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    Arceus is shit. Not only does it put up a wall that blocks any future Legendaries from trumping it (It created the fucking UNIVERSE, according to the mythos.), it also fucks up one of my favorite Pokemon: Mew. MEW is the God of Pokemon - it can learn all possible attacks and take on all possible Pokemon forms. Yet suddenly this steroid-addled pimped-out Eevee comes along and Mew is dethroned as the creator.

    Also, Arceus looks fucking stupid. It bears no resemblance to ANY dietic figure I can think of. It's like some sort of warped horse that fell into a trash heap. It's proof of why religion and video games don't mix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blademaster View Post
    Arceus is shit. Not only does it put up a wall that blocks any future Legendaries from trumping it (It created the fucking UNIVERSE, according to the mythos.), it also fucks up one of my favorite Pokemon: Mew. MEW is the God of Pokemon - it can learn all possible attacks and take on all possible Pokemon forms. Yet suddenly this steroid-addled pimped-out Eevee comes along and Mew is dethroned as the creator.

    Also, Arceus looks fucking stupid. It bears no resemblance to ANY dietic figure I can think of. It's like some sort of warped horse that fell into a trash heap. It's proof of why religion and video games don't mix.
    Mew is still the god of Pokemon. Arceus, is the creator of Pokemon. I think I read somewhere that Arceus created mew and then the Mews evolved into the other Pokemon.

    a creator doesn't have to be a god.

    Some say he fits well as a signature, and he has a Pokemon team of six Cubones...all we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toucheiruka View Post
    Mew is still the god of Pokemon.
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    Arceus created mew
    I don't follow the making sense here. That STILL puts Arceus higher in the Pantheon than Mew. Mew can do and be ANYTHING. Arceus can't. How in the Hell does it work that Arceus is WEAKER than its offspring, if Mew even is such? (It better not be, BTW.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blademaster View Post
    I don't follow the making sense here. That STILL puts Arceus higher in the Pantheon than Mew. Mew can do and be ANYTHING. Arceus can't. How in the Hell does it work that Arceus is WEAKER than its offspring, if Mew even is such? (It better not be, BTW.)
    Arceus is flawed with the HP system, for a supposed "GOD" pokemon, he can take damage and faint, and since Mew can learn anything and depending on the plate that Arceus has on him, Arceus is as fucked as a 2 dollar whore on a busy day. if Arceus was a real god, he wouldn't have a HP bar, or even weaknesses, so to me, Arceus is nothing to me but a "false god".

    Some say he fits well as a signature, and he has a Pokemon team of six Cubones...all we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    Default Re: Arceus-coolest pokemon of the last generation?

    Quote Originally Posted by Blademaster View Post
    Arceus is shit. Not only does it put up a wall that blocks any future Legendaries from trumping it (It created the fucking UNIVERSE, according to the mythos.), it also fucks up one of my favorite Pokemon: Mew. MEW is the God of Pokemon - it can learn all possible attacks and take on all possible Pokemon forms. Yet suddenly this steroid-addled pimped-out Eevee comes along and Mew is dethroned as the creator.

    Also, Arceus looks fucking stupid. It bears no resemblance to ANY dietic figure I can think of. It's like some sort of warped horse that fell into a trash heap. It's proof of why religion and video games don't mix.
    AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! MEW RULES THE WORLD!!!! MWAHAHAHA

    I think Lucario is coolest when it comes to last gen

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