<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Fett One]

Get their autographs and then leave before I get caught up in one of their crazy adventures.

What would you do if you suddenly became very bad at your favorite sport with no hope of ever getting good at it again?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Fett One, I'm already bad at any sport including running, Ice Hockey, Skiing and Football. Heck, I don't even know how to skate. So nothing new to me.

What would you do if you suddenly became extremely gifted at any sport with all your physical disadvantages removed?

[Knight of Time]

Ask them what their most challenging mystery was to solve, just out of sheer curiousity.

What would you do if someone put you in a TV cartoon without your permission, but had someone else providing "your" voice instead of you?

[Blademaster]

Sue the fuck out of them for character defamation.

What would you do if you had a single battery that recharged everytime you used it?

[Fett One]

Don't let anyone know about it so I can have it all to myself.

What would you do if mummies, werewolves, and vampires were real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Watch the world shiver in terror.

What would you do if Sweden became the ultimate world power?

[Blademaster]

Blame Sweden for everything wrong with the world the same way other countries blame the States now.

What would you do if World War III broke out?

[Knight of Time]

Try and do whatever part I can to make sure it ends quickly with as few casualties as possible.

What would you do if you wanted a rematch with some person who defeated you in a battle (in the games, not here), and had an Effort Ribbon for every single Pokemon in their party at the time?

[Fett One]

Bug the person until they agree to a rematch.

What would you do if you had the power to bring the dead back to life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

See if it could lead to some interesting situations. I recall having been asked something like this earlier already though.

What would you do if your communication was limited to three English words?

[Knight of Time]

Find the best way to make the most of it, I guess.

What would you do if you had a nightmare that you were struggling to wake up from?

[Blademaster]

Probably sleep through it. Nightmares don't faze me too much these days.

What would you do if you died, then came back to life one year later?

[Fett One]

Rub it in everyone's face that I got a second chance at life and that they won't.

What would you do if you became allergic to oxygen?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Find another material I can breath. I believe aliens breath those things in planets with no oxygen.

What would you do if somebody created a TPM account with a name Knight of Time 2?

[Knight of Time]

Ask Lady Vulpix to ban the imposter, what else? On TPM, there can only be one Knight of Time...me.

What would you do if you were trading Pokemon with someone over Wi-Fi, and you were forced to disconnect on them (e.g. if it was either someone you knew, or someone who had plenty of time on their hands)?

[Blademaster]

Disconnect. They'll understand, and the trade will be completed later.

What would you do if you had a son?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Raise him to be a good Mikachu Yukitatsu junior. Including TPM membership, obsession to Final Fantasy and Pokemon, too.

What would you do if you found The Millenium Puzzle?

[Fett One]

Use it to gain power.

What would you do if you developed an untreatable condition that causes you to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes.

[Blademaster]

Invest in diapers, most likely.

What would you do if you could turn invisible at will, but only for ten seconds at a time?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Move fast from cover to another. The only way I could win hide-and-seek. If you can call it winning.

What would you do if every word you said shortened your lifespan by a second?

[Fett One]

Stop talking and just write everything on a note pad.

What would you do if you had two relatives that needed a new kidney and you were the only possible donor?

[Blademaster]

People have survived with only half a kidney. I'd step in to try and help them.

What would you do if you were raped?

[Knight of Time]

Call the police, and try and lead them to the person who did this act to me.

What would you do if trick-or-treaters avoided coming to your house on Halloween for years?

[Fett One]

Stop buying candy and go out and do something for the evening.

What would you do if you lost all of you money and your home?

[Blademaster]

I have no money. I'd just move in with my grandma for awhile, I guess.

What would you do if acid rain fell in your hometown instead of actual rain?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find the best scientist(s) in the town that could come up with a way to neutralize the acid rain before it does any real damage.

What would you do if some people dressed as all your favourite cartoon characters and/or video game characters came trick-or-treating at your house one day late?

[Fett One]

Take a picture and give them some candy

What would you do if you got to meet your hero but upon meeting him/her you discover that he/she is actually a fraud?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd put Super Mario in front of King Koopa and see what he can do without Mario Hammers, Wing Cap, Fireballs and stuff. A familiar sight.

What would you do if you could steal Unown Awards from people?

[Blademaster]

Not steal them. They're useless.

What would you do if you had wings yet they weren't strong enough for you to fly with?

[Knight of Time]

Use them exclusively in the summer if I could, to cool myself down if I got too warm.

What would you do if you were transported to a world where all its inhabitants were much smaller than you, like a real-life version of Gulliver's Travels?

[Fett One]

Become their new ruler.

What would you do if you got a boy/girlfriend that refuses to let you post on TPM?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A veeeerrry difficult choice. So I'd have to choose between a girlfriend and TPM. I guess I'd ask the girl why she doesn't let me post and if she can talk me into it, I'd perhaps stop posting. I can do nothing when it comes to girls, I have never had a real girlfriend. Then there's this possibility, I could try to talk over the girl into joining TPM herself!

What would you do if TPM got so active you'd have to use 24 hours a day to read everything you are interested in?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably not go to TPM as much, as such a big jump in activity might be a little too much for me to handle.

What would you do if you met in person someone of the opposite gender that somehow seemed very familiar to you, and also had a personality that made it really hard for you to forget about him or her?

[Blademaster]

Play video games with them. Finally, a worthy opponent!

What would you do if all the food in your house was suddenly canned, and your can opener broke?

[Fett One]

Go out and buy a new can opener. Otherwise, I would order out.

What would you do if your friends kicked you out of the club that you created?

[Knight of Time]

Well, I'd really hate to do this in such a situation, but I'd force the club to be broken up, as without me, the club would be nothing.

What would you do if your friends all started to vanish from your life, one after the other?

[Blademaster]

Commit suicide. What's the point in living if you have nobody to live with?

What would you do if I was your philosophy teacher?

[Fett One]

Tell you I that everything so I can get the easy A.

What would you do if you had a romantic dream involving your best friend?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Watch it closely to the end, memorize it and then tell about it for good laughs. I gladly take risks.

What would you do if I appeared in your front yard throwing snowballs at your windows?

[Blademaster]

Pummel you with snowballs. I love a good snow-brawl fight!

What would you do if you had a piano?