<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ask what I can do for that poor creature, but if it's something like losing my own life, I'd have to refuse.

What would you do if you had six arms?

[Fett One]

Go out for pizza with them and then get their autographs. Afterwards, get them to fight each other to see which group is the better fighters.

What would you do if you the woman/man you have a crush on ends up dating your best friend?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Congratulate my best friend, hide my anger.

What would you do if you found yourself inside Knight of Time's Super Mario World hack?

[Knight of Time]

I'd thank her for all she did, but I'd politely decline the proposal, telling her I have no dating experience yet, and that a proposal now would be much too early for me.

What would you do if you were watching a game show and saw that someone appeared that looked a lot like you, but wasn't you?

[Blademaster]

I think the only memory card I have is for my Gamecube games... I probably wouldn't even notice for awhile.

What would you do if your favorite childhood video game was remade with modern graphics, music, controls, etc., with nothing else changed in any way?

[Knight of Time]

See if I could play through it as well as its original form.

What would you do if you had your own gold mine and a Daffy Duck costume your size?

[Knight of Time]

I'd see if I could clone the first cat I had years ago, so that our new cat would have a new friend.

What would you do if all the famous groundhogs saw their shadows (this year, they didn't see their shadows) and instead of predicting six more weeks of winter, predicted that it'd be winter for the rest of the year?

[Knight of Time]

It depends on how much trouble he or she was getting into...if it was just a little, I'd get someone to take him or her to a councilor to see if they can straighten up that person a bit, if the person was getting into plenty of trouble, I'd hate to do it, but I'd break the friendship, as it makes no sense at all for me to be a friend to someone who gets in a lot of trouble, after all, if they have problems, those problems aren't mine.

What would you do if one day you met someone that turned out to be a former TPMer (e.g. someone who hasn't been on here for years)?

[Knight of Time]

I'd track the person and tell him that the bills are for me, plain and simple.

What would you do if you saw someone in a Bugs Bunny costume being chased by someone in an Elmer Fudd costume, complete with the gun?

[Knight of Time]

I'd block your exit and make sure you can't escape without putting everything back. But I am pretty sure you wouldn't dare do that, would you Mikachu?

What would you do if you went to a zoo and saw a group of monkeys chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles from it?

[Knight of Time]

Well, since I'm Canadian, presuming he was coming on a visit to Canada, I'd give him a welcome to Canada...can't really think of anything else to fill this sentence, though.

What would you do if you (or you and your family, if you don't live alone) went away from your house for a week, and came back to find it full of various buttons for doing things (much like in the Daffy Duck cartoon Design For Leaving), thanks to a not-so-bright salesman?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd ask Daffy Duck back to my house and have some fun with the buttons. Just watched the cartoon in question on Youtube. It was funny.

What would you do if you owned a cleaning robot?

[Blademaster]

Have it clean for me. This place is filthy.

What would you do if you had a completely ridiculous yet absolutely uncureable addiction?

[Shadow Wolf]

It depends on the kind of addiction, If it doesn't bother anyone (like addiction to videogames), then I wouldn't do anything except limit hour use. If it can harm others, then I'll ask for help.

What would you do if you had a neighbor who, like you, is a fan of games; however, he is like your tail: follows you everywhere and enters your house without even knowing you or your family well?

[Knight of Time]

I'll decline the offer, being as that sounds like a double-edged sword to me.

What would you do if you found a comic of a familiar character from the funny papers (e.g. Garfield, The Born Loser, Beetle Bailey, For Better Or For Worse, etc.), but found out the comic was renamed to reflect the absence of the titular character (e.g. Garfield Minus Garfield)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Read it and see how Garfield works out without Garfield.

What would you do if you met Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid series?

[Blademaster]

Ask him to introduce me to Otacon, then become his friend and start doing something with my life.

What would you do if your need for food and water was replaced by a need to post on different websites on the Internet?

[Knight of Time]

Smile...if it makes me even better at math than I already am, it's a blessing to be proud of.

What would you do if a marathon of your favourite show was on all day tomorrow (Saturday for me)?

[Blademaster]

Learn how to juggle.

What would you do if you owned a Medigun?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use it only when necessary (e.g. if someone I know, or someone I take notice of, is in need of healing).

What would you do if you found yourself face-to-face with the 1987 and 2003 versions of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (8 in total)?

[Blademaster]

Make it glitchy as Hell to annoy him.

What would you do if you were a pirate?

[Fett One]

Capture luxury liners and use them to make a fortune.

What would you do if you finally managed to capture your favorite pokemon after years of trying, only to have it refuse to obey you?

[Fett One]

Use my fame to become rich by performing on tv shows and movies and in concerts.

What would you do if you became afraid of most things?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Consult a psychiatrist.

What would you do if you saw an angel?

[Fett One]

Keep my distance and hope he doesn't notice me.

What would you do if you were turned into a goldfish?

[Fett One]

Try to undergo surgery to have it removed. If it can't be removed then spend the remainder of my life having fun.

What would you do if you couldn't stop sneezing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become a laughing stock.

What would you do if you were offered a videogame rater's job?

[Fett One]

Keep it in a cage when I have company over so they don't get scared. The rest of the time, it will be free to roam around the house assuming it doesn't make a mess.

What would you do if you were kidnapped by a super villain?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Somehow try some small talk with the villain, but then, when he's off guard, run away. Or I'd just make a phone call to a local superhero and watch them battle when he gets there.

What would you do if another sun appeared in the sky?

[Fett One]

Hope it doesn't turn into Skynet.

What would you do if you learned how to beat a rubix cube in less than 5 seconds?

[Knight of Time]

I'd get the necessary badge(s) required to gain control of it, then I'd sic it on Blademaster just to give him something to annoy him instead of me...thanks Mikachu... >_>

What would you do if you saw Blademaster was on another Pokemon forum, yet it was someone else named Blademaster, and not the same guy here?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Post a Visitor Message to him and point out that we have another guy with the same name here, yet surely way more awesome.

What would you do if you could turn Super Saiyan?

[Blademaster]

Become a hero with a bad attitude, kinda like Vegeta.

What would you do if you were a famous musician?

[Blademaster]

Ask him/her/it what the afterlife is like.

What would you do if you met a DEVIL? Not THE Devil, Satan/Lucifer/Beelzebub or whatever. Just the opposite of an angel.

[Knight of Time]

Look for the biggest fishbowl I can find somehow, and hope someone will take very good care of me until I can hopefully become my human self again, even if it ages me several years.

What would you do if you had some sort of bad misfortune on something, and Nelson Muntz materialized out of your TV, snuck up behind you, and said his famous catchphrase (aka "ha ha")?

[Blademaster]

Elbow his fucked-up teeth in. I'm not scared of a nine year-old.

What would you do if you had a brain slug?

[Knight of Time]

Hoo boy, that's a tough one...I'd think about it for a while, possibly asking how many games I'd have to rate, among other questions.

What would you do if you got an unremovable electric ankle bracelet placed on your ankle that would shock you with 100,000 volts of electricity if you were to curse (like what happened to Cartman in the South Park movie, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, but I suppose it'd be stronger since this much electricity would be fatal to anyone who dared to swear)?

[Blademaster]

Keep right on fucking cursing. My spirit is stronger than shock therapy.

What would you do if you had a pet weasel?

[Blademaster]

Not notice, most likely. I'm an indoor person.

What would you do if that IBM supercomputer on Jeopardy! became self-aware and linked itself to the Internet?

[Knight of Time]

I'd see if I'd be able to make a YouTube video out of the feat, just incase it's eligible for being a world record for solving a Rubix's Cube.

What would you do if you met a person who was half army veteran and half personal trainer (all that tough love, no-nonsense stuff), and he wanted to whip you into shape to be ready for a major event in just three weeks?