Jesus Christ, is every woman in this thread on their periods or something? Shut up! This is supposed to be a confession topic, not fucking Romper Room.
Speaking of confessions, here's one that's totally unrelated to TPM but since it's now ON TPM, I suppose it counts as a TPM confession:
Up until a few months ago, I didn't know what a papsmear was and I believed that it was in fact edible.