"You can't make fun of the dead." True, but we can make fun of the way they died.
"You can't substitute nudity for a plotline." Tell that to the hentai writers at fanfiction.net.
"You can't make real people look like morons." Don't have to. They can do a good job by themselves. Am I right?
"You can't censor your own characters." But some really need it.
I'd say about three different curse words.