Jokes

[PancaKe]

So this baby seal walks into a club.

I don't get it.

[Drago]

I don't get it.

I'm Canadian, so I do get it.

Anyway, there's a plane that crashes on an island. The only survivors are an American, Australian and Chinese. The American says he'll set up the tents, tells the Australian to start up a campfire and tells the Chinese guy to take care of the supplies.

After a few hours the tents are set up and a fire is lit, but the Chinese guy is nowhere to be found. The American and Australian search the camp site, when all of a sudden the Chinese guy leaps out of a tent and shouts "SUPPLIES!"