow, excruciating death.)

I wish Melinda had put on a better performance this week in American Idol.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but Simon still didn't like her because he was having a bad day so he took it out on Melinda.

I wish Simon Cowell was a little bit nicer to the contestants on American Idol.

[Fett One]

mr_pikachu, you still got a knack for coming up with weird deaths

Granted but no one likes the nicer Simon so the show gets cancelled

I wish to be an only child

[Master Chief]

Granted, but then you find look-alikes of your family member(s) that you wished away.

I wish I could make up excruciating deaths for this thread like Mr. Pikachu!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you would do it too much that people wouldn't want you to post on this topic.

I wish I had the Chronoscepter.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gets stolen from you within seconds of you getting possession of it

I wish people didn't steal things

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but animals will begin stealing things. EDIT: Wait a minute, do they do that already?

I wish I always had 100 posts more than Crazy Elf Boy.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but they will be all spam-related and you will kicked out of TPM for doing such a thing.

I wish there was such thing as spam (and I am talking about the e-mails, not the food.)

[Fett One]

Granted, since you want spam so much you get 1,000's of e-mails a day that consist entirely of spam

I wish people couldn't be harm by fire

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the get hurt by water and ice

I wish I had a good script for my assignment

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, when you finish, it gives you a paper cut. You swing your arm from the pain and slam it into a lamp on your desk, shattering it and slashing your hand all over. You grab it and fall out of your chair, hitting your head on the floor.

Slowly and dizzily, you climb to your feet and stumble to the bathroom. But you trip and fall toward the bathroom, accidentally grabbing an electric razor and pressing the on button in your attempts to stop your fall.

You crash through another door leading to the bathtub where your mother is bathing. She shrieks, and in your panic you jump and throw the razor into the air. Then you come to your senses and try to catch it, but you wind up falling into the bathtub. The razor falls into the water with you, electrocuting both you and your mother.

I wish the professor for my first Tuesday/Thursday class could actually speak English.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Should he decides to hire a professional translator and bring it along with him to your class on Tuesday and Thursday. Ending up, the lecturer and the translator being knocked down by car on their way to school and the lessons get cancel.

I wish I get to be king for a day.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But you try to sentence me to death. Having a few too many royal wines you accidently sign your name on the wrong line. As soon as the execution order is filled in two guards excort you to the gallows and you are swiftly dealt with.

I wish my other computer worked

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it shall only work for a few minutes and then it wish crash.

I wish we all had computer that wouldn't crash.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then, it could only happen in dreams.

I wish that another thousand people would join the board, eventually turning the board back to its active days.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they all get on at the same time and the forum spontaneously combusts

I wish I had a kitten (Safe kitten)

[Fett One]

Granted the kitten tries to eat the fish in your fish tank and ends up falling in and drowning

I wish TPM could never crash

[Dark-San]

Granted. That is if everyone in the board donates a hundred bucks each and Kevin could move us to a better server.

I wish Man could occupied Mars within a week.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they all forgot breathing aparatus so they sufficate and die.

I wish that every person was immortal.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the world get overpopulated and people start to fall off the face of the world

I wish I had some light

[Master Chief]

Granted. You end up in the Sun and burn up!

I wish I could have good headphones to listen to my MP3.

(i kinda DONT want this wish twisted alot)

[Dark-San]

Granted. You end up going to the hardware stores and purchased the most expensive headphone available. However the headphone ends up to be of bad quality and you wasted your money for nothing.

I wish I had a better mobile than Nokia N70.

[Master Chief]

hey, i wished for GOOD headphones...

anyways, Granted, you get the Moterola Razr, but it breaks the next day.
(tell me if i spelled Moterola wrong...)

I wish I had enough money to buy a Nintendo Wii (taxes included)

LV Edit: this post breaks rule #8 of the Games section of the PCG rules. Please remember to follow that rule from now on.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it breaks down as soon as you play it and you can't get another one because you spent all your money on the first Wii.

I wish to compete in the world's greatest monopoly game.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose after only 1 turn, causing you to go down ijn history as the worst monoply player ever

I wish to have a video game quality pc

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the government interferes into the industry and banning all video game quality personal computers, leaving only the 486's available in the market.

I wish the world is flat and everything that sails out of the boundary would just fall into space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you accidently fall off the world

I wish for a fish (hehehe rhymes)

[kitsun]

Granted. As you try to frrd your newfound piranah(?), your hand dips into the tank. Your fish pulls you in, devouring you alive.

I wish for enough LEGAL money to go to college, and I actually go, pursuing my lifelong dream of becoming a video game designer, passing all my classes, and living a nice, long, long, happy, wealthy life with my family.

[firepokemon]

Granted, unfortunately it all emerged solely as a dream. But nevermind I'm sure you'll be happy.

I wish to fly.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't stir or slow down so you end up flying into a building and die from the impact

I wish to become a police negotiator

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad you're not any good at your job. The first guy with whom you negotiate kills you.

I wish the Virginia Tech shootings hadn't occured.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it shall happen in every other college or university in America making the situation a whole lot worse.

I wish people would have to take difficult exams in order to handle a gun.

[classy_cat18]

Granted, but now you have to worry about psychos who cheat.

I wish the PS3 was less expensive.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. And it comes with a gun with which you can shoot yourself when you realize you saved a penny to get the cardboard version. Happy gaming! ^_^

I wish I could time-warp to Sunday. Specifically, the immediately upcoming Sunday at noon, Central Standard Time.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. At that exact same moment you warped yourself, a truck rammed into you.

I wish I can get a better PC than the one I'm using now.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your mom came and confiscates your new computer, stating that you should spent more time on your studies instead of just playing around.

I wish there ain't such thing call an assignment.

[Fett One]

Granted it is now called home work

I wish minimium wage was raised to $10

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but in order to earn that money, you must past a series of back-breaking, agonizing, painful tests.

I wish that everybody's dreams came true.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. And since wishes are basically dreams, all their wishes are granted as they were listed here.

Congrats, you've just killed everyone whose wishes I've ever twisted. Some of them multiple times!

I wish I could order pizza from Papa John's for free whenever I wanted it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the free pizza quiality is really bad

I wish I had some more Bleach episodes ^_^