Game: Whack-a-TPMer v.3 M.A. T_M_L

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Picks up the Master Sword and rams it though Mikachu Yukitatsu*

STOP USING FINAL FANTASY

AHHHHHHH

*runs off*

[Inferno_Dragon]

Crazy Elf Boy, you are next.

*Inferno_Dragon is in his kitchen opening up two packages. The first one is a Blendtec Blender and the other is the Amityville toaster that Foamy once had. Inferno_Dragon gave up his second Wii to Foamy. Inferno_Dragon didn't need it. It was collecting dust. Inferno_Dragon put in two waffles in it. Then he turned toward the Blendtec blender.*

"I know the guy that owns this thing puts weird stuff in it but I think I am going to try something normal." Inferno_Dragon says.

"Normal, you have a Blendtec blender and you are doing something normal with it."

*Inferno_Dragon turns around and sees Crazy Elf Boy. His hands are crossed.*

"Well, the videos say you aren't supposed to do what he does." Inferno_Dragon says.

"So what? Are you going to follow some rules? Do things without them. He hasn't done anything that stupid." Crazy Elf Boy said.

"You haven't seen the episode when he put 6 Bic Lighters in it." Inferno_Dragon said.

"Okay, but he hasn't done anything anything stupid since then." Crazy Elf Boy says and starts to rant.

*987 seconds pass by as Crazy Elf Boy continues to rant, Inferno_Dragon notices that two dead human hands had just popped out 6 seconds earlier. Inferno_Dragon takes the human hands and whacks Crazy Elf Boy on his hand. Crazy Elf Boy hits the ground. Then he uses a remote control to eject Crazy Elf Boy out of his house.*

"Now I think I will make a strawberry chocolate mint milkshakes. Now let's get to work." Inferno_Dragon says.

Crazy Elf Boy, you have Dead Hand Whacked. (Got to love that toaster.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*Picks up the Master Sword and rams it though Mikachu Yukitatsu*

STOP USING FINAL FANTASY

AHHHHHHH

*runs off*

Crazy Elf Boy hears a sound of a fast gallop from a distance.

"I hope it isn't Odin with his horse. This is Mikachu's whack after all." he thinks.

But when the rider and the horse come in his sight, he sees that it's Link, from The Legend of Zelda, with his horse, Epona!! Link comes to CEB, dismounts Epona and draws his sword.

"So I'll have to face Link. How original." Crazy Elf Boy says. He draws his own sword and easily defeats Link. CEB survives with just a few minor wounds.

Suddenly, Crazy Elf Boy hears singing in Latin language.

Sors immanis
Et inanis

"Hmph! That's from Sephiroth's song in FFVII. No surprise." mutters CEB.

However, when Crazy Elf Boy looks around, he notices there's Super Mario walking towards him! Mario is carrying a radio.

"Hello Crazy!" greets Mario. "In case you are wondering, I am listening to opera instead of regular Mario music for a change. I like Carl Orff's Carmina Burana, especially the piece 'O Fortuna'!!"

Those who don't know, that's where Nobuo Uematsu took the lyrics from. In any case, Mario now tries to jump and smash CEB's head, but the elf dodges. Mario doesn't notice a nearby chasm and falls.

CEB continues his journey. He comes across a black silhouette of a large structure complex. "Looks a bit like Midgar..." he says.

"No, this is Rupture Farms." explains a Slig straight from Oddworld Inhabitants' games. Slig fires some rounds on CEB, who uses his sword as a shield. Suddenly, Slig walks to the same chasm as Mario before. "Did you like my little joke?" asks a Mudokon.

Just then, a mist falls and covers the landscape. "This reminds me of Final Fantasy IX, I think...." CEB remembers. But then he hears a human voice.

"Nice Mist, Articuno! Then, use your Ice Beam!" Crazy Elf Boy has just enough time to cover himself with his sword again, before the ice hits him!

"What next?" wonders Crazy Elf Boy and notices a strange violet or pink thingy. "Looks like a Draw Point." he says. "Perhaps I can use Mikachu's Final Fantasy obsession against him."

As Crazy Elf Boy is coming closer, he is amazed by a a girl in a Japanese school uniform to whom the strange violet or pink thingy changes!! It's Kasumi from Dead Or Alive series!

"I found this kind of entrance cool! It looked like a Draw Point from FFVIII, but I created it myself using my shinobi skills!" Kasumi tells and now it's her turn to attack CEB. However, she doesn't have time to do anything because somone throws a grenade!

"Oh great. There come the Shinra Soldiers." mutters CEB. But it's none other than Sarge from Quake III Revolution! Sagre is armed with a Grenade Launcher and a Railgun. Crazy Elf Boy dodges some bullets but is wounded by the last one, being exhausted after all the battles.

"I am quite sure this isn't all." thinks CEB when he hears a sound of a motorbike. "I wonder if that's Cloud's Motorbike..."

But it isn't Cloud, it's Mikachu Yukitatsu riding a motorbike from MotorStorm! Being a poor driver, Mikachu knocks CEB over, apologizing.

Crazy Elf Boy, whacked by some videogames other than Final Fantasy.

[Master of Paradox]

And as the final strike to Crazy Elf Boy...



Sir, you are officially Ginyu Turk Whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

Sorry for excessive use of this, but it's part of the whack. (MOP-Master of Paradox. ME-shinypkmnchaser)



MOP ME


ME


ME MOP


ME


Smiley whack.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

In the skies of Haapavesi, a town in Oulun Lääni (Oulu Province), Finland, is flying a dragon. The dragon looks terrifying, as if it came straight from Hell. That's probably why they call him Inferno_Dragon.

Inferno_Dragon has just destroyed some buildings for fun, among others a local bar named Tähtipyörä. He is flying above a shop called S-Market, or 'Sokkari', if you will, when he hears a cry.

Inferno_Dragon looks to the right and notices another dragon, a white one. The white dragon drinks some water from the lake Kirkkojärvi and spits it out as snow and ice.

"At TPM, Mikachu once said yuki is snow and tatsu dragon. That must be him." thinks Inferno_Dragon.

The tourists who have come to swim to Kylpyläsaari, the island in the middle of Kirkkojärvi, look at the two dragons batlling, in fear.

Inferno_Dragon spits fire on Mikachu Yukitatsu, who dodges. The flames reach a school below them, namely Haapveden Yläaste and Haapaveden Lukio. Some students and teachers escape from the burning building. "Has the teacher done something in the Chemistry class?" wonders one student.

The dragons head towards Eskolanniemi and then to one of the world's biggest peat plants, Fortum's reactor in the other side of Kirkkojärvi. Mikachu spits ice on I_D and and I_D spits fire on Mikachu. Then Mikachu swings his tail, hitting I_D, who falls over the power plant. The pipe pierces Inferno_Dragon's heart!

Inferno_Dragon, Haapavesi-whacked.

[Inferno_Dragon]

shinypkmnmaster, it is your turn.

*shinypkmnmaster and Inferno_Dragon are standing on opposite sides of a grass field. shinypkmnmaster is armed to the teeth with a bunch of high tech weapons. Inferno_Dragon just has a sword.*

"You are fool. You request a battle with me and you bring a sword. Well, it is your funeral." shinypkmnmaster says while laughing.

"I know. I must be a fool. Before you destroy me, here is a gift." Inferno_Dragon says.

*Inferno_Dragon pulls out a golden ring on a chain and throws it across the field to shinypkmnmaster. shinypkmnmaster catches with ease.*

"I don't know why you are giving me a ring. It looks like something to add to my collection of trinkets. Now prepare to die." shinypkmnmaster says.

"Don't you know the history behind that ring?" Inferno_Dragon asks.

"It is just a ring. Why would it have any history? Well, I guess I can spare a few minutes of your life. Go ahead." shinypkmnmaster says.

"Let's see if I can remember the exact words. Oh yeah. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." Inferno_Dragon says.

"What a minute that mean ... " shinypkmnmaster starts to talk but he is interrupted.

"That human has the ring. Destroy him."

*shinypkmnmaster turns around to see Saruman. Behind him are Orcs, Ringwraths, Shelob and a various creatures that shinypkmn couldn't even recognize. Before shinypkmnmaster could defend himself, Saruman's army attacked as fast as the wind. Inferno_Dragon walked away from the battle. He pulled out a chain with a ring. He smiled as he watched Saruman searched the body. Then Inferno_Dragon teleported out of the battlefield.*

shinypkmnmaster, you have just been Lord of the Rings Whacked.