<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Knight of Time]

Pray that this ends up being the last generation of Pokemon...that'd be too ridiculous.

What would you do if someone here posted a Mt. Moon topic challenging Blademaster to play Whack-A-TPMer again and that someone didn't take his no's for an answer?

[Fett One]

Sit back and watch Blademaster deal with the annoyance.

What would you do if you receive a gift card as a gift but the closest place you can use it is 500 miles away?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Probably give it to someone else, or depending on how much it is go and cash it.

What would you do if rain was marshmellows instead?

[Knight of Time]

Try and avoid getting all stickied up if I can.

What would you do if you were challenged to play a competitive (e.g. player 1 vs. player 2) video game with someone much better than you at the game?

[Fett One]

Enjoy the challenge for the first 10 minutes and then get bored and call it quits

What would you do if a person came up to you and asked you what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would probably ask the the hell what they are doing and tell them to go away since I am Australian and I don't want any of theor propgandic chocolate.

What would you do if the salt condiment never existed?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Trust my faithful dosing sense of course, pretty much what I do already.

What would you do if every time you were going to post a question in this game you noticed that the same question has already been brought up earlier?

[Fett One]

Ignore it and post the question anyway.

What would you do if you lost your hands but gained telekinesis?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would get on with my life and become a super hero, possibly get a claw as well. Or maybe 2 claws, or maybe like a mulithand.

What would you do if you couldn't see the colour blue anymore?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Woner why Finland's flag has suddenly another color and hear the annoying song 'Blue is my color' all the time stuck inside my head.

What would you do if you saw a flying saucer?

[Oslo]

Tell rambling stories about it and go on low-rated talkshows and encase my house in tinfoil for protection and subsequently lose all the respect from my friends and from strangers. It would be a fun ride.

What would you do if the town/city in which you live was renamed something ugly like Bumblesquat?

[Fett One]

Complain to my friends and family about how stupid it is and that's about it.

What would you do if you became trapped in someone else dream?

[Crazy Elf Boy]

I would mess it up as much as I can, probably record it for blackmailing purposes as well.

What would you do if all grass become canivorous?

[Oslo]

Eat it before it could eat me.

What would you do if you became a masked vigilante?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take over Finnish TV stations and host a program with the mask on. The program will be done with Movie Maker and it features all the Finnish presidents, demanding more anime to Finnish TV.

What would you do if someone made insolent graphite on your house walls?

[Fett One]

Force them to clean up the mess and if they refuse then take legal action.

What would you do if someone tortured you with a feather?

[Knight of Time]

Surprise the torturer(s) with my signature laugh, which at times sounds a little like a cackle.

What would you do if someone tried to change history so that Osama bin Laden would still be alive?

[Oslo]

Use that time-altering technology to establish myself as some sort of god among the ancients.

What would you do if you woke up as an eleven-year-old?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Merrily walk to the school. Get awesome grades.

What would you do if you woke up as a 64-year-old?

[Fett One]

Demand the government give me my social security check.

What would you do if you found a stray monkey on your door steps?

[Oslo]

Enslave him.

What would you do if you had x-ray vision?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Keep my eyes shut as much as possible in certain situations so that I won't cause real cancer to everyone around me.

What would you do if you were teleported straight in the middle of the rink of IIHF World Championship Final game?

[Fett One]

Get out of the way before I get hurt.

What would you do if you have a job as a forest ranger but one developed Agoraphobia?

[Oslo]

I imagine I would be fired.

What would you do if you had the Midas touch?

[Knight of Time]

Do my best not to accidentally touch anything with my hands until someone can pour water on my hands or something, just to get rid of the curse.

What would you do if there was a rash of people getting fired from their jobs, and the next person was going to be you?

[Fett One]

Avoid spending money as much as possible so I don't end up on the streets.

What would you do if you got locked in a store due to the power going out, so the automatic doors wouldn't open?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Wait for the doors to open again and have a good excuse for eating as much as I can from the shelves as I cannot get out.

What would you do if a scientist research proved that using computers shortens one's lifespan to half?

[Knight of Time]

I guess I'd quit using computers unless I was able to find a way to disprove that research and prove it is false.

What would you do if you were a contestant on the game show Minute to Win It, but you were given only 1 life instead of 3 (so in other words, failing at one of the games there would end your challenge immediately, forfeiting any money accumulated unless you got to a level where you'd be guaranteed to win some money even if you lost)?

[Fett One]

Don't bother playing.

What would you do if you were stuck selling women's shoes for the rest of your life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Humiliate myself by making stupid TV commercials that cost so much that the rare occasions I get some shoes sold will never correlate.

What would you do if every time right after you have cleaned up your house, all your stuff got all messed up in a few minutes by itself?

[Oslo]

Hide a webcam in the room and upload the magic self-messying room to Youtube. Become a viral hit shortly thereafter.

What would you do if TPM was refashioned as a Digimon forum?

[Fett One]

Continue on as if nothing has changed.

What would you do if you wanted to go ice fishing but your friend wanted to go deep sea fishing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

(Oslo, in fact, in 2001 (if I remember the year correctly) there was an April Fool's joke here at TPM that we were supporting Digimon. The main site was called 'Digimasters' and there was a 'Digidex')

I'd go to the deep sea fishing. I'm sure it's more interesting anyhow. Plus, I do have a friend who has fishing as a hobby.

What would you do if reading TPM made you cry, like peeling an onion?

[Oslo]

Browse TPM with goggles on.

What would you do if you received an unexpected invitation in the mail to the next royal wedding?

[Fett One]

Assume its phoney and toss it out. If it turns out to be real, oh well. I'm not interested in going to begin with.

What would you do if you were offered any giant mech of your choice and could use it for anything you want without any repercussions?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Choose a flying one, it's far too dangerous to move around with a walking one or whatever.

What would you do if you had your own solar power generator?

[Oslo]

Sell it.

What would you do if you got lost in a dangerous part of the city?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find the safest and/or fastest way out of the area, even if it means getting some painful injuries in the process.

What would you do if you went to a prom that a cousin of yours was attending, and a bunch of people of the opposite gender as you wanted you to be in a group picture with them, including your cousin OR his/her date?

[Fett One]

Take the picture.

What would you do if you got to be a cartoon character for 1 hour a day every day?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Cute Pokemon of course.

What would you do if you found the Mirror of Erised?