Popcorn Causes Lung Disease!

[Phoenixsong]

Psssh. Everything gives you cancer. Popcorn gives you cancer. Sunlight gives you cancer. Tea gives you cancer. Breathing gives you cancer. As long as it's something short of skinny dipping in radioactive waste, I've stopped caring.

Also, that man needs to get a life. Or a dietician. Forget cancer/lung disease; why the hell is he eating several bags of popcorn a day? o.O He needs some friends, and then they need to help him get laid. That's Dr. Phoenix's prescription.

[Asilynne]

Psssh. Everything gives you cancer. Popcorn gives you cancer. Sunlight gives you cancer. Tea gives you cancer. Breathing gives you cancer. As long as it's something short of skinny dipping in radioactive waste, I've stopped caring.

Also, that man needs to get a life. Or a dietician. Forget cancer/lung disease; why the hell is he eating several bags of popcorn a day? o.O He needs some friends, and then they need to help him get laid. That's Dr. Phoenix's prescription.

I <3 you like a sister XD Couldnt have said it better myself :>