You should be very proud of yourself. All the recycling that you did there will surely make a profound and positive impact on the well-being of our environment, and the very Earth will surely thank you.

Oh, wait. No, none of that's going to happen, sorry. But I'm sure that something else will happen instead. Things happen all the time, you know.

Girl had just set food on the table to attract mice.
That'll get you ants, too.

This gave him 100 rings - enough for an extra life.
*1-up fanfare plays*

A heart container had nothing to do with the story. So why did I mention it again? Oh yeah... I don't know.
I know why you mentioned it. You mentioned it in order to mention it so that it would be mentioned by way of its mentioning.

After using the Hero Crest on a Mercenary, Girl transformed into a paladin. Wait, that's not supposed to happen after using a Hero Crest.
YOU'RE not supposed to happen after using a Hero Crest. >>

Girl then defeated Dracula and obtained the Gold Teeth, which he gave to the warden of the Safari Zone.
How'd he manage to accomplish that much without running out of steps? o.o Though it does amuse me to imagine the epic atmosphere of a battle against Dracula ruined by "Ding-dong!" XD

Wait, none of that ever happened. Oh well.
... *throws shoe at you*

It also had the power to make the best damn salsa in town. Yes, that's right, the BEST damn salsa in town.
Few powers in the universe, if indeed any at all, are more desirable.

The souls of the heartless will rise again... and they will feast upon the depraved depths of all humans. This primeval massacre will sow the seeds of chaos throughout the land. And those seeds will grow into mighty trees of chaos which will consume all who dare threaten Lord Emmanuel.
Pfft, no frickin' trees are gonna stop me from threatening that guy all I want. XP

All who do not eat cheese will suffer. All who do eat cheese will also suffer.
*shrugs* It's only fair.

SYSTEM OVERLOAD! WARNING: SELF-DESTRUCTION IMMINENT. CONSULT THE PATRIOT ACT FOR MORE INFORMATION. OR DON'T. SYSTEM WILL EXPLODE IN... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... UHH... 1/2... 1/4...

"Oh, just explode already!"

*poof* the server collapsed under the weight of its own lack of comprehension.
Huh, so that's what makes them crap out...

Girl was now a cute little puppy. It had a collar on its neck for some reason.
Probably due to being a puppy.

Wait, half of a piece of cheese? How is that possible?
...I... don't know...

o_o

Except you, for some reason. You turn into a puppy."

"But why?"

"I just told you why. It's for some reason."

"Oh, that explains everything."
Everything, huh? Then why am I still confounded by the matter of whether or not it's possible for there to be half a piece of cheese? >>

...Don't answer that. u_u;

She drew the Sword of Lime and pointed it at Girl. She drew it on a piece of parchment, and the parchment was pointed in the direction of Girl.
*Sonic 3 & Knuckles continue music plays*

“tstickty!” Harry Potter raised his wand. White stuff came out
THAT WILL NEVER STOP SOUNDING HORRIBLY WRONG. D:

"Those Combusken.45 years... well, they've evolved into Blaziken.45 years. And those Blaziken.45 years turned into a piece of cheese. Girl grabbed the cheese and ate it. It tasted good."

"So that's why it's happening now, huh?" Boy asked.

"No, that's actually why I can't get a good tan. It's happening now because I haven't been to Africa."
Yeah, duh, Boy. Anyone could have told you that. XP

Alex - Winnage says (2:24 PM):
Tim says (22:17):
Levski says:
I'm better than life than the average Tim.

But you fail at construction a sentence. GG.
Alex - Winnage says (2:24 PM):
Discuss.
Alex - Winnage says (2:25 PM):
I'm still laughing.
PsiUmbreon: Wow, that is a really big dragon you got there, Kaiba says (2:25 PM):
*pastes that in my af;lkjglk;uer chronicles*
And pasting that was a good call on your part, in my opinion--not because it was relevant to and enriching of the plot in any way, of course, but rather because *insert random reason*.

"Arf! Arf!" Girl sniffed the ground. There seemed to be a strange scent trail there, and from the looks of it, it led to the big huge ominous castle behind them. What's that, you can't see scents? Well, tell that to the makers of Twilight Princess, okay?
That even a dog can smell anything other than the fumes from all the highlighter ink surprises me.

...You know... the presence of all those fumes would explain the amount of sense (not) made by some of what everyone around there was saying. o.o Though wait, nah. That can't be why they're saying such things because that explanation makes sense. XP

"Because... I haven't been under the sea yet. Just once I would so like to go."

"Umm... you can do that after we save the world from Ho-ho."

"Wouldn't it be nice to float away on a cloud of bubbles?" Boy asked.

"...wait a minute. I've heard that before... oh no. The Highlight Realm is making you turn into Giddy!"
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

"Umm, no, that will just make him high as a kite." Jarl replied bluntly. Wait, that was a pun. Oh no. Feel free to shoot me.
Okay! ^^ *produces Cerebral Bore* ...Oh wait, that wouldn't work on you. XP

"So why can't I make the highlight go away?"

"That's because if you could then the quest would be pointless and the story would be too short, duh." Jarldorf responded.
Yeah, duh. XP

"Less talk, more action." Boy drew her Sword of Lime. She drew it on the castle floor with a marker. Man, that joke never gets old.
*Sonic 3 & Knuckles continue music put on earlier is still playing*

"Wahahahahaaaaa... take THIS!" Jarldorf taunted. He then launched a magical attack at both of them and Jarl, who was atop Girl's back. They both dodged the attack. "Oh right, protagonists have immunity to projectiles. I forgot."
XP

Jarldorf then pulled out...
*juvenile giggle-snort*

the Wind Baker, another magical artifact which had the ability to summon carrots which do absolutely nothing.
Fwee for carrot summons! 8D

Feeble gok.
...Koogle blok, Palkia's b--nah, I'd better stop right there. XP

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All this and more in every bag of Toby's Party Mix.

-3 objects in the room turned into pieces of cheese. Girl grabbed the cheese and ate it. It tasted good.
...Did he do that before or after the three things that had previously been cheese turned back into whatever they were prior to becoming cheese? o.o

Great, we gotta go all the way over THERE?" Jarl replied. "And how come my last line is missing a quotation mark at the beginning?"

"I think it's because the writer of the story intentionally left it there so that the character can humorously point that out. Yeah, that has to be it," the princess replied.
XD

"Bellsprout feeve! aj;l4oooooao ha;f asdpfjk ;asklef. Girl replied." The window in the room turned into a piece of cheese. Girl grabbed the cheese and ate it. It tasted good.

"has slept!" came a voice from... somewhere. Oh well. The voice turned into a piece of cheese. Girl grabbed the cheese and ate it. It tasted good.
Fwee for another mention of Feeve! 8D

Oh well. Let's talk about noodles. Oodles of noodles are good with poodles. Wait, no they're not. Oh well. They are good with seasoning. Then again, everything is good with seasoning.
Poodles aren't... >>

Wait, am I diverting your attention from the fact that they're playing Saria's theme instead of Stairway to Heaven and still end up at the Forest of Everlasting Butter? No, that would never work on someone as clever as you, now would it?
No, it didn't, and I'm going to kick your sorry butt for that very continuity error because continuity is all-important, just as is having a coherent plot.

I am a magic sandwich.
Well, obviously.

"We have to go... in there?" Boy asked. "But it's a regular forest named the Forest of Everlasting Butter. I don't see any butter. That does NOT MAKE SENSE!"
And making sense matters more than almost anything!