<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they steal all your games as soon as they arrive.

I wish I had a car.

[Fett One]

Granted but it has no engine

I wish the economy would improve over night

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it gets worse over day.

I wish I could skip some hours and move straight to Friday evening.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, its now Friday in the year 20005738782324.

I wish for some giant chocolate cakes.

[Fett One]

Granted but you become diabetic so you can't eat the cake.

I wish Bender was real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it isn't Bender from Futurama. I almost won the title Gender Bender in Unown Awards 2007.

I wish to own a city.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its a tiny ant city that about to blow up.

I wish I had all my stuff already unpacked.

[Fett One]

Granted but all your stuff broke while in the suitcase/duffle bag.

I wish to own an ant farm

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the ants go insane and turn against you.

I wish I could make it up to Crazy Elf Boy that I stole his Seaking.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it involves a telephone, tomato sauce, a monkey, 7 elephants, 2 tonnes of concrete and a certain part of your body.

I wish I could know where every one is at any given time.

[Fett One]

Granted but that much information over loads your brain and puts you into a coma for the rest of your life.

I wish everybody dressed up as the same exact thing for Halloween this year

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but this makes the whole US seem totalitarian or something.

I wish Russia was still ruled by an emperor (Czar) like it was until 1917.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Garanted but while they are in power they decide to invade Finland.

I wish I was friends with everyone.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't keep up being friends with everyone so you end up dying of exhaustion.

I wish to have psychic powers

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you become like Psyduck and have a headache as a side effect.

I wish people respected me more.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted you are so respected people dont talk to you in fear of retribution.

I wish didn't have to eat or drink to function.

[Dark-San]

Granted! Your name is now officially Cyborg 005! A body making out of nothing but scrap metals and possessed no emotions.

I wish someone here could grant me a wish that does not come with any negative side effects.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Instead of a Finnish band called Negative your ears are destroyed by Teräsbetoni.

I wish to come up with a wish unrelated to Finland. Once and for all.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, its about Australia and now you always replace the word finland with Australia and Finnish with Australian.

I wish I could really grant wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted but every wish you grant ends with the person dying 24 hours later.

I wish all food tasted the same

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted and unlike you'd think they all taste delicious now. BUT they also have the same effect as sulphuric acid for some odd reason.

I wish to catch Articuno!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but as soon as you catch it Articuno turns on you and tries to destroy your house.

I wish I could always have the right answers for everything and not have my head explode.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone in the world comes to you wanting answers, so you never have a moment to yourself

I wish jelly beans tasted like chicken

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but they are more expensive than chicken so everyone still buys chicken to get the taste and what's more, jelly beans fans are angry.

I wish we had an anime community here in my hometown Ylivieska.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they only focus on anime you don't like.

I wish I had a real anime costume.

[Dark-San]

Granted. I presented you with the cosplaying costume of Elizabeth from Gintama. Now you look very much like a quack? ^.^

I wish I can start granting wishes like fairy godfather!

[Fett One]

Granted but you are required to dress as a fairy in order to grant the wishes.

I wish samurai used light sabers

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but because you can switch off the blade in the middle of harakiri, it becomes even more painful if a samurai is uncertain of his moves.

I wish everyone remembered to write the tones visible when they write mandarin Chinese pinyin; it would be much easier to understand and translate. I have a dictionary where there are no tones visible and it sucks big time.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but I got really confused with this so it turns out wrong anyway.

I wish that I could lift heavy objects.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But having to lift heavy weights in the long run, puts the pressure on your two skinny legs. Eventually the knees gave way and you had to undergo surgery.

I wish I have a X-ray vision pair of eyes!

[Fett One]

Granted but using it exposes everything you look at to x-rays.

I wish to own real estate

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you now a 1cmx1cm block of land in the middle of the busiest street in Tokyo.

I wish I a copy of every computer program.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You will spend the reast of your life testing them, no time for TPM. With Crazy Elf Boy absent for good, TPM will fall into nothingness and all of us die of boredom.

I wish Finnish became a world language.

[Fett One]

Granted, it becomes the world language on venus

I wish monsters were real

[Dark-San]

Granted. Welcome to hell! You have become a permanent resident of this dimension after you had wished to meet up with monsters. These monsters will have a very enjoyable time,flaying your skin, grinding your bones and stripping you of your muscles from every angle of your body. Have a nice day and hope that you will enjoy yourself to the fullest.

I wish I can become efficient in learning every languages in the universe.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since there are so many languages to learn you get them mixed up all the time. And one day you offend an alien race by saying something rude in a nother language and they kill you for it.

I wish i could control time with no side effects.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only use this power once every 10 years.

I wish for a 100" tv

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but one day, someone in your favourite TV station comes up with a stupid show. It's a show where you see some alien surgery and that scares the hell out of you. You are put in a hospital after this shock but in your room there, there's another big TV and it shows that stupid program all the time.

I wish for a Japanese girlfriend.

EDIT: By the way, Dark-San, CEB, Fett One - You guys are as funny as hell!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, I just put in a request to Asian-mail-a-bride. She should be there in 2~3 years.

I wish I could be proficient in all styles of combat.

[Fett One]

Granted but you know so many styles of combat that you can never decide which style to use in a fight so you end up losing every fight you get in.

I wish the Super Mario Brothers were real