War of the Forums

[Blademaster]

Alright, I'm back!

And once again, I've been perfectly portrayed.

Yes, it may be hard to believe, but in real life, I'm a lot less friendly than on TPM. Especially vocally. Since I don't have time to think of witty responses and then press 'Enter' in person, my response to aggravation is typically "**** you!"

Online, however, I can plan my responses out and be far more eloquent. For instance, I can instead say "******* - guzzle **** and go **** yourself with a *****-***-covered **** up your mother****ing *******, you ******-*** monkey-****ing piece of ****-sucking ****!!!"

See?

EDIT: Anyone who can guess how many DIFFERENT curse words were used in that sentence gets a cracker. [::]

[Gavin Luper]

I love the extras. There's just something nice and self-deprecating about them - or maybe self-parodying is a better word? It's nice to break the fourth wall sometimes. Panel 5 would be the one that amused me most; although panel 6 was more illuminating. Has it really been a whole book since we saw Eyebrows? WHY, GOD, WHY? Bring him back, we want the mysteries solved.

I'm gonna say it might NOT be Andrew. Just because he was mentioned earlier (on the phone call to Gavin way back, when ringtones were still used *cough*) and Gavin therefore obviously knew him; but then, if I remember right, he pulled a gun on him early in book 3?

So ... who IS it?

[classy_cat18]

"You can't make fun of the dead." True, but we can make fun of the way they died.

"You can't substitute nudity for a plotline." Tell that to the hentai writers at fanfiction.net.

"You can't make real people look like morons." Don't have to. They can do a good job by themselves. Am I right?

"You can't censor your own characters." But some really need it.

Online, however, I can plan my responses out and be far more eloquent. For instance, I can instead say "******* - guzzle **** and go **** yourself with a *****-***-covered **** up your mother****ing *******, you ******-*** monkey-****ing piece of ****-sucking ****!!!"

EDIT: Anyone who can guess how many DIFFERENT curse words were used in that sentence gets a cracker. [::]

I'd say about three different curse words.

[Toxicity]

Online, however, I can plan my responses out and be far more eloquent. For instance, I can instead say "******* - guzzle **** and go **** yourself with a *****-***-covered **** up your mother****ing *******, you ******-*** monkey-****ing piece of ****-sucking ****!!!"

See?

EDIT: Anyone who can guess how many DIFFERENT curse words were used in that sentence gets a cracker. [::]

I counted 10.

But yes. Blademaster has been known to know more "foreign" words than the average person on Gaia Online when he gets angry. ;3

Very amusing strip and many witty responses to it.

[Blademaster]

I'd say about three different curse words.

WAAAAAAAAY off. No cracker for you.

I counted 10.

Still not enough. You're getting close, though.

But yes. Blademaster has been known to know more "foreign" words than the average person on Gaia Online when he gets angry. ;3

Don't get me angry, TPM... You won't ****ing like me when I'm angry...