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    Default <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Okay, it's time for version #4 of Twisted Wishes!


    What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

    I wish my girlfriend was hotter.

    Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

    Granted. Everytime you touch her, you burn yourself.

    I wish I had the cutest puppy in the world.


    And the process continues to repeat itself.

    Granted, only I want that same puppy, so you will have to fight me for it.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. It becomes so popular that a lot of hackers come here to mess this forum up.

    I wish I can get myself a Nintento DS and the Pokemon Diamond/Pearl catridge.
    Please take it easy~

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You were given this gift from the heavens. However due to some delivery mistake from the angel, it was send to my house instead. Thanks Faiz!

    I wish that darktyranitar will move over from Malaysia to Africa, so we can have our very first mod from that region.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but the plane crashes and we lose our dear Darktyranitar

    I wish Sunday was he already


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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. But you slept your way through the day.

    I wish mr_pikachu will include our character in his fic.
    Please take it easy~

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but it's only an all-new Chinese character, seen in one panel only.

    I wish Amnesty International took action against bannings in message boards.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted they settle dispute against not banning forums by banning you from every forum

    I wish for a world of peace lie I see in my dreams


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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. But it turn out that in your dream, the said world of peace then goes out for a war. And since your dream is like that, welcome back to the real world *sounds of shooting in the background*

    I wish US will retreat all its troop from Iraq and Afghanistan
    Please take it easy~

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    @darktyranitar~ Damn I just realized that you quoted me. But it is okay... ^.^

    Granted. The United States retreated and now the European Union moves into both countries and occupied them. No difference at all, since the countries are still occupied but only a different group.

    I wish that Mikachu could watch more animes in Chinese.

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    Granted, but instead of writing in Finnish he starts to write posts in chinese

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but you don't have a console to play it on.

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    Granted, due to an accident, you become deaf and can't hear them at all.

    I wish I had my very own The Cheat.
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted but he doesn't listen to you and spends every day plotting your demise

    I wish The Cheat can boss Strongbad around for just one day
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but he puts a hit out on you

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    Granted, but it only contains one language; The Cheat and that has no real worldly use for you.

    I wish I could own the latest Sims 2 Game.
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    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You got the game but it was in poor condition on its way here, after it fell off from the delivery truck, got hit by an incoming van, run over by a BMW, stepped on by pedestrians, defecated over by stray animals etc.. before being thrown back into the delivery truck.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You put a lot of quotes, pic, link, etc - all in the length of sig that is allowed. It took a lot of space, so Little Pikachu will quickly come and delete your sig. All that is left is "This sig has been owned".

    I wish Dark-San will actually change his sig - without getting owned by Little Pikachu.
    Please take it easy~

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but in order to do this Little Pikachu uses up your sig space

    I wish Dark-san and Darktyranitar could be both have large sigs


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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. They're so big that your computer crashes trying to load them.

    I wish I had more to do with my spare time.
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    Granted, but it involves reading the books that are 10,000 pages long and by the time you do that, all your spare time has been wasted up.

    I wish I could read books really fast.
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    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You flipped the book too far through reading it at an amazing speed. The friction between your fingers and the pages ignited a combustion that burns up your book, the chair you are sitting and spreads throughout your house, burning them all down. Great, you are homeless now...

    I wish French could be a more popular language than English.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted but people are resentful of you for making them speak french so they burn your house down and make you live under a bridge

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    Granted, but it gets too funny that people start to ignore it and it gets canceled. (And believe me, I am hating myself for twisting this wish because I love Family Guy! It is even more hillarious than The Simpsons.)

    I wish that Stewie would finally kill Lois once and for all.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. Great! Stewie pulls out a dagger, walking silently towards Lois' bed. Before Lois knew it, she had already been stabbed at repeatedly around her neck area. Choking in her own blood, she fell onto the floor and crawled up towards the nearest drawer.

    "Cut!" yelled the director.

    "There has been a change of script. Lois, you are suppose to kill Stewie now."

    And without a moment to lose, Lois took out a pistol and shot dead Stewie. There Stewie is dead for real while Lois died in the scripts.

    I wish there can be more dramatic endings to the existing fanfics.

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    Granted but that kind of ending becomes overused so people stop reading fanfics, which leaves people with nothing to do so they start fighting each other and everyone on the planet ends up in jail due to fighting.

    I wish everyone obeyed the law
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    Granted, but due to a misprint there is a law that says everyone must kill each other which causes the extinction of the human race.

    I wish I could come up with more creative wishes so I don't have to copy other people's wishes or try to twick previous wishes that I have used before.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted. You are given too much creativity that your brain overload and froze there. Congratulation, you are now offically a vegetable.

    I wish my life outside the board to be more interesting.

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    Granted. You are now a criminal, and you got the police right behind your trail. Isn't that exciting?

    I wish I had some more money right now.
    Please take it easy~

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    Granted, but its all fake

    I wish DT got some real money


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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. All of that in monopoly dollars. Hey they are considered to be regarded as real in the game of monopoly.

    I wish I can create a business that monopolises all of the industries.

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    Granted, you are now in the movie industry but thanks to the law that forbids any monopoly relating to the movie industry, all you own have been shut down and now you are broke.

    (I knew that bit of knowledge would come in handy some day.)

    I wish knowledge was truelly power.
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    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, you have your wish and can now use knowledge as true power. Unfortunately no one actually likes knowledgeable people thus you are blown up.

    I wish for a new phone.
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    Dude, you were the dumbass who was pissing us all with your "game", you've lied to us, spammed. (yes you have) and utterly annoyed us, you big, fat hypocrite.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, thanks to your wish I am the most powerful person in the world

    I wish I dont screw todays ceremony up


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    Granted, you mess up TOMORROW's Ceremony.

    I wish I could submit a game to AGS no matter how bad or amateur it is.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted but no one likes it so you get banned from AGS for life

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You get your supermodel. Unfortunately she has a weird taste for human flesh and you ended up on her dinner plate.



    See you in heaven!

    I wish my alarm clock is working since I had smashed the last one some mornings ago.

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    Granted, but you will smash that one as well when you are in a bad mood one morning.

    I wish I could have a Ipod with even more megabites in it.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but it contains too many "megabites" and becomes unstable and blows up

    I wish I had a bowl of rice


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    Granted. You get your bowl of rice and begin eating happily but the cook did not inform you of the special ingredients which includes earthworms, dog's poo, smelly socks, my chew out fingernails and Mr Pikachu's old underwear. Enjoy eating, mate.

    I wish there are two me's so I can finished up watching the DVDs I loan the other day.

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    Granted but the other you gets tired of you taking the limelight so he kills you and takes your place in life.

    I wish I could have fugu that was served by a professional chef.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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