I've avoided this topic like the plague because I'm an opinionated ass and will spew baseball like a hose with a leak. But I've long LOVED the Red Sox and have watched nearly every game this year, and let me just say..

JESUS CHRIST YESSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and I would do Jacoby Ellsbury. Thanks for the free taco!