Quote Originally Posted by Heald View Post
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.

Such a pity it was a puppy.

Oh my goodness! that's so terrible! i don't know whether to laugh or not!



A duck walks into a bar and walks up to the bar tender and asks "Got any bread?"

"no," the bartender says. "We don't sell bread here, we sell beer."

"Got any bread?" The duck asks once more.

"No, we don't sell bread," the bartender repeats.

"Got any bread?"

"We have garlic bread?" the bartender offers.

"Got any bread?"

"No, we don't have normal bread."

"Got any bread?"

"no."

"Got any bread?"

"Duck, I've told you already, we don't have bread!"

"Got any bread?"

"NO!"

"... Got any bread?"

"LIsten here duck, if you ask one more time if I have any bread, I will nail your beak to this counter here!"

"... Got any nails?"

"NO!"

"Got any bread?"