CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO

In most stories that follow a good-guy/bad-guy theme, the principal villains tend to share something in common: they don’t get involved. They stay out of the picture, leaving their henchmen and minions to handle the heroes for most of the story. Usually, the main villain only confronts the hero at the climax, when his overconfidence has left him no choice, or he has no other options.
Nowhere was this more expressed than in the old British television series “The Prisoner”, which lasted only seventeen episodes. It was a spy series about a British agent who was held captive in a mysterious seaside village, and his attempts to escape. His enemy in every episode was an officer called Number Two. The Prisoner would foil Number Two’s plans time and again, and would keep trying to find the elusive Number One, the person behind the whole scheme, but didn’t succeed. Unfortunately, the series didn’t last long enough for him to do so.
Why do villains not get involved? It isn’t for lack of courage or ability. More likely, it is due to ego, or not wanting to risk the whole plan falling apart. Getting involved yourself would put you at undue risk, and that could spoil the whole game.
It seemed that one of our two foes was willing to take that risk right now, and go against tradition. Why? Maybe he simply didn’t care. But we would soon learn that he was no pushover…
Thunder rumbled, and the clouds churned in the sky. Ccapac Apu had not been truly freed in his brief appearance, but the Shadow Game where he had appeared had caused his evil influence to linger over the city like a bad rash.
At the townhouse, Shichiro stood outside the front door, while Jinx, Ember, and Mistle lurked inside, watching out the windows.
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this,” muttered Jinx. “Something bad has happened.”
“Something bad is gonna happen,” replied Ember. “How long do you think it will take for that… thing to get here?”
“I’m surprised it isn’t here already,” replied Jinx. “Wizards often know spells that can transport themselves long distances in an instant.”
“Like in Star Trek?” asked Ember.
“Not quite like that, but yes,” replied Jinx. “Our D-Wheels can open portals and teleport using technology… Any wizard worth his salt can do it with magic. But magic has a much longer range. A truly powerful wizard might be able to teleport to any spot on the globe if he…”
“Uh, ladies?” said Boris’s voice.
Mistle let out a small shriek.
“You scared me!” she shouted.
“Sorry,” said Boris, as he held up a tray full of small rolls. “I thought these might help…”
“I can’t believe this…” said Jinx. “A necromancer is on his way here, and you’re baking…
“Uhm, what are those, anyway?”
“Garlic knots,” replied Boris. “I heard that garlic helps keep evil supernatural creatures at bay, so I…”
“I don’t think this guy follows the same rules as vampires, Boris,” replied Ember.
She sighed.
“Then again, every little bit helps…”
She took one of them and bit into it.
“See anything yet, Shichiro?” asked Jinx.
“Not since you last asked me,” said Shichiro, looking at his watch, “which was, oh, about two minutes ago!”
“Sorry,” said Jinx.
“Me-YOW!” screeched Sorsha, as she ran up behind Jinx.
“Sorsha?” said Jinx. “Do you have fleas?”
“Fleas my butt,” said the familiar. “There’s a wizard who’s at least on par with my master nearby. Only this one isn’t as nice.”
“You sure?” asked Jinx, standing up.
“I’m a familiar!” snapped Sorsha. “I can tell when wizards are around!”
“Hey, Shichiro!” shouted Jinx.
“Yeah, I heard!” he replied. “And here he comes…”
Twenty paces in front of him, a dark, inky, pulsating portal started to appear. Shichiro stood firm, ready to face whatever came out of it…
Edmund stepped out of the portal, and stretched his arms. He muttered something, and threw his arms down, causing the portal to vanish.
“Oh, hello, Shichiro…” he muttered, sounding somewhat disappointed. “Seems that Gears managed to get through to you before I jammed the cell service in that place, huh?”
“Briefly,” replied Shichiro. “I’d say I was sorry to disappoint, but I don’t feel much sympathy for freaks…”
“So I’m a freak, am I?” asked Edmund.
“Yeah…” said Shichiro. “And coming from a Shadowchaser who’s dealt with creatures who have one eye, three eyes, or even no eyes, that is saying a lot.”
“Must we resort to name calling?” asked Edmund. “I have a name, you know… Edmund Mason.”
“Seems a rather ordinary name for a wizard with the guts to have read Kyuss’s Tome,” replied Shichiro. “Do you still use it, or did you give it up when you decided to become a walking bait shop?”
“Why should I use some dumb pseudonym?” asked Edmund. “I have no problem with my name, unlike most dark wizards… Lord Voldemort had a real name… Tom Marvolo Riddle. But since his mother gave it to him, his mother wasn’t a wizard, and he hated people who weren’t wizards, he stopped using it. Dumb, if you ask me.
“Course, a lot of things he did were dumb. You know how many times he tried to do away with Harry Potter using the Killing Curse, only for it not to work? Four. A smart wizard tries something new after something fails to work twice, at most.”
Shichiro sighed.
“I assume you did this to yourself for the usual reason?” he asked. “To gain power?”
Edmund looked at him.
“Well, take a look at me,” he said, as he took the mask off. “I didn’t exactly do it to pick up chicks.”
Mistle screamed. Jinx, Ember, and Shichiro covered their eyes. Then Shichiro forced himself to look.
“Put… the mask back on…” he gasped.
“Don’t you start ordering me around, Shichiro!” echoed Edmund’s voice, which came from no mouth.
Shichiro sighed.
“Please put the mask back on?” he said.
Edmund put the mask back over his “face”.
“As Stephen King once said,” he said, “and I quote, ‘If I cannot horrify, I’ll go for the gross-out. I’m not proud’.”
“Listen, Ed,” said Shichiro.
“Edmund!” snapped Edmund.
“I suppose you came for the Silver Hemisphere,” continued Shichiro.
“The thought did cross my mind,” replied Edmund.
“Yeah, well…” said Shichiro. “It’s in the vault downstairs, and the vault is now warded specifically against necromantic magic. You can’t get in there unless you figure out how to turn the wards off…”
His Disk activated.
“And you can go into that townhouse over my dead body…”
“Hmm…” said Edmund. “Yes, that’s a real pickle…”
He lifted his left arm, and a Duel Disk of his own appeared on it in a brilliant flash of light. It seemed not as high-tech as the standard Disk, made of a dull metal, its blade did not seem retractable, and had a sharper edge. Shichiro was more than a little surprised. It looked uncomfortably like the styles of Disks said to be used by some Duel Spirits.
“Well, if we must duel,” he said, “I suppose we simply must… But first…”
He waved his hand, and a black flame appeared in it. Then he dropped the flame, and it started to spread, forming a ring of cold, dark fire thirty feet in diameter around him and Shichiro.
“What’s going on?” asked Shichiro. “What’s this fire?”
“Oh, that…” said Edmund. “Never mind… It’s just a little something to make the duel more… Interesting…”
I’d better be careful… thought Shichiro. This guy has a serious poker face…
Heck… He doesn’t even HAVE a face!
(Shichiro: 8,000) - - - - - - - - - - (Edmund: 8,000)
“Oh, Shichiro, be careful…” muttered Jinx. “This is one guy that I do NOT trust!”
Edmund chuckled.
“Well, I don’t trust any of you guys either,” he said. “So we’re even.”
“Hold that pose,” said Shichiro, drawing a card.
“I’ll set a Monster,” he said.
A reversed Monster appeared in front of him.
“And I’ll leave it at that.”
“Not much of a start,” chuckled Edmund, making a draw.
“Tell you what, I’ll also set a Monster.”
A defensive Monster appeared on his side of the field.
“Then I’ll set these, for later.”
Two reversed cards appeared behind his Monster.
Shichiro made a draw.
“Time to take the offense!” he shouted. “I’ll summon Queen’s Knight!”
In a flash of light, the queen in crimson armor appeared. (1,500 ATK)
“Next, I give her an Equip Spell… The Sword of Tengu.”
He threw a card into his Disk, and Queen Knight’s regular sword vanished, replaced by the long katana. (1,800 ATK)
“Attack his…”
“Not so fast!” interrupted Edmund.
His facedown card on the left lifted.
“I activate A Feint Plant,” he said. “Now, you can’t attack any facedown Monster I control this turn. And since the only Monster I have is facedown, you can’t attack.”
“Fine…” muttered Shichiro. “I end my turn.”
Something’s up, he thought. A Feint Plan is a very situational card…
Edmund made a draw.
“I activate a Continuous Spell Card,” he said, as a Spell flashed onto his side of the field.
Shichiro had never seen this Spell Card before. The image on it was a comical scene, with two Penguin Soldiers doing a handstand on top of the back of a Des Koala in a circus spotlight.
“It’s called Flip-Flop,” continued Edmund, “and it may look and sound funny, but I’m deadly serious. When this Continuous Spell is in play, a player loses 500 Life Points when his opponent activates a Flip-Effect.”
“Just how many Flip-Effect Monsters can one deck have?” asked Shichiro.
“Far more than you may think,” replied Edmund. “And I’m going to activate one right now…”
His facedown Monster flipped into Attack Mode.
“Meet Worm Apocalypse.”
The creature that appeared could be described in two words: weird and grotesque. It looked like a humanoid earthworm with dun brown skin, two rubbery tentacles for arms, and two thin legs. Its face had two eyes shaped like vertical slits. (300 ATK)
“What the?” said Shichiro.
Then he cringed as a bolt of energy blasted out of the Flip-Flop card, striking him.
“And of course,” continued Edmund, “its Flip-Effect does something. It destroys one Spell or Trap Card.”
Queen’s Knight gasped as a spray of foul slime splattered on the Sword of Tengu. She quickly dropped it, and it fell to the ground and melted into sludge. (1,500 ATK)
“Continuing…” said Edmund, “I’ll set another Monster, and end my turn…”
Another concealed Monster appeared next to Worm Apocalypse.
(S: 7,500) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 8,000)
Shichiro looked long and hard at Edmund’s Monster, and then made a draw.
“I Flip-Summon my own Monster,” he said, as his own Monster flipped into Attack Mode. “Skelengel!”
The winged cherub with a bow and arrow appeared. (900 ATK)
“How adorable,” said Edmund, sarcastically.
“Of yeah?” said Shichiro, with a grin. “Well, guess what? That was a Flip-Effect, so your own card works against you!”
Edmund didn’t make much of a reaction as the red aura surrounded him.
“The irony would have surprised me more if I hadn’t expected it,” he said, sarcastically.
“And due to its effect,” continued Shichiro, “I get to draw one card.”
He made a draw, and then threw a card into his Disk.
“Now, I play this,” he said.
“Reinforcement of the Army in a Warrior Deck,” muttered Edmund, as the Spell Card appeared. “What will they think of next?”
Shichiro growled a little, as he took a card from his deck.
“You know, buddy…” he said. “You’re starting to get annoying!”
He played the card.
“I summon King’s Knight!”
In a flash of light, King’s Knight appeared. (1,600 ATK)
“Oh, what next?” asked Edmund, feigning excitement. “Wait… Could it be Jack’s Knight?”
Shichiro frowned again, as Jack’s Knight appeared. (1,900 ATK)
“Skelengel,” he ordered, “destroy Worm Apocalypse!”
The Fairy drew back its bow, and fired a shot. The Worm exploded in a burst of colored lights.
“Somehow,” said Ember, “a worm is the last thing you’d ever expect to explode.”
“Now, my King’s Knight is going after your other Monster!” shouted Shichiro.
King’s Knight lifted his sword. Another weird Monster appeared on the card. It was a humanoid, faceless creature that seemed to be made entirely out of pale gelatin.
“Ho boy…” said Ember.
King’s Knight struck it with its sword, and it burst into quivering chunks of jelly.
“You flipped my Worm Hope!” exclaimed Edmund. “So first, Flip-Flop activates!”
The beam of energy shot out of the card, striking Shichiro again.
“And due to Worm Hope’s effect, I get to draw one card…”
Edmund made a draw.
“However, since Worm Hope was also destroyed by your attack, I must also discard one card.”
He chose a card from his hand, and then discarded it.
Worms? thought Shichiro. I’ve fought some spineless opponents in my time, but this…
“I’m not done!” he shouted. “Queen’s Knight… Attack him directly!”
Queen’s Knight leapt at Edmund with her sword drawn…
“YA!” she shouted, slashing at him across the chest.
“Ergh…” muttered Edmund.
“Jack’s Knight, you’re up!” continued Shichiro.
Jack’s Knight leapt at Edmund…
“Not so fast!” shouted Edmund. “I activate Defense Draw!”
His other facedown card shot up.
“Now, your Knight’s attack is rendered useless, and I get to draw one card.”
The sword simply bounced off of him, and he made a draw.
Shichiro sighed.
“I end my turn,” he said.
(S: 7,000) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 5,400)
“I have to admit, Shichiro,” said Edmund, “dueling is a lot more exciting than fighting via spell battle…”
He drew a card.
“Of course, you can’t cast real spells, so if I had tried to take care of you that way, it wouldn’t have been very exciting at all. It would have been downright boring.
“I play Monster Reborn. I’ll use it to bring back the Monster I tossed with Worm Hope’s effect… A more powerful Worm…
“Worm Illidan!”
The glowing ankh appeared, and a huge, hulking, hideous creature rose onto the field. It was a muscular, blue-skinned thing, with pointy spires all over its hairless body, and inhuman, lidless eyes. Its most disturbing feature was its mouth, which had a vertical jaw, lipless, with pointed teeth. (2,000 ATK)
“Just how many of these Worms are there?” asked Shichiro.
“Twenty-six,” replied Edmund.
“Huh?” asked Shichiro.
“The Worm Empire is made up of a race that has twenty-six subspecies,” explained Edmund. “Each one has a name that starts with one of the letters of the English alphabet. So far you’ve seen A, H, and this is I.”
“I’m curious to see the X Worm,” said Ember.
“I’m sure not!” squeaked Mistle, who had been hiding below the window ever since Illidan had appeared.
“Of course,” said Edmund, “I don’t use all twenty-six of them in the same deck at once.
“Let’s continue, shall we? Illidan, wipe out Skelengel… There’s only room around here for one group of Flip-Effect Monsters…”
Worm Illadan roared, and three of its spires shot from its body, striking Skelengel and blowing it to pieces.
“ERGH!” groaned Shichiro, as a pain ripped through him.
He started gasping for breath.
That hurt… he thought.
He looked at the circle of flames.
I should have known… This barrier… Edmund’s mumbo jumbo… This isn’t any Disk-created hologram… This is real…
A Shadow Game…
Makes sense… He is a dark sorcerer… But I have to win, or I may lose far more than the Silver Hemisphere…
“Still my move,” continued Edmund, “so I’ll set a Monster…”
A reversed Monster appeared beside Worm Illidan.
“And each time I set a card, Illidan gains a Worm Counter.”
A small, orange lump appeared on Worm Illidan’s chest.
“And I end my turn.”
(S: 5,900) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 5,400)
Shichiro made a draw.
So what does it do with them? he thought.
“I move all three of my Knights to Defense Mode,” he said. “And that’s all for me.”
Queen’s Knight knelt and held up her shield. (1,600 DEF) King’s Knight did the same (1,500 DEF) and Jack’s Knight followed suit. (1,000 DEF)
“Then it’s my move,” replied Edmund, making a draw.
“First, I set a new Monster…”
Another set Monster appeared.
“That means Illidan gains another Worm Counter…”
Another lump appeared on Worm Illidan’s chest.
“And now that it has two, I can expend both of them to destroy one Monster.”
The two lumps burst into a cloud of foul spores, and covered Queen’s Knight. She screamed, before bursting into shards. Shichiro took a step back in shock.
“Next, I’ll Flip-Summon the Monster I set last turn,” continued Edmund. “Worm Dimikles.”
The card flipped, revealing a four-legged creature the size of a wolf, with a clear membrane for a skin, a serpent-like face with a toothy mouth, and six long, sharp tails. (1,700 ATK)
The Flip-Flop card glowed, and the burst of energy shot out of it, striking Shichiro.
“And due to its Flip-Effect, it gains 300 points to both its scores.”
(2,000 ATK)
Crud! thought Shichiro. One of these days, I’ve gotta find room for Nobleman of Crossout in this deck…
“Dimikles, destroy King’s Knight!” ordered Edmund.
The Worm’s six tails shot forward, impaling King’s Knight and blowing him to shards.
“Now, Illidan will finish up…”
Illidan roared again, and shot its spires at Jack’s Knight, and he exploded into pixels.
“So what now, Shichiro?” he asked.
“Watch me,” replied Shichiro.
(S: 5,400) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 5,400)
Then again, he thought, I’m not it the best situation… I’ve got no Monsters on the field, and he’s got two good ones…
I’m gonna need something really good if I want to get through this…
He made a draw.
Wow… Didn’t expect that much…
He quickly played a Spell Card.
“I activate Silent Doom,” he said. “Now, I can bring Queen’s Knight back to the field in Defense Mode…”
Queen’s Knight appeared, crouching in Defense. (1,600 DEF)
“Now, I sacrifice her…”
Queen’s Knight vanished, and a powerful aura of light appeared where she had been…
Music started to play over the field, of the type that typically heralded the coming of a cavalry. In a flourish of golden motes, a powerful man in decorated plate armor, with long, blonde hair, and a stately moustache, with a stern and noble expression on his face appeared, holding a longsword and a large shield. It was the commanding officer of the Warrior class of Duel Monsters, Freed the Matchless General. (2,300 ATK)
“Not bad…” muttered Edmund.
“All right, General,” said Shichiro. “Take out his Illidan!”
Freed nodded, and lunged at Worm Illidan, slicing it down the middle with his longsword. The Worm’s eyes bugged out, and then it exploded into a burst of disgusting mucus, some of which splattered on Freed’s armor.
“Eh, gross,” said Ember.
“I set two facedown cards,” said Shichiro, as two reversed cards appeared, “and I end my turn.”
(S: 5,400) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 5,100)
Edmund silently made a draw.
He waved his hand, and Worm Dimikles curled up in Defense Mode. (1,700 DEF)
“That’s all?” asked Shichiro.
Edmund glared at him.
“My move…” he continued, making a draw.
“Come on out, Axe Raider!” he shouted.
In another flourish of energy, the axe-wielding barbarian appeared. (1,700 ATK)
“Freed, destroy Worm Dimikles!”
The Matchless General made a slash with his blade, cleaving the soft membrane of the Worm in two.
Shichiro paused.
Once I attack that reversed Monster, he thought, its Flip-Effect is gonna activate… But letting him activate it himself may be worse…
“Axe Raider, attack!” he shouted. “Axe crash!”
Axe Raider swung his weapon, and the Monster on the card exploded in a burst of black tar.
“You activated the Flip-Effect of Worm Jeetrikups,” chuckled Edmund.
The Flip-Flop card glowed, and blasted the bolt of energy at Shichiro.
“And as a result,” continued Edmund, “since it was also destroyed, it is summoned back to the field in Defense Mode.”
The Monster appeared, looking much like a mass of hulking, black tar, with arms, legs, and a face. (0 DEF)
“Crud…” muttered Shichiro. “I have to end my turn…”
(S: 4,900) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 5,100)
Edmund chuckled as he made a draw.
“I’ll get rid of Jeetrikups…” he said.
Jeetrikups vanished.
“…to summon Worm Erokin!”
A much larger, much more hulking creature appeared, one that was heavy set, and covered with disgusting slime. It had the same vertically hinged mouth, and the same cold eyes. (2,400 ATK)
“It’s only going to get worse from here,” said Edmund. “I could simply take care of Freed with that, but I’d much rather play the Spell Card, Searing Light.”
Shichiro didn’t like the look of the Spell Card that appeared at all. It was a Quickplay that bore the image of a duelist facing a bizarre Monster that he couldn’t identify.
“I simply have to choose one Light Monster on the field,” continued Edmund, “and then remove one in my Graveyard from play that’s a lower Level.”
Worm Illidan fell out of his discard slot.
“Erokin is Level 6,” continued Edmund, “and Illidan is Level 5.
“Now, Erokin gains Attack Points equal to those of Illadan for one round.”
Worm Erokin roared in pure bloodlust… (4,400 ATK)
“Erokin,” ordered Edmund, “take care of his so-called Matchless General.”
Worm Erokin spewed a gout of foul slime at the General, and Freed groaned as his armor rotted and corroded. Fortunately, he shattered before anything else happened.
“No way…” muttered Jinx. “He beat Freed…”
Edmund chuckled softly as he slipped a card into his Disk, and a facedown card appeared behind Worm Erokin.
“It’s your move…” he said, as Erokin’s Attack Score fell back down to 2,400.
(S: 2,800) - - - - - - - - - - (E: 5,100)
“Light…” gasped Shichiro. “These things are… Light?”
“What did you expect them to be?” asked Edmund.
“I dunno…” muttered Shichiro. “They like slime so much, maybe Water? What are these Worms, anyway? Aliens of some sort?”
“Why, yes,” replied Edmund. “Alien beings created to do the bidding of a far greater power. And they are the perfect example of natural selection at work.
“See, the Worms were never very powerful as a race. But they not only survived, they built a vast empire, all due to one skill they were exceptional at – the art of the ambush. By basing their powers on sneak attacks and surprise, they managed to conquer whole planets.”
“And that’s why they like Flip-Effects so much?” asked Shichiro.
“You’d better believe it,” replied Edmund.
Shichiro made a draw, and looked at the three cards in his hand. Then he looked at the two on the field.
He placed a card on his Disk, and a set Monster appeared next to Axe Raider. Then Axe Raider knelt in Defense Mode. (1,150 DEF)
“Is that all?” asked Edmund, making a draw.
He looked at the card, which was My Body as a Shield.
“Worm Erokin, attack his facedown Monster!”
Erokin spewed its slime at the hidden Monster. It was revealed to be a muscular human, bare-chested and dressed only in a ragged pare of green trousers, his long hair tied in a ponytail. He held a short sword in his left hand and a spear in his right. He cringed as the slime hit him, and then shattered.
“Did my eyes deceive me,” asked Edmund, “or was that Kagemusha of the Blue Flame? That’s one of those Monsters who’ve gotten a cult status from being so useless. Why would you have such a Monster in your deck?”
“Watch your tongue,” replied Shichiro. “Perhaps Kagemusha is more useful than you may think.”
“Bah!” said Edmund.
He took the My Body as a Shield card.
“I’ll set this, and end my turn.”
The card appeared reversed, next to his other one.
“My move!” shouted Shichiro, making a draw.
He looked at the card, and his eyes perked up.
“Axe Raider, move to Attack Mode!” he ordered.
Axe Raider stood up.
“Now, I use my facedown cards,” he said. “First… Birthright!”
The facedown card lifted up, and Kagemusha appeared again. (800 ATK)
“Next,” he said, as the second facedown card lifted, “I activate The League of Uniform Nomenclature!”
Two twins of Kagemusha appeared next to the first. (800 ATK x3)
“You not only put a worthless Monster in your deck,” chuckled Edmund, “you put three copies of it in there? Maybe you aren’t as good as your reputation claims.”
“We’ll soon see,” said Shichiro. “I summon Junk Synchron!”
In a small burst of energy, Junk Synchron appeared in the last space on his Monster Zone. (1,300 ATK)
“Now, let’s show this worm a thing or two…”
Continued…