Quote Originally Posted by Mew Master View Post
Ribbon: Eternity Ribbon: The cycle of years and seasons is an eternal cycle that may change but will never be broken. This Ribbon is in the shape of a figure 8, with the laces curling back and connecting under a sparking topaz jewel.
Excuse me, but fuck you grandly good sir. I make the Ribbons and I can assure you that your fruity pseudophilosophical gobbledygook holds no place in my spriteshop, so kindly stick to marking Appeals and leave the ceremonial bravado to me.