<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Knight of Time]

What Would You Do If...?

Version 4

Mod Approved by The_Missing_Link

This game is simple. As the title suggests, this game is about asking others about what they would do if something was to happen in their lives (good things should outweigh the bad things). Here's an example of how the game is played:

Player A: What would you do if you won a million dollars?

Player B: I would buy the most expensive car I could afford.
What would you do if you heard your best friend was getting married?

Player C: I'd congratulate him/her, and wish them years of happiness.

So as you all may see, when you answer someone's "What would you do if...?" question, you make up one for the next person to answer. But like with some other games in GGG, you have to wait until at least two people have posted after you, and you can post a maximum of five times per day.

Okay, let's begin!

What would you do if you had to go shopping at a grocery store for some groceries, and the store was all out of shopping carts?

[Blademaster]

Use a basket. I can shop light if I have to.

What would you do if your neighbors were noisy 24/7, yet nobody else could hear them except for you?

[Fett One]

Ignore them, which is what my family has been doing with our current neighbors for the past year.

What would you do if you gained elastic powers?

[Knight of Time]

Hope that they would help me to fend off some possibilities for physical injuries, then warn a certain person here I'd use the elasticity of my hands to slap him silly if he didn't learn to be a more pleasant person, instead of being what I think is my biggest rival on here.

What would you do if you were trapped inside a giant hand-less clock and had to use your hands to tell the time instead?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make it 7 o' clock because I like mornings.

What would you do if you were turn into a Pokemon and had to choose your moveset?

[Blademaster]

Be a Ditto, Transform into a mecha, and then go and do this to KoT's house.

What would you do if you owned a car that folded into a suitcase, like on The Jetsons?

[Knight of Time]

Drive over to Blademaster's house, tie him up, throw him in the car, and let it fold into a suitcase so that it traps him inside.

What would you do if you needed money desperately for something, and there wasn't any source of money for miles?

[Fett One]

Try to stall for a few days so I can go somewhere that has money.

What would you do if you had to really on a robot for protection?

[Oslo]

I would remodel the robot to make it as pretty as possible. I mean, if it's going to be hanging around me all day protecting me from shit, it might as well be worth looking at...

What would you do if your refrigerator got possessed by a Rotom?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd blow up the refrigerator and catch the Rotom. Now where would I get a PokeBall...?

What would you do if you could run faster than Usain Bolt?

[Blademaster]

Curse God for giving me a broken right knee. The ligaments or tendons or some shit seize up and send me falling on my face if I try to run.

What would you do if your stairs were replaced by escalators?

[Knight of Time]

Adapt, what else? It'd be kinda futuristic, like if the Jetsons were real.

What would you do if you met Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, complete with their loveable temper and sense of humour, respectively?

[Oslo]

I would run home to double-check that might garbage disposal hadn't just been transformed into a wisecracking pelican-like creature as well.

What would you do if some delicious pies were mistaken delivered to your address?

[Fett One]

Toss them out since I don't eat pie.

What would you do if you had to switch to wind power for your house?

[Blademaster]

Plug my fan into a power strip, then plug the power strip into itself. INFINITE ENERGY!

What would you do if you had a know-it-all roommate who never shut up?

[Oslo]

I have a know-it-all roommate who never shuts up. She'll often just overhear conversations from rooms away and will enter the room if only to feed her pedantic impulses. I just try not to kill her.

What would you do if a sad little kitty followed you home?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and cheer the cat up, then find out who it belongs to. If I couldn't figure out the owner(s), or if it was a stray, I'd take it in the home and try and help get it nursed back to health.

What would you do if you were given a free pass to tour a chocolate factory?

[Blademaster]

Sell it to a kid. Chocolate makes my teeth hurt.

What would you do if you were shrunk down to the size of a Barbie doll permanently?

[Fett One]

Find high ground so I don't have to worry about getting stepped on.

What would you do if for the rest of your life you would wake up and not remember anything that has happened after 10/10/10?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Every morning, I'd ask someone for new events and write them down.

What would you do if you encountered a zombie?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and destroy it if I could, if not, or if it was a friend, I'd lure them toward something that might turn them to normal.

What would you do if Halloween had no curfew for the trick-or-treaters at your house?

[Fett One]

Not a problem since very few trick-or-treaters ever show up at my house.

What would you do if you discovered what the one true religion is?

[Blademaster]

Not tell anybody. Who would believe me?

What would you do if you discovered the secret to perpetual energy?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Use it to replace nuclear power, peat power, oil, everything. And also to milk some money.

What would you do if you had a Miltank that wouldn't give you milk?

[Fett One]

Use it to battle other pokemon and my enemies.

What would you do if you were trapped in a time loop and had to live the same day over and over again?

[Blademaster]

Not be aware of it, since memories are part of the 3-dimensional human construct and thus are superseded by the laws of 4-dimensional spacetime. Seriously, as you read these words, time could freeze for a trillion eons and then unfreeze again, and you wouldn't even realize it. Scary, huh?

What would you do if you had a fruit basket for an arm?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Use it to pick up apples. Hand....hand...handy...hand-dy.

What would you do if Blademaster was your teacher?

[Fett One]

Transfer to another class.

What would you do if you were forced to move to the bad part of your town?

[Blademaster]

Accommodate.

What would you do if someone dropped a lottery ticket, you picked it up, and it turned out to be the grand prize winning ticket?

[FieryFlareon]

I would keep it and get the prize.

What would you do if scientists found a way to bring back dinosuars?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Regardless of the danger, I'd probably still want to go to see those dinosaurs. I'm not sane enough to willingly avoid them. Also, taming one would be good, although I have no idea how I would do that.

What would you do if you had The One Ring To Rule Them All, The One Ring To Find Them?

[Fett One]

Use it to rule with an iron fist.

What would you do if you were forced to get married at gun point?

[Blademaster]

Go along with it until I had a clear shot at the gunman, then tackle him and get a divorce at gunpoint. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

What would you do if all the trees around your house turned into chocolate?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Have my hungry neighbours eat them and then plant new ones hoping they wouldn't turn into chocolate. Somehow, I can't imagine a Finnish courtyard in this area without trees.

What would you do if Digimon were real?

[Fett One]

Acquire a digimon and use it to fight crime.

What would you do if blademaster and knight of time suddenly became best friends?

[Blademaster]

Be a bit happier not to have some Canuck motherfucker on my back like an angry monkey in a green hat and tunic all the time.

What would you do if nobody ever spelled your name correctly?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably have to tell them the correct spelling, every single time, even if it meant often wearing a shirt or name tag showing the correct spelling.

What would you do if you ordered something online and it ended up taking an unintentional detour somewhere else in the world before finally arriving in your mailbox much later than expected?

[Fett One]

Nothing just like the last time it happened to me.

What would you do if you lost the ability to understand all known spoken and written forms of communication?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

You forgot sign language. But for the record, I don't know it already.

What would you do if an annoying kid in your neigbour grew wings and showed them off?

[Blademaster]

Tell him he should fly as high as he can and make faces at people in an airplane. One less problem in my life.

What would you do if Scooby Doo and the gang were real?