A man went scuba-diving off of Australia, and swam among the beautiful coral reefs. He admired their awe-inspiring glory for quite some time, and then noticed a great disturbance in the distance.

Swimming to the source, he found another diver, grabbing the coral and ripping it apart around him.

Disgusted, the man took out his slate and scrawled on it, "What are you doing?!?"

The other man took his own slate and wrote, "DROWNING!"

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Two men stood atop the Empire State Building, looking over the observation deck. Then one of them said, "There's something neat about this building."

"What about it?" the other guy asked.

"If you jump off at just the right angle, the wind picks you up and sets you right back where you started."

"Oh, bullshit!"

"Watch," the first man said. He stepped onto the edge, tilted his body slightly, and then fell from the observation deck. As the second man watched, mouth agape, the first man hovered for a moment, and then shot back onto the deck, landing perfectly on his feet.

"Oh, I gotta try that!" the second man said. He stood on the edge, and the first man adjusted his pose before pushing him off.

Needless to say, the second man fell, unstopped, to a gruesome end on the pavement below.

A ray of light shone down on the observation deck, and from it descended an angel, who said to the first man, "Gabriel, for an angel, you are such an asshole sometimes."