ASB Christmas Tree! [PORN INSIDE]

[Kurosakura]

CEB's still gone for 5 days. *grumble*

Anyway, his Pokemon team is complete, so I don't think he'll be doing any claiming. ^^;;

[Crystal Tears]

Alright well, CEB might not claim and VP has fallen off the map. I don't want to keep you two waiting for people who might never show up here.

Mike Mysterio and Darth CookieMonster, You can choose now, Merry Christmas. =)

[Mike Mysterio]

Thank you Crystal Tears, I'll take the Staryu.

[Darth CookieMonster]

GLAMEOW! I will name him Fear. I am going to reclor him if that is okay. Thank you Crystal Tears.

Also, I underdstand this is quite selfish for a newbie, but if anyone should get me something, could it be points? If you desire to get a pokemon, then could it be one of these?
Aron
Eevee
Croagunk
Torchic
Cranidos
Ralts
Zangoose
any of those will do. and i will make my attempts to gift you back. Merry Christmas ASB.

also Blade, Unbraced, and MM, once i finish a couple battles, you will get your egg hatchlings.

[Phoenixsong]

...Darkly. Do I have to shove these down your throat to get you to take one? :/

The second list of Pokémon in my sig (the one that doesn't start with "note to self"). Pick something from it, or at least tell me you don't want anything there because I have plans for whatever you don't take. Do it now or else. >|

MERRY FCKING CHRISTMAS YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD.

[DarkestLight]

I like it when you talk all authoritative

Anyway...let's see here.

Tenta looks kinda cool...Hell no to Plusle..Igglybuff dun exist to me...farfetch'd is bleh...hoot is moot..burmy ish lame...got a Squirt..cleffa would be coo, and Wooper is a heck naw

So...between Tenta and Cleffa. Cleffa needs more evo time, Tenta loses to Cleffa.

Cleffa. Thx!

[Phoenixsong]

Okay! With that out of the way, I think I'll be keeping Igglybuff, Farfetch'd and Wooper for myself. That leaves the following:

tentacool f, plusle f, sneasel f, hoothoot m, burmy m, squirtle m

for anyone who has not already received a gift from me. Blah blah, free pokemans, one per person, get them while they're hot, et cetera.

[Mew Master]

Eeeeeeeee SQUIRTLE!

[Darth CookieMonster]

Sneasel YEEEHAWWWWW

[Blademaster]

OK.

Now that I have my private gift list organimized, it's time to give stuff.


CHARLES LEGEND: How's the team of mythological Pokemon going? Good? Well then here's a new myth: my Remoraid(M), Blurp. He'll be a Kraken one day, so be nice to him or he'll fuck your ship up.

CRYSTAL TEARS: Ice ice, baby. Have my Swinub(M), Squiglet.

DARKESTLIGHT: I'm pretty sure black people smoke a lot of illegal stuff, so have a Paras(M), Gu Goomba. Rename him after that red ghetto Goomba if you want. Happy Kwanzaa.

HOUNDOOM_LOVER: Your team has a circus theme going, right? What circus is complete without a bearded lady or an elephant? Here's both of those rolled into one Pokemon: NIDOQUEEN UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKAH!

MELOVEGHOSTS: You're my rival, so I'm gonna be a dick and give you a Pokemon you probably don't want: Torkoal(M) that you might already have lololololololololololol.

MEW MASTER: Rock polisher, I'm out of fossils to give you, but a weird-ass hard-shelled giant bug is kind of a fossil, right? Right. Wormadam, Trash Cloak. Redress her if you're so inclined, otherwise enjoy.

MYSTIC_CLOWN: Last Pokemon I can give out right now, and it's a pretty nasty one. I just hope you don't already have one... Anyway, it's Dark Striker, my Weavile(M). Hope you like him, mate.


LIST UPDATED.

People to Shop For

Asilynne
chaos_redefined
Crazy Elf Boy
Drusilla
Heald
Kurosakura
Rossymore

More stuff to come sometime during this week.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Thanks for the offers Crystal Tears and Darth Cookie Monster, but you can keep your pokemon. My team is big enough as it is, thanks again though.

[Darth CookieMonster]

Thanks Crazy! Nice to see you back. Wait, your back right?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I am not back all the way yet Darth, still got 5 more days to go. I just found a computer with internet access at the library here so I thought I might as well reply to a few threads etc.

I also have some business here, to Crystal Tears I give 8 points for her reffing in the match against Darkly and Charles.

[Kurosakura]

Okay.. last batch of eggs.

Cleffa M
Krabby M
Mime Jr M
Pineco M
Sneasel F
Taillow M

People who need to claim before I throw a boot to their heads:

Glyph
MeLoVeGhOsTs
Mystic_clown

[Kyuuketsuki]

Giving Away:

Solrock
Togepi
Ponyta

No one picks anything until Kurosakura does, cause she's been great to me when I first joined. Everyone else, I promise I'll give everyone who helped me something when I have enough stuff and points, maybe next year?

EDIT: Forgot to say, they're all pending approaval.

[Charles Legend]

CHARLES LEGEND: How's the team of mythological Pokemon going? Good? Well then here's a new myth: my Remoraid(M), Blurp. He'll be a Kraken one day, so be nice to him or he'll fuck your ship up.

LOL XD obliviously you have not seen my arena lately, of course you might be taking about my space ship. anyways thanks Blade for Blurp I think I'll keep it's name as is well until he evolves. and yes it is.

~Charles Legend

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I'm going to have to say no to these gifts, since I just gave away a lot of pokemon myself and I'm not sure what I want for my team now. It's getting pretty centralized, so I'm still thinking of a system that makes everything work for me.

So, Blade and Kuro sorry to decline your gifts.

[Kurosakura]

Awww, thanks Kyuu! I'll take the Solrock. :3

And since MLG doesn't wanna pick... Glyph and Mystic Clown need to pick before I go nuts.

Cleffa M
Krabby M
Mime Jr M
Pineco M
Sneasel F
Taillow M
Phanpy M

[Mew Master]

Thanks for teh Squirtle Phoenix.

And Blade... Dunno what I can do wit her, but I'll try her out. Should be fun. Thanks.

[Darth CookieMonster]

Kyuu, may I have the Togepi? And Kuro can I pick once everyone else is done?

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

DCM, it's not polite to ask for gifts. It's just not the way it works.

[Mew Master]

DCM, it's not polite to ask for gifts. It's just not the way it works.

Well it does...but you get Blackcoal instead from Delibird.

[Darth CookieMonster]

*shuhns self* i am sorry oh modly one. i have noticed i have been out of line. my apologies.

[Blademaster]

OK, so I have a Torkoal back. MLG, you can have 2 points instead.

DARKESTLIGHT. Ungrateful dick that you are, I heard you hated my Paras. So screw you, you don't get a Paras. You get this Torkoal instead. Merry Fuckyoumas.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Didn't expect that, but thanks. Honestly appreciated.

[Kurosakura]

DCM, you can choose now, if you want. owo;

[DarkestLight]

Well now. Just as good a time as any.

Blade

1) Yeah I want to assassinate all Paras's in the world. I do. I really don't like them. They could prolly be awesome, but I hate Paras. Almost as bad as Igglybuff. But that's not why I was going to tell you I was going to decline the gift.

I'm reaching a critical mass currently, and I need to make sure I can actually work with the ones I got. Its not the simplest thing in the world now. I feel bad for declining your gift man, you actually tried to get me something, and that's real nice of you. Same to you DCM. I really don't have room for an Exeggcute right now. Maybe later.

I'm not sure if you got one in the Tree already, I'll check again, but once it's approved, you can has this Onix. I dun really like Onix, so I gives to you.

Now..

Tree doesn't close til the third right.....ok. Gives me time to buy a few more things...

[Houndoom_Lover]

A :0! NIDOQUEEN!!!!!!!!!! HOly shit Batman!!! I'm gunna rape faces--does she have a name :3

[Darth CookieMonster]

No its okay Kuro. Merry Christmas!

[Blademaster]

Darkly: So are you taking the Torkoal or not?

Houndy: Her name WAS Reznor, but now that I have an actual rhino Pokemon... Yeah, rename her as you please, if you please.

[Blademaster]

Fuck year Onix.

brb raping everyone with a 30-foot jagged stone pen0r

[DarkestLight]

Blade: Nu. No Torkoal. I haz one already. Reminds me, I should update the Seeker right now.....

[Kurosakura]

Nah, DCM, I insist. And since Glyph and Mystic_clown aren't claiming at the moment, my Pokemon are up for grabs for whoever want them that haven't claimed anything from me yet. Here's the list if people are too lazy to scroll up.

Cleffa M Dragonis
Krabby M
Mime Jr M
Pineco M
Sneasel F
Taillow M
Phanpy M Darth CookieMonster

[Darth CookieMonster]

Ah, well only if you insist. Phanpy M. Thanks.

[Dragonis]

Hey, Kuro, would it be alright if I took Cleffa from you?

Also, I have a male Numel (pending approval) that I would like to gave to anyone that wants him.

[Kurosakura]

DCM: I insist.
Dragonis: He's all yours.

[Blademaster]

OK, Darkly, then have 2 points instead.

Also, someone still on my list: Torkoal. Male. Grab it if you want it.

[Metallixs Girl]

Yay, I can finally give gifts now! Not many I'm afraid but this is all I can do. ^^

Knight of Time
Kurosakura
MeLoVeGhOsTs

Y'all each get one point from me! I probably won't get to everyone I wanted to but maybe at the next tree!

[Kurosakura]

Aww, thanks Monica! I really appreciate it. :3

[Metallixs Girl]

You're welcome Annie!