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    Default <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Okay, it's time for version #6 of Twisted Wishes!


    What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

    I wish my soda wasn't warm.

    Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

    Granted. Now it's boiling!

    I wish I was the king of the world.


    And the process continues to repeat itself.

    Granted, now you have thousands of assassins trying to kill you.

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    Let's get it started!

    I wish that my internet connection was faster.
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. It's so fast that your computer can't keep up with it, causing your computer to over heat and break

    I wish Cap Kirk was able to fight the Borg
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    Granted, but he would have no help, or weapons in the fight, and would end up being defeated.

    I wish there was a word which rhymed with orange.
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    Granted, new words are created. Sporange, and morange and porange and lorange but well nobody knows what the hell they mean.

    I wish for these these four words to have meanings.
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    Granted but the meanings are so complicated that only 1 in 1 billion people understand it

    I wish Luke failed to destroy the Death Star at the Battle of Yavin (A New Hope)
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted but somehow Darth Vader is your father then.

    I wish I was a famous videogame music composer like Koji Kondo or Nobuo Uematsu.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but your compositions are so complicated, you never get to finish them before you pass on.

    I wish that summer vacation didn't necessarily involve going on a trip somewhere.
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, you stay home all summer and end up dying of boredom

    I wish for a new Zelda game
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. The new Zelda game not only features Link but it also has Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa, Aeris, Cait Sith, Jenova, Palmer, Heidegger, Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Seifer, Ultimecia, Cactuar, Bahamut, Tonberry, Tidus, Yuna, Vaan, Adamantoise, Chicobo, Chocobo, Choco/Mog, Fat-Chocobo, Chubby Chocobo and Steiner. Zelda fans are angry because Final Fantasy characters ruin the game and Final Fantasy fans are angry because the game copies Final Fantasy.

    I wish Coca-Cola tasted better.

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    Granted. The company ends up putting more sugar in it, but by some newbie's major mistake, too much sugar gets in the soft drink, making anyone who drinks it, including you, hyper for all time.

    I wish that one of the seven wonders of the world was found here up north.
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    Granted but so many people come to visit it that the air becomes really polluted and the amount of trash increases to the point that there is no where to put it, thus ruining the evironment

    I wish for a final fantasy game that has the characters from 7 and 8 teaming up
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. The game begins with Aeris in Balamb Garden. She meets Squall and joins him. Laguna Loire is fighting against Sephiroth, when Cid comes to help. Sephiroth has also killed Quistis's father so she wants to finish him, too. Cloud, Tifa and Barret find themselves in Ultimecia Castle. Selphie is looking for Balamb Garden but Jenova blocks the way. These characters soon meet each other and team up against Sephiroth, Jenova and Ultimecia. The game is very good. It introduces a system where you can both draw magic and use MP. It's longer than any Final Fantasy game, its soundtrack is the best and the world is a wonderful mix of VII and VIII. What's more, it has a 'special price', it's very cheap. The only problem is that Square Enix put such a low price that the game will be immdiately sold out. You can, of course, wait for new copies to come to shop, but the game was so good that you die of waiting for it in one day.

    I wish I could draw magic spells from other humans like in FFVIII.

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    Granted, but no one else can use spells so its kinda useless

    I wish I was a pirate


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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted but the navy sinks your ship

    I wish to be able to breath under water
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted but, on your first deep dive, hypothermia kicks in.

    I wish people wouldn't treat me different for not liking chocolate.
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. Before, they knew you didn't like it and didn't force you to eat some, as for now, they just intrude it like to anyone else.

    I wish for a wish.

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    Granted but you don't like the wish so you wish that you never made that last wish

    I wish to own a cool spy car
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    Granted but the spy it was taken from hunts you down and makes you pay... for gas.

    I wish for control over the weather.
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but you annoy everyone as you try to please everyone with what weather they have. And while you have control, there are certain area limitations. So you get hunted down and locked up and told to let the weather do its own good.

    I wish I could not be lazy.
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    Granted, but now you have insomnia and run around everywhere pulling out your hair

    I wish I didn't have such annoying assignments


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    Granted, but all your annoying assignments fall on me then. Poor me. And what's more, you lost the ability to feel annoyed and can't feel annoyed with the assignments you have left. This is good, huh? Well I can tell you it isn't because you just take more and more unannoying assingments without knowing where to stop and eventually you die, tired of too much work.

    I wish Crazy Elf Boy never left TPM again.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but neither did Real One Bjarni.

    I wish I could beat a Final Fantasy.
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    granted but after doing so you ahve nothing else to live for so you committ suicide

    I wish fast food wasn't fattening
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    Granted but I asked my mother to grant it. She said the saying 'you are what you eat' doesn't fit anymore if you don't look like hamburger then.

    I wish my current crush went to TPM, liked videogames and studied Japanese. We have nothing in common right now.

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    Granted, they like all three but they now have a dull personality and for some reason, the head is like getting wrinkles.

    I wish I had the same love for forums and foruming as I use to.
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    Granted but you end up becoming addicted to forums to the point that you stop eating and eventually starve to death

    I wish to captain a ship
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    Granted. But then you find this strange map of a strange island. The strange island seems to have an old treasure somewhere. Of course you want to search for the island. Exciting, huh? You begin the search with 100 seamen but lost half of your crew in storms. Then you meet this giant sea snake. It eats 37 crew members until you manage to kill it with a bazooka. Your ship is broken but you get it fixed. Eventually you find the island and notice it's full of skeletons and ghosts. They kill your remining 13 men and you are all alone, but find the treasure chest then from a cave. You open the chest but only to find out there's just a piece of paper reading: "LOL you openned the chest you shall have a curse". The curse is that you became a ghost yourself and are doomed to roam the earth with no senses and lead an unhappy afterlife.

    I wish for a wireless mouse.

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    Granted, you get a wireless mouse and its perfect. Except weirdly it seems to come to life and before you know its moving all over the place. One morning, you wake up and you can't find it only to sit back and watch the news where your mouse appears to be on the motorway causing all sorts of traffic problems. You just wanted a simple wireless mouse unfortunately, you got a crazy mouse instead. Next time consider just buying one. Brought ones don't go loopy unlike their wished ones.

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    Granted but it is paid for by the mob, who want you to do a favor in return for paying your visa.

    I wish to be a pokemon trainer
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted.

    It was the 18th of June. Fett One would have his 10th birthday tomorrow. It was nearly bedtime. Fett One was watching TV. The Pokemon document that was on was so boring that he fell asleep. Fett One woke up at 11 o'clock AM and realized he had overslept. This day he should have gone to visit Professor Oak to get his first Pokemon. Fett One hurried to the laboratory. Professor Oak looked uneasy.

    "I want a Charmander!" said Fett One.

    "Sorry, your friend Mikachu Yukitatsu already took that. I have only one Pokemon left. Magikarp!" explained Professor Oak.

    I wish I was Super Mario.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You are stuck in Super Mario Strikers, forced to sit on discount store shelves and never be played.

    I wish Pinky and the Brain would finally take over the world.
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    Granted but they only rule the Earth for 1 minute becuase Snowball steals rulership from them

    I wish for new episodes of Pinky and the Brain
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    Granted, but the new episodes are horrible, there are new voice-actors and someone though they would add an extra character, a female one at that and it ruins your enjoyment of the show that you once loved.

    I wish this house had a fireplace as it is well freezing.
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    Granted, the entire house is now a brick oven and you are a pizza.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. Your boss calls you and tells you, you are fired so now you don't have to go to work tomorrow or ever again for that matter

    I wish to get a pilots license
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but you didn't wish for the needed education and training. Thus this is only a simple TPM wish, one which you can't grant with a real pilot license. This means you just get the license but have no idea how to fly an airplane and when you finally fly one your plane crashes.

    I wish firepokemon watched the Swedish dub of Sailor Moon, with English subtitles of course.

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    Granted, but firepokemon becomes convinced that hes Sailor Moon and tries to fly to Finland to visit Mikachu Yukitatsu.

    I wish I had a decent OU team for Shoddy (Shoddy is a pokemon battling stimulator and OU means over over used.)
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but since its so overused no one wants to battle you so you need to find a new one.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, they get extended by an extra 15 minutes

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    Granted, but they sobered him up.

    I wish my computer didn't go spazzy today.
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