<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Fett One]

Re-gift it to somebody else so it would no longer be my problem

What would you do if you found a dragon egg?

[Knight of Time]

Do everything I can to make sure it is friendly and very helpful when (and if) it does hatch.

What would you do if you had a case of thinker's block at the "worst" possible time?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ask Jeeves! No, not really. Just improvise somehow.

What would you do if you made a 1,500-page manga series and then realized someone had stolen your entire work and already taken the full profit of that?

[Bear]

I would find out where they lived and headbutt them in the face.

What would you do if you got offered your dream job, but it was located in another country?

[Knight of Time]

I'd hope to find a better alternative. I'm much more for wanting to work somewhere close to me, not somewhere that's too far away.

What would you do if you came across a kind of ice that couldn't be melted (e.g. Nevermeltice in real life), and found it was in your driveway?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Break the ice into smaller pieces and then throw them around.

What would you do if, around the world, all written English was somehow replaced by Chinese, written Chinese by French, French by Japanese, Japanese by Spanish, Spanish by Hindi, Hindi by German, German by Swedish, Swedish by Finnish, Finnish by Arabic, Arabic by Korean and finally, Korean by English?

[Bear]

Move to Korea.

What would you do if you discovered the indisputable cure for cancer, but revealing it meant sacrificing your life?

[Knight of Time]

I'd save it until I was elderly, then I'd reveal it in my final days so that the cure would be possibly in use (or better yet, if a cure for all kinds of cancers was found much earlier).

What would you do if the next 9 people to join TPM were all 9 year olds wanting to learn about Pokemon from one of us older regulars here?

[Fett One]

Let somebody else teach them.

What would you do if your best friend accidentally burned down your home?

[Bear]

Forgive him because I know my best friend wouldn't burn down my home without a good reason. Maybe I had ghosts or something.

What would you do if pokemon were real?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

BITCH YOU ROCK CATCH 'EM ALL GET YOUR WAY!

What would you do if Dawn (the Pokemon trainer) was real?

[Bear]

Take her out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER BACK!

What would you do if your entire race was relegated to reservations by every government on the planet (including your own)?

[Fett One]

Bear, you are suppose to wait for 2 people to post before you can post again.


Be furious at first and then try to make the best of it.

What would you do if you were trapped on a deserted island with your arch enemy and there was no hope of ever getting off the island?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try to defeat my arch-enemy for good, then as much as I'd hate to do it, I'd use his dead body for a canoe to get me back on my way home.

What would you do if you received an easel and a magical paintbrush that could make things you painted come to life, but only if everything was used for a good purpose?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Draw and see what I can do to make the world a better place, for a change.

What would you do if you received an easel and a magical paintbrush that could make things you painted come to life, but only if everything was used for a BAD purpose?

[Fett One]

Use it to take out my enemies and to make myself rich and powerful.

What would you do if you had a way to clone dinosaurs?

[Knight of Time]

I'd use it to clone one of the flying dinosaurs so that I'd have a fast way of transportation.

What would you do if you went bald, and the only way to regain your hair was through the Hair Club infomercial?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd care no less about my lost hair and blow up the whole TV station. Can't stand that king of programs!

What would you do if you lived in South Park?

[Fett One]

Move to another town/city as fast as possible before somebody does something really stupid that ends with me either hurt or dead.

What would you do if you got to meet your favorite voice actor?

[Knight of Time]

Ask him/her for an autograph, probably.

What would you do if you went away from home for a while, came back, and found that the stuff on the floor was moved to the ceiling, and the stuff on the ceiling was moved to the floor (kinda like near the end of the Looney Tunes cartoon Mouse Wreckers)?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First off, I'd take lots of pictures of that mess. Then there would be lots of cleaning up, given that I actually could clean it up.

What would you do if you had a real working lightsaber?

[Blademaster]

Sell it for enough money to buy a REAL sword. Like a claymore. I'd have enough leftover cash to be set for life, probably.

What would you do if you found out you're not the original 'you,' but a copy and the real deal has been dead for a long time?

[Fett One]

Be shocked and then continue to live my life as I have been.

What would you do if you were having a nightmare that you could never wake up from?

[Knight of Time]

Hope someone notices, and repeatedly slaps me until I hopefully wake up. I'd rather survive with some face pain than to possibly die in my sleep from a nightmare (in part, I'm making a reference to one of the segments of a 1000 Ways To Die episode, a segment called Frightmare...scary stuff here).

What would you do if someone built a toxic waste plant near your house?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Sing an address to remove the plant to Siberia...where it causes even more additional damage to environment... oh shit. I'm becoming evil.

What would you do if you had to eat only bread with butter the rest of your life?

[Fett One]

Buy different types of bread so I wouldn't get sick of bread right away.


What would you do if you spent years writing a novel but couldn't figure out an ending for it?

[Knight of Time]

I'd go over the chapters one by one until I could piece enough information from each to hopefully make the ending.

What would you do if a random season was skipped every year, making for four months of only three of the four seasons each year?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Enjoy the confusion among other people who don't know what the heck happened to the seasons?

What would you do if your local bank was robbed during the night and Ash Ketchum's cap was reported to have been found in the crime scene?

[Fett One]

Assume it's a coincidence until more evidence can be found to prove it is Ash. If it is him, then I would want his trainers license to be taken way upon being arrested and have his pokemon given to somebody more deserving.

What would you do if you lost your job because you did the right thing instead of the wrong thing like your boss wanted?

[Knight of Time]

Assume the job was rigged and go to the highest court I could find in my province and sue the boss who shouldn't have fired me.

What would you do if your entire driveway was covered in snow tonight, and you had to leave early for work tomorrow morning?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Leave even more early and walk.

What would you do if every time you called somebody, his or her cellphone got broken?

[Fett One]

Depending on the person, I would either stop calling him/her or call him/her all of the time so that him/her would constantly have to keep buying a new phone.

What would you do if your best friend didn't invite you to his/her birthday party?

[Knight of Time]

Ask them why, then continue with my day.

What would you do if you were at the beach, and all the sand, starting from the sand closest to the water, began to slowly turn into quicksand?

[Cirrus]

I would run like a complete psychopath back home.

What would you do if Barack Obama called your house and asked you if you had a spare cup of sugar?

[StevieDeEevee]

Run to the sidewalks before it caught up to me

What would would you do if somebody was singing terribly and it pierced you ears really badly?

[Fett One]

Get ear plugs.


What would would you do if you developed x-ray vision?

[TryingTyrants]

I would use it to look through walls, and figure out if i want to enter that room or not, depending on what's inside.

What would you do if you were warned to die in seven days?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Find the well, hoping it all ends up better than in the movie Ringu.

What would you do if one morning, you found yourself in Good Egg Galaxy?

[Fett One]

Hope to meet Mario and get his autograph.

What would you do if someone offered you an Iron Man armor that actually works?

[Knight of Time]

Hope they would be able to modify it so that it would work well with a sword and shield, lol.

What would you do if you went to the bank one day to deposit or withdraw money, and saw that they made a bank error in your favour (Monopoly reference, anyone?)?