<Game> Stymied Sentences version 1 (approved by Lady Vulpix)

[Lady Vulpix]

Challenges here are indeed zestful and really delightful.

OK, I may have exaggerated a bit, but hey! You don't even have to rearrange the letters!

By the way, this isn't really my 20,000th post on TPM (many have been lost), but it's the post that makes the little number under my name become 20,000, and since Louis posted a visitor message on my profile to point it out, I might as well let him know I've noticed.

Next challenge: write a sentence of at least 20 words whose only subject is itself.

[Magmar]

By the way, this isn't really my 20,000th post on TPM (many have been lost), but it's the post that makes the little number under my name become 20,000, and since Louis posted a visitor message on my profile to point it out, I might as well let him know I've noticed.

Congrats, anyway! On that scale, it took me 10 years to get 5,000. I'll be 53 years old by the time I post that many times. (We'll see?) But anyways, back to the game.


1. Barry and a bard brand bad brandy by a drab bay. (That's 10, plus my own name.)

2. Help, lip pile, help the Hell Pill kill the kelp leek! (Imagine a kelp leek attacking somebody. After a failed attempt of putting cyanide down its throat, a pile of lips saves the day by putting the pill between its lips and kissing the kelp leek. Bravo, lips!)

(Sweet, I managed to save S and T for the end!)
3. Most moms go moo, so most zoo cows go fuss. (To amuse soccer mom children, of course!)

Five letters unused! UGH that was hard.

Okay, here's a little challenge. Write a 14-word sentence that contains only one vowel.