<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but it is a real bomb that explodes right this second and now every organ in your body is badly bruise, you have worst case of third degree burns and you are permanetly paralyzed.

I wish I could get rid of this cough.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get hiccups instead, which will never go away no matter what you do

I wish nothing could stop the Simpsons

[Dark-San]

Granted. They were so powerful that they think they are the gods and move themselves onto the moon. There is where they die of lack of oxygen due to Homer's stupidity.

I wish Mars would invade Earth.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but both planets would get into a massive war and it would end by each planets firing its ultimate weapons causing both planets to be destroyed.

I wish I had my own webcomic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but this comic is so bad that it only gets one view and then is taken off because of lack of interest

I wish I had real player

[Dark-San]

Granted but the company changes its product name to the UNreal Player. You still the same product but with a different name.

I wish Mr Pikachu would stop playing his Pearl version and start concentrating on his examinations.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but one of his examinations has several questions about Pokemon Pearl (don't ask why ... it could happen) and since he stops playing Pokemon Pearl, he can't answer those questions, so he doesn't get a good grade on that test.

I wish I could work at Nintendo.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you are now a toilet cleaner at nintendo

I wish I could remeber what the wish I had before was

[Fett One]

Granted but when you find out you die from embarrassment due to how bad it was

I wish people couldn't die from embarrassment

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now since they can't die from embarressment, they will live their lives in total depression so horrible that they cut themself off from society.

I wish that we could find a planet that has other life on it.

[Dark-San]

Granted. However that planet had a technology better than ours and starts to invade our planet, making us slaves to them.

I wish all animals in the world are save from abuse.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now everyone takes their abuse out on you

I wish for a good wish

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, since it is opposite day, you actually get a bad wish .... so you get infected with a nasty flesh-eating virus.

I wish I was a male Utahraptor.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Fairy Godmother had fulfil your wish to become a Utahraptor but she changes your sex by accident.

I wish I had all the knowledge of the world.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now you are on the run from several secret organisations that want to exploit this knowledge.

I wish for a little more knowledge

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is knowledge about thing so disgusting that you start throwing up every 5 minutes.

I wish I had every cool video game weapon in my possession.

[Dark-San]

Granted, but the police now arrests you for possessing weapons of mass destruction or should it be distractions?

I wish the Russians would invade Iran.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, Do yuo really want the Russians to invade Persia?

[Fett One]

Crazy Elf Boy, you forgot to make a wish

[mr_pikachu]

Well, to keep the game moving...

I wish that Mikachu Yukitatsu would reveal his/her gender to the forum.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I KNOW, My comp shut down and it automatically posted it not finished

I wish for more CHOCOLATE

[Fett One]

Granted, Mikachu Yukitatsu refeals that he is both a male and a female

Granted, Crazy Elf Boy eats so much chocolate that he has a sugar high that causes him to run infront of a moving car

I wish to make 2 wishes

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but in order to make those two wishes, you have to sign documents after documents to allow you to be able to wish those wishes, but they are soon rejected because you made a small error in one of the document forms.

I wish I had a genie and a jinn so I could have double the wishes. (Male and Female Genies if you didn't know.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

(BTW I thought a male one was a Djinn, not Jinn anyway)

Granted, but since you have 2 they get jealous of each other and not grant you any wishes

I wish I had not made the previous stuff up

[Dark-San]

Granted. You will now have candies instead and you will still suffer the same fate.

I wish the computer is a whole lot faster.

[Fett One]

Granted but its so fast that you get a migraine trying to keep up with it

I wish to possess super speed

[darktyranitar]

Granted. You then tripped over a stone, and you were then send hurling towards an incoming truck (travelling at 100 mile per hour). That + your super speed = bloody mess.

I wish Iran will invade Russia instead of the other way around.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it turns into world war 3 and since you wished it you are the main target for russia

I wish for another Straussman DVD

[Dark-San]

Granted. You got yourself a Straussman DVD. Happy as a bird free its cage, you played it via your DVD player and realizes one issue. The content of DVD is not what you expected it to be it. It contains Puri Puri Poemy the cartoon series, causing you to puke and choke on your own vomit.

I wish WW3 does not happens at all in our lifetime.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. A massive case of epedemic flu hit the world and kill every single human on the surface of the planet.

I wish nuclear bomb were not created.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but a more even powerful and more dangerous bomb has now been created.

I wish I had more chocolate cupcakes

[Dark-San]

Granted. You got addicted to the chocolate cupcakes and kept insisting to have them everyday. Well you have them everyday and till the day you got a terrible tooth decay, causing all your teeth to drop off. Your irregular brushing habit does not help in anyway either.

I wish to possess a caste of my own.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you get kidnapped and launched into space forever, thus you never get to see/use your caste

I wish to become famous

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, you will become famous for performing the world most extremely dangerous stunt in the world and at the end of the stunt, you have a heart attack and collapse.

I wish we could find a way to help people not get heart attacks anymore.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but just after you find it you die of a heart attack

I wish people need not die in vain

[Dark-San]

Granted. They will all have an hounerable death instead which make it no difference, since they are dead anyway.

I wish TPM will be the next big thing.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's going to be a massive star with a name "TPM" which exploses and destroys the life in our galaxy.

I wish you never got to know that I'm a male.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But your gender is still unknown

I wish that I get lots of popcorn at the movies

[Dark-San]

Granted. You are now charged for the extra popcorns however you realized that you have no money to pay for the popcorns. Feeling angry that you had cheated the cinema vendors, they now kick you out and bar you from entering in future.

I wish my printer can be activated via bluetooth through my phone.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but there's one thing it fails to print: mr_pikachu's War Of The Forums!

I wish you knew that I'm a male. (And note that I ignore my gender change in 3 words story here)