I just genuinely have no interest for phones and never have. It's shocking to me that so many people seem to be getting a new phone every year or two. For crying out loud, if it makes and receives phone calls, it's doing its job. I survived off the Nokia I got for Christmas in 2003 until last month, when my sister gave me her two-year old Motorola.

So no, I'm not forking over the moolah for a friggin' phone.