<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[firepokemon]

Granted, you become a super genius but like so many super geniuses you have been become insane and just outright crazy. You lose your friends and your family. Your back begins to ache and your eyesight goes and before you know it, you're stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life lacking the ability to talk.

I wish I made a wish before hand because wishing is really good therefore I wish for a wish and that makes one great wish.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the person granting it did not understand what you mean by and instead used Fett One's wish instead. There you go firepokemon, you died for the second time on the net that is.

I wish that the members here would stop cursing other people to their grave for this topic.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but suddenly you are struck down by a falling 200 leaf (how Ironic) since you can't curse anyone to your grave you will never get to tell anyone your last thoughts.

I wish I had more time

[firepokemon]

Granted, you now have more time to do things that you would like to do. Unfortunately it eats up the time you will have when you're older. Soon by using so much time in your youth you will discover that life is not eternal and that the end is soon for everyone, but because you ate up 10 years of your life, you'll discover it sooner than most.

I wish Naruto would begin its second lot of 26 episodes. Cartoon Network Australia/New Zealand is so slow.

[Fett One]

Granted, the episodes air at 4am and you miss all of them due to being asleep

I wish people would stop making wishes

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but this game fails, then TPM, the the whole world is sucked into a never ending vortex of doom

I wish Fett One had not made that wish

[Dark-San]

Granted. Gabi came over and warn Fett One insisting him to remove that wish of his. But blah, like real it would happen. >.<

I wish that my room is bigger enough since currently it is too untidy and my stuffs is all over the place.

[Fett One]

Granted but your room becomes even messier making it unliveable

I there was a home available for all people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it gets all crowded and busts at the corners

I wish I had a glass of lemonade

[Toxicity]

Granted. But the lemonade is made purely of lemons and AIDS.

I wish the pool wasn't closed.

[Dark-San]

Granted. The pool opened as you have requested. You got dressed into your swimming suit excitedly and was about to dive into the pool.

Hey wait a minute! Where has all the water gone to?

The pool is still undergoing cleaning and you can only satisfied yourself with the ankle deep baby pool.

I wish that my mobile bill had not went up that high.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you dont have amobile phone to get a bill for

I wish I had Dark-San's mobile phone

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to pay his huge bill

I wish cell phone bills were cheaper

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it leads the companies to bankruptcy.

I wish Sweden never got nuclear weapons.

[Dark-San]

Granted. They fired all their nuclear missles into Finland, leaving not being a single nuclear weapon in their stocks behind.

I wish Finland had a defence shield to avoid all those nuclear missles blasted by Sweden earlier on.

[Fett One]

Granted but it causes nuclear fallout to spread across the planet

I wish my dad will let us get a dog

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it gets hit by a car

I wish we all had hover cars

[Dark-San]

Granted. But they are so expensive that none of us can afford them. In the end, you sold off all of your asset just to buy it and it goes out of fashion.

I wish my result could be better.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It means your result will be better than the worst one possible and that's not a lot.

I wish we used dollars here in Finland.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they become confusing and ultimately destroy Finland

I wish I had another computer

[Fett One]

Granted, it's a computer that was made back in 1985. Good luck finding floppies for it.

I wish for universal peace

[Dark-San]

Granted. But up to now, the only living existence we can find in the universe at the moment would be Earth. Hence, universal peace is not possible since we still have conflicts better off to deal with on Earth itself with examples like United States/ Iran, China/ Taiwan, India/ Pakistan etc...

I wish Mikachu's result would be the same as results that he had granted for me earlier.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that result of mine is (not) sufficent here in Finland. (Sorry, I didn't know which direction to twist)

I wish I could use a Gold Chocobo to ride to other continents.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but I steal it from you hahahahah Hi ho silver....gold away

I wish I had a giant elephant

[Fett One]

Granted but it has a temper and tries to eat you on several occassions

I wish to be a great lightsaber duelest

[Dark-San]

Granted. You got yourself cut down into multiple pieces as you were figetting with the unknown technology and had earlier refused to read the manual.

I wish Fett One would read the manual.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he becomes so powerful he destroys the world, except for the Hawaiin Islands which he makes me king of

I wish I really owned Hawaii

[Fett One]

Granted but then I kill you 10 seconds later with my great lightsaber skills and rule Hawaii myself

I wish the entire planet was united under one democratic government

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Communism could be better.

I wish Santa Claus lived here in Finland...for real, instead of the North Pole or something!

[firepokemon]

Granted, Santa Claus lives in Finland, unfortunately Santa can notice how bad you really are and therefore you get no presents.

I wish I had paracetemol with me right now.

[Fett One]

Granted but you don't have enough to relieve you pain

I wish people didn't feel pain

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you can still die

I wish I couldn't die

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you are inferior to the people with that ability.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy had a solution to the problems in Near East.

[Fett One]

Granted but he won't tell anyone the solution unless they pay him and me a million dollars each (tax free of course)


I wish the autobots could finally defeat the evil forces of the deceptions once and for all

[Dark-San]

Granted. But after deating the deceptions, they found themselves facing an even greater opponent better known as the manualbots. Autobots have a big disadvantage since manualbots are easier to operate and understand.

I wish that the Transformer movie would not be as disappointing as Fantasic Four's second movie, which had me condeming it to the core.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's a matter of taste.

I wish Digimon were real!

[Fett One]

Granted but the Dark Masters take over the Earth

I wish to win the lottery

[firepokemon]

Granted you win the lottery and with it millions of dollars. Unofrtunately your second cousin with the broken nose who is really overweight expects lots of money. So do your third and fourth cousins that you really don't know. Morew distant cousins come to you for money. Soon the whole street where you live wants money and the townsfolk from further away and soon the whole country expects money from you. You thought money would bring you happiness and lots of stuff unfortunately it also brings you wierdos wanting money because they think they deserve it. You cry, you whimper. You have too many playstation and too many wii systems. What are you going to do with all this stuff. And then just as you think people are no longer expecting money. In comes a huge bus and what does it carry? Bob Geldof and Bono from U2 have arrived with a bus of african people who are starving. Bob and Bono expect you to give money while they avoid paying tax using clever rules only the rich have. Oh well bite the bullet and give into the african children. You won the lottery. Did you enjoy it?

I wish I could write better like I did way back in 1999.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You become the grammar nazi.

I wish firepokemon realized that he could write better if he just sticked to his old style.

[Dark-San]

Granted. As soon as he realized it, he went back to fanfic and starts completing with mr_pikachu on the 'Grammer Nazi' title. A great war for the title started and ruin the entire fanfic board.

I wish firepokemon would just continue to write in this style.