<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[MToolen]

Granted. Due to disappointing sales, though, Tekken is canceled, leaving you to fight as only Yoshimitsu in Soul Calibur games.

I wish we could physically threaten the people who spam up these forums.

[Fett One]

Granted but those people retaliate with guns

I wish George Lucas would make Star Wars Episodes 7, 8, and 9

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, he would make them but he is short of actors and so on. Finally he decides to hire you, Fett One, but your salary is so big that you go insane.

I wish I was the inventor of Pokemon.

[MToolen]

Granted, but, being invented in 1995, it is first released in Sweden and has disappointing sales, barring future releases.

I wish I had good headphones.

[Duo_Washu_III]

Granted, but they don't come off. You'd better hope they aren't those huge ones like in Jet Set Radio Future!

Speaking of Jet Set Radio Future, I wish I could skate like that. Then that constant music following me around from beforehand would have a use!

[Fett One]

Granted. You skate that way for all of 5 minutes, at which point ou are hit by a drunk driver and lose your legs in the accident.

I wish people possessed invunerability

[MToolen]

Granted. This invulnerability, again, causes a complete loss of jobs in the medical sector, sending the economy spiraling.

I wish music theory were easy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. What's even better, this inspires lots of new people to become composers, pianists and so on. However, music business becomes complicated with so many new artists and shops are flooded with CDs. Soon nobody is able to find their favourites because there are too many of recordings.

I wish you liked my new avatar.

[Duo_Washu_III]

Granted. We like it so much that we start using it too, and so does everyone else- Making your unique sign just another internet Meme.

Since I've got no legs now, I would really benefit from one of those awesome hoverboards like that guy Maw from Dark Forces 2.

[MToolen]

Granted but Kyle Katarn mistakes you for Maw and slices you up.

I wish I was an okay Demoman on Team Fortress 2.

[Fett One]

Granted but you never improve so no one wants to play

I wish summer vacation will last longer

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Here in Finland, the goverment decides to add weeks but your country doesn't.

I wish Fett One's summer vacation lasted longer.

[MToolen]

Granted. Earth is pulled an extra ten million miles away from orbit, lowering average temperatures by 40 degrees. However, the orbital path is longer; therefore, summer lasts longer.

I wish I had my parking pass for school.

[Fett One]

Granted but you are given one that expired a year ago

I wish to be a lion tamer

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You go to Africa and get a lion, train it and take it home to your homeland. One day, you go for a walk with your lion. Then there's this annoying kid from your neighbourhood who is always teasing you. However, this time he notices the lion walking beside you and looks frightened. You see this and tell him: "Now I've got a lion, but don't be afraid unless you continue teasing me." "Fett One, I'm not afraid of you" he replies. "I just hate it when my big brother who wants to be a lion hunter goes crazy and shoots everyone. You see he's so bad with shotguns and such." Suddenly, his big brother jumps there, tries to shoot the lion, but shoots you accidentially.

I wish we could save this thread from oblivion.

[firepokemon]

Granted for now firepokemon is here but on occasions he can make silly wishes and can in turn make super long ones. Be afraid.

I wish I knew whether to just play Diamond or be extra careful about every nature etc.

[Fett One]

Granted but the solution leaves you dazed and confused

I wish people would start posting in PCG more often

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but all of them post in the same topic wich becomes 1000 pages long in two days and impossible to read. The topic will be closed and nobody wants to start it again.

I wish my posts in Questions Only weren't so disjointed.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All your posts suddenly vanish, making everybody wonder if you really exist...or not.

I wish I had super powerful senses.

[Fett One]

Granted but they are so over whelming that you have to be kept locked in a sterile, sound proof room to avoid going insane

I wish to become a super genius

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You become a super genius and discover the secret of Perpetual motion. Nobody believes you when you tell about your invention, but soon you present your apparatus in a live broadcast. However, now that everyone knows about your Perpetual motion some criminals kidnap you and force you to tell how you build one. They kill you anyway leaving them to be the only ones who can build Perpetual motion.

I wish we had an active Swedish member here at TPM.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but unfortunately it turns out to be someone who can speak the Swedish language, not someone who is Swedish.

I wish I had a machine to duplicate things (not people though).

[Fett One]

Granted but you go to jail for duplicating money

I wish to become a ghostbuster

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you become a ghost bastard incidentially.

I wish for my own Death Note.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As you head to the nearest store to find a death note, you enter, only to find the store all out of them. Nonetheless, you find another store a bit further away, but they are also out of death notes. Sighing, you nearly give up, but then you hear death notes are for sale the next day in the first store. On that day however, when you enter, you realize a whole lot of early birds beat you to all the death notes, and you admit defeat.

I wish I was able to wishstand extreme heat and extreme cold.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. In exchange, you are rendered unable to withstand extreme room temperature.

I wish I didn't feel so sick.

[Fett One]

Granted you feel even sicker

I wish to never get sick

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Instead, you die at once when you should get sick.

I wish for my own forum.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you end up being a regular member on it, not an administrator or even a moderator.

I wish everyone in the whole world had a twin of the opposite gender.

[Fett One]

Granted but this causes the world's population to double and there isn't enough food for everybody so the human race slowly starves to death

I wish people didn't need food to survive

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you have no longer a good reason to eat.

I wish I was in ancient Japan.

[firepokemon]

Granted, but of course there are all sorts of demons not to mention Ninjas trying to attack you and unlike in common anime there is no gateway back to the modern world. Not even your Japanese skills help you here since the language is harder to understand and not written everywhere. Basic Japanese can help, but it will only go so far. It sure is beautiful but there seems to hundreds of wars, many fights, not as nice food as you though there would be and the clothes? Terrible. And being the sole Finnish person in ancient Japan, you're the target for assassins.

I wish to be transported to 1980s Japan.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are transported to 1980's Japan but you are stuck repeating the same exact day, everday, just like in the movie Groundhog, only with no way out. As such you don't get to see or do much in 1980's Japan.

I wish to possess super strength

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. One day you go to the local supermarket to the receptacle department and break everything because when you try to lift the items you want to buy, you accidentially knock down the whole shelf.

I wish I was the president of our galaxy.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but your people eventually realize making you president was a mistake, and they send you on a one-way trip into space.

I wish I was a master juggler.

[Fett One]

Granted but juggling becomes illegal so you are thrown in jail for the rest of your life

I wish superheroes were real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but at the same time their antagonists become real. And as this world is different from the world superhero comic books, tv series, cartoons and movies tell us about, also the result is different. In the real world that day forward, supervillains are far superior to superheroes, their evil plans come true no matter how much Superman, Spiderman and such try.

I wish I had my own castle.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but over time, your people get annoyed of your rule, and they drown you in your own moat.

I wish wish everyone in this world was related to at least one police officer.

[Fett One]

Granted but too many people are now getting away with small crimes since their cop relative get them off the hook

I wish to own a helicopter

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, here's a small Lego helicopter.

I wish to find some gold.