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    Michael Jackson faces forced sale of Neverland

    On a related note, Professor caught stealing panties from dorm.


    Theater group to auction toilet seats

    It's part of a fundraiser for Urinetown: The Musical. No, I'm not kidding.


    Don't sit on that toilet!

    Gives a whole new meaning to "hot shit."


    German police dogs to wear shoes

    Nike or Reebok?


    EDIT: Just for fun, I just watched a video of last night's American Idol where Paula Abdul told one of the contestants something a little strange. You can watch the 53-second video here or see the quote below.

    (Spoiler:) "I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rearview mirror."


    EDIT2: Texas man buys coffee, tips waitress with...a horse


    EDIT3: Britain says Prince Harry deployed in Afghanistan (video version)

    It sounds like he had to fight for the chance to serve his country. That's actually pretty impressive heroism, in my opinion.


    EDIT4: Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out

    In a word, ew.


    EDIT5: Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour faces charges for killing hawk

    Somehow I doubt this incident will be quite as cool as the Tiger Woods ball bouncing commercial.


    EDIT6: French village bans death

    This might actually take the #1 spot on the list of stupid laws.
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    OK, so, an eagle is two shots under par, and an albatross is three under par... How many points is a hawk again?
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    Albatross: -3
    Eagle: -2
    Birdie: -1
    Par: 0
    Bogey: +1
    Hawk: +14 months
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