Game: Whack-a-TPMer v.3 M.A. T_M_L

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

mr_pikachu has gone out shopping. He has found a good pencil from the stationery department. As he walks towards the cash desk, he is delighted to notice that there is almost no queue at all. Only a black-haired man, about in his early twenties, wearing sweatsuit and glasses, is standing in front of the cash desk with his shopping cart.

As mr_pikachu gets closer, he notices that the cart is full of stuff. The mysterious man begins to place them on the line. He places 5 cartons of milk and the salesperson takes the bar code.

"I like all kinds of milk, did you know?" says the man.

"This one has lots of fibre." says the man as he hands a bread.

"I hate cereals so I make porrige from these grits." says the man, giving the packet.

"Sweets are very cheap here." the man tells while placing them on the line.

The man is also going to buy some tomatoes. "Hey, these ones do not have a bar code!" notices the salesperson. "I'm sorry, I must make a phone call."

Meanwhile, mr_pikachu is losing his patience. "Hurry, please!" he proposes.

The mysterious man ignores and continues chatting with the salesperson who still is on the telephone. "I buy lots of stuff because I don't want to go shopping every day. My busy hobbies include internet, where I go to a forum named TPM. I run a whacking game there."

Then mr_pikachu noitices that this man must be noone other than Mikachu Yukitatsu! "Hi, Mikachu!" he greets.

"Hello mr_pikachu." says Mikachu, takes off the rest of the shopping and lifts the empty cart! He hits mr_pikachu several times with it. mr_pikachu falls on the floor and Mikachu keeps hitting him. Mikachu hits mr_pikachu at least 30 times with his shopping cart, causing lots of broken bones.

mr_pikachu, cash desk queue-whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

In a vast whole new universe, unknown to mankind, two warriors were battling on what it could be call: "The battle of the finest"

Two mega superstars were giving their all to prove their might in TPMs Whack-a-TPMer kingdom.

The first warrior was a Elite among all people living in TPMs kingdom. Being a popular guy, knowing what to say, when to say it, where to say it, how to say it, and even say it right, he's the favorite all around member. Holding his sword he's an almost unstoppable force around TPM. The Popular smartest, coolest, sexiest man alive (apparently), The Blademaster.

The second warrior is known by very few people, since he focus on one special part of TPM's kingdom. Having nothing to lose, but everything to win, he holds no fear in this one of a lifetime battle. Having the ability to be unpredictable, since he's known by very few people, he can unleash a flurry of tricks that his opponent can't predict. With a club in hand the rookie warrior gives his all. The lame-o, game-o, for fame-o, shinypkmnchaser.

The battle is arguably favoring Blademaster, as his experience is remarkable and he knows many opponent's weak points. Blade launches shiny up high, making him crash against the "THE POKEMASTERS" main title crystal monument. Blade follows by a sword combo and finishes the combo with a power strike, making shiny go way down into the archives building.

Blade wonders how much is shiny going to last, since he has been flattened, rolled up and tossed aside for more than 17 hours of pure intensity, and he can still stand up.

He decides to finish the fight with his special, the fire-blade, fire-ball ultimate strike. He gathers all his energy into his blade, creating a hell fire that can melt anything. The fire goes to the tip of the blade, creating a fire ball similar to the sun.

"Ultimate level infinity flaming blast."

He launches the fire ball, and the hell sphere goes down slowly, melting the advance generation floating island, the classic generation onyx stadium, the other pokemon games moving fortress, the TCG spiral tower, and the video games inverted pyramid.

as it goes down, shiny thinks:

"It seems I have no other choice"

The fire sphere burns away the PAAM classic marble dome.

"I must use the forbidden pill"

It melts away the OAAM mirror dungeon

"That way, I will use full power of my SPKMN club..."

The ASB giant fourth-dimension tritower is melted to dust.

"...and the arsenal of chaser gadgets."

The virtual plasma Fanfiction's skyscraper is reduced to nothing.

"But it is certain..."

The fanart's hand-made jewel factory melts and falls into the ground.

"...that the faith that awaits me..."

The OPG origami peridot grand building is shattered to ashes.

" ...is the fact that I will be banned of the forum!"

The RPG's shape-change fantasy city is turned into black powder.

"But there is no other choice."

As the PCG's diamond skytower slowly melts away, shiny makes a few movements, lifts his club, speaks a few gibberish words and the club trnsforms itself into waterforce field, surrounding him.

The waterforce turns into a rising water tornado, consuming the hellish fireball and heading directly towards Blademaster. The water releases a flash of shiny light drops, blinding Blademaster, and the water turns into a devastating triple-edge, level infinity whirlpool.

The Admin gods of TPM universe are warned of the dangerous situation that has been unleashed in their world and they don't hesitate in taking action. In less than .000000000000000000001 seconds, they find the forbidden power main source and proceed to eradicate it.

And as the three main gods on the TPM's universe take away shinypkmnchaser, Blademaster is destroyed by an ultimate bump, explict stupid pontless annoying water whirl tsunami.

TPM whack!

[Mystic_clown]

A slow clapping could be heard as the place clears after Loius' latest whack. The TPMer in question turns to see a young man wearing a purple and gold jester's hat.

"Not a bad whack there," the young man says lazily. Loius stares at him before recognising him.

"Mystic_clown? when did you get here?"

"Just a few minutes ago. Anyway, I saw your whack. Here."

Mystic tosses Lious what appears to be a candy of some sort.

"Just a reward of sorts for that whack."

Lious eyes the candy before eating it.

"Tasty," he remarks cheerfully. Mystic chuckles.

"Oh, but the biggest surprise is still to come."

Loius starts to feel a strange sensation in his belly. He's shocked to find that he's inflating.

"What the heck!?"

"That 'candy'," Mystic explained, "was really concerntrated amounts of helium, enough to inflate you to...well...let's see."

Loius continues to inflate until he's pretty much a ball with a head, hands and feet attached.

"Now, what to do with you?" Mystic taps his chin thoughtfully. He snapped his fingers.

"I've got it!"

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"Hey guys!"

Everyone at the beach turned around to see Mystic, holding the inflated and now very light Loius over his head.

"Who's up for some volleyball?"

Inflato-whack!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Sports News:

New Jersey Devils's Patrik Elias managed to pass the Calgary goalkeeper Mikachu Yukitatsu during the first minute of the overtime, when Devils got a 1-0 win from Calgary Flames.

Yukitatsu, who was elected one of the stars of the game, saved 21 times in the game. Devils goalkeeper Martin Brodeur, who was marked in the stars of the game as well, needed 30 saves to his 95th zero game.

However, another source tells that Mikachu wasn't happy when a reporter named Mystic_clown asked him to comment on the goal. MY whacked the reporter with an ice hockey stick!

Mystic_clown, NHL-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

After noticing Mystic Clown's arrival, the Master of Paradox smiles and writes a new name into the list he keeps on hand. He then sticks a new lever into the wall, pulling it.

0000000

When the vertigo of teleportation wears off, Mystic Clown finds himself in a small, dark room with film equipment everywhere. Most notably, a large pile of film canisters dots the center of the room. He begins to get nervous, and rightfully so.

A trumpet blares, and the canisters go flying as the Master of Paradox shoots out of them. He wears a lime-green, hooded robe, and a maniacal grin is crossing his face. With a wave of his hand, he sends intentionally-cheesy sparkles everywhere... and then he starts singing.

"I am the Wizard of Speed and Time"

As he sings, he gestures everywhere, causing the sparkles to shoot into lamps and camera tripods. The lamps turn on, and the tripods begin to dance in marvellously cheesy stop-motion style.

"The word of film is where I shine!
I've got magic to let you see
Just where you were and what to be
On imagination's silver screen!"

A clipboard animates, and as Mystic Clown is enthralled by this truly... unusual experience, it sneaks up behind him.

"I can help you find your dream
Dream
Dream
Dream
Dream..."

The clipboard snaps on Mystic Clown's ankles, and as Master of Paradox twirls at the center of the room, the tripods stampede over their latest victim.

Whacked of Speed and Time.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Master of Paradox, you are next. I will whack Mystic Clown later.

*Master of Paradox is sitting on a bench eating a snow cone when he hears a noise. He turns around and sees Inferno_Dragon standing there with a grin on his face.*

"You scared me, Inferno_Dragon. What are you doing here?" Master of Paradox asked.

"I am going to whack you, Alien Style." Inferno_Dragon said.

"I have seen the movies ... and there is nothing that you can do to surprise me." Master of Paradox said with a smile.

"You underestimate me, Master of Paradox. I wasn't talking about the Alien Movies, I was talking about these Aliens." Inferno Dragon said.

*Inferno_Dragon pulled off his coat to reveal ... the Omnitrix on his arm. Master of Paradox was in shock.*

"How did you get a hold of that?" Master of Paradox asked.

"If you know the right people ... " Inferno_Dragon said.

*Inferno_Dragon slams down on the Omnitrix and turns into Diamondhead. As Diamonhead, he fires a barrage of crystals at Master of Paradox. Then he switches to Fourarms. He uses Fourarms' strength to piledriver Master of Paradox into the ground. Then Inferno_Dragon turns into Ghostfreak which he uses to scare Master of Paradox out of his wits. Then Inferno_Dragon turns into Grey Matter which creates a energy weapon to fire at Master of Paradox.*

"How are you switching between alien forms? Ben couldn't do that, well young Ben couldn't." Master of Paradox said.

"Like I said, if you know the right people ... " Inferno_Dragon said while continuing his assault.

*Inferno_Dragon turns into Heatblast, which he uses to charbroil Master of Paradox. Using a transporter spell, he teleports both of them into the ocean which he then becomes Ripjaws to bash into Master of Paradox several times. Teleporting them back onto land, he transforms into Stinkfly which he sprays Master of Paradox with its sticky goo. Then he transforms into Upgrade which he takes control of a wrecking ball to slam it into Master of Paradox.*

"How many aliens are on there?" Master of Paradox said while still trying to survive.

"Who knows? But I am using everyone to take you down. To be lenient, I am giving you small breaks but it won't last long before I use my final alien." Inferno_Dragon said with another smile.

*Inferno_Dragon transforms into Wildmutt which he uses it to run Master of Paradox over several times. Then he transforms into XLR8 which he speeds circles around Master of Paradox slashing him with its sharp claws. He then transforms into Benmummy which he uses the wraps to swing Master of Paradox around and around and around. Inferno_Dragon lets Master of Paradox down so he can watch Master of Paradox throw up. Inferno_Dragon then transforms into Benvictor which he fires off a stream of lightning energy right at Master of Paradox. Then he turns into Eon.

"How can you turn into Eon. No even Ben ... let me guess. If you know the right people ... " Master of Paradox said.

"Now you are catching on." Inferno_Dragon says.

*He uses Eon's powers to pummel Master of Paradox in any direction. Then Inferno_Dragon transforms into Benwolf which he uses his wolf to shatter a cliff (why there is a cliff I don't know) to cause rocks to fall on him. Inferno_Dragon turns into Cannonbolt which uses Master of Paradox as a game of bowling as he rapidly bowls him over. Then Inferno_Dragon transforms into Ditto which he multiples himself many times. Then the many Inferno_Dragons play a game of dodgeball using Master of Paradox as the target. After forming backing to one entity, he transforms into Eye Guy which fires rapid energy beams at Master of Paradox.*

"Are we almost done?" Master of Paradox asks while struggling to breathe.

"Boy, you are taking the fun out of this, you know that?" Inferno_Dragon said with a shrug.

*Inferno_Dragon then transforms into Upchuck which he swallows into an entire tank. He then fires a giant ball of liquid fire at Master of Paradox. Then he transforms into Wildvine which he uses the vines to scratch Master of Paradox and the plant bombs to scar him. Finally, Inferno_Dragon takes a breather and grims. With one transformation, he turns into Way Big. He picks up a building and slams down on Master of Paradox. He then transforms into XLR8 to find Ben Tennyson. Meanwhile in a park, Ben and family are having a picnic when Inferno_Dragon shows up.*

"Thank you for allowing me to borrow the omnitrix, Ben."

"No problem. Don't worry, Inferno_Dragon said he needed into take down a powerful threat." Ben said.

"Then why didn't you do it?" Gwen asked with an uneven tone.

"Because I wanted a day without going hero. I might play tricks with it but I don't need to use it every single second of my life." Ben said.

"Well, that does make sense. Did you defeat this evil, Inferno_Dragon?" Max asked.

"He won't be harming anybody for a long time" Inferno_Dragon said, "well I have to be off somewhere. I hope to see you again."

*Inferno_Dragon rushed off from the campsite to press a button. A second Omnitrix appeared on his arm. Inferno_Dragon pressed a button to transform into XLR8.

"When you know the right people, anything is possible." Inferno_Dragon says.

*He then speeds off into the horizon.*

Master of Paradox, you have been whacked by every single alien in the Omnitrix (with the exception of the one Ben 10,000 uses. Otherwise this whack would be way too long.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mikachu Yukitatsu has partly paid Crazy Elf Boy a trip to Finland. After having met at Helsinki ariport, they took a train and reached Ylivieska. Now they are in Mikachu's place.

"How about an old PSX game?" asks Mikachu. "I have V-RALLY."

"OK, let's try." replies CEB.

Mikachu switches on his Playstation 3. He inserts the game.

"I don't know if you have played this, but there shouldn't be a Finland track in this version. However, for some odd reason, the track suddenly appeared when I was playing yesterday." Mikachu tells.

The race begins. Mikachu's Peugeuot faces CEB's Renault. The track starts with an easy curve.

EASY LEFT!

Mikachu's car almost goes into a ditch, whereas CEB manages quite well.

EASY RIGHT!

Mikachu's car is hit by a CPU car. Hardly, Mikachu keeps the car on course. CEB gets a little more lead and takes the second place.

MEDIUM RIGHT!

CEB Slows down wisely. However, a CPU car bumps into him. CEB's car turns accidentially 180 degrees, but he does a quick U-turn and takes the first place. Meanwhile, Mikachu has taken advantage and cuts in to gain the second position!

Then there's a straight stretch. Both Mikachu and CEB do not want to lose. After about 1,200 meters , CEB notices a curve and slows down. Mikachu won't slow down and takes the first position.

"Hehee! I'm winning!" rejoices Mikachu hands on the PS3 controller.

"But you are going to crash!" remarks CEB.

MEDIUM LEFT!!

Mikachu's car hits a tree and flies in the air. It does a neat figure which looks like Infogrames's logo.

Crazy Elf Boy can't help laughing. Mikachu is laughing, too. But, all of a sudden, CEB is drawn inside TV. He finds himself from a right-hand front seat of a car. "What now?" CEB wonders. He looks around him. Beside him is sitting nobody but Mikachu Yukitatsu! He is driving the car! CEB notices that he is inside Mikachu's car in the very same game they were playing! The car crashes into the ground and rolls around like a tornado. Mikachu teleports himself out of the car just before it explodes (yes, I know V-RALLY cars don't explode, but...) and CEB is sent to Heaven.