OK.
Now that I have my private gift list organimized, it's time to give stuff.
CHARLES LEGEND: How's the team of mythological Pokemon going? Good? Well then here's a new myth: my Remoraid(M), Blurp. He'll be a Kraken one day, so be nice to him or he'll fuck your ship up. 
CRYSTAL TEARS: Ice ice, baby. Have my Swinub(M), Squiglet. 
DARKESTLIGHT: I'm pretty sure black people smoke a lot of illegal stuff, so have a Paras(M), Gu Goomba. Rename him after that red ghetto Goomba if you want. Happy Kwanzaa. 
HOUNDOOM_LOVER: Your team has a circus theme going, right? What circus is complete without a bearded lady or an elephant? Here's both of those rolled into one Pokemon: NIDOQUEEN UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKAH! 
MELOVEGHOSTS: You're my rival, so I'm gonna be a dick and give you a Pokemon you probably don't want: Torkoal(M) that you might already have lololololololololololol. 
MEW MASTER: Rock polisher, I'm out of fossils to give you, but a weird-ass hard-shelled giant bug is kind of a fossil, right? Right. Wormadam, Trash Cloak. Redress her if you're so inclined, otherwise enjoy. 
MYSTIC_CLOWN: Last Pokemon I can give out right now, and it's a pretty nasty one. I just hope you don't already have one... Anyway, it's Dark Striker, my Weavile(M). Hope you like him, mate. 
LIST UPDATED.
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More stuff to come sometime during this week.