0700 - Wake up
0800 - Have done my morning rituals (shit, shower, shave, check TPM and Facebook, open a can of beer)
0830 - Get in my car and drive to work in dire traffic
0900 - Arrive in traffic pumped for the day by virtue of my mix CD that is filled with pumping beats (Prodigy, Pendulum, Limp Bizkit)
0905 - Make myself a coffee and begin my day of calling people up and demanding money
1200 - Finished my workload for the day, sit on my thumb
1330 - Go to lunch, demolish a footlong BMT subway; sadly this doesn't satisfy me. Buy a birthday present for my friend
1400 - Get back to work. Spend the afternoon surfing the Internet in the filing room whilst occasionally doing some paperwork, make some phonecalls and yell at the clerk about my pay
1700 - Get changed and leave work. Head to Games Workshop.
1730 - Arrive at Games Workshop. Play a game against some kid.
1945 - Win game by the skin of my teeth.
2015 - Arrive at friend's new flat, say happy birthday and share some beers
2115 - Go home, stopping by store on way home for beer and pizza
2145 - Eat pizza, drink beer
2215 - Document day on TPM
???? - Pass out whilst playing Just Cause 2