<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Oslo]

Problem obsess over it for a good deal before breaking it selling it on eBay for billions.

What would you do if a genie gave you the choice between immortality, immense riches or the ability to read thoughts?

[Fett One]

Choose immense riches.

What would you do if you got to own your own McDonald's?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Change its appearance shockingly and offer not only hamburgers, but also various other food, changing daily and confusing everyone. Mc Donald's would notice my eccentricity soon though.

What would you do if all rock concerts were not only free, but you were offered money for visiting them?

[Oslo]

I would give up my education and drive around the continent following Pearl Jam on tour. Once that got boring, I would pick a venue and simply visit it every night for cash regardless of who the act was.

What would you do if you woke up one day as a Pidgey?

[Fett One]

Enjoy being able to fly.

What would you do if your in-laws took all your money?

[Knight of Time]

Well, for one, I don't have any in-laws because neither me or my brother are married, but if I had in-laws, I'd demand to know what they were doing with my money, not allowing them to get away with anything that might curb my suspicions.

What would you do if you got caught in a love triangle, and had to settle it on the Wendy Williams-hosted game show, Love Triangle?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Let the host to solve the situation, perhaps by bribes or something, in the world of TV shows, money can buy love. For the record, I don't know what you're talking about and too lazy to look at Wikipedia.

What would you do if you were on a task to save a princess from a dragon?

[Fett One]

Hire some mercenaries to do the task and then take all of the credit.

What would you do if you had a sense of smell that is as good as a blood hounds?

[Oslo]

Get distracted constantly. It would be the end of me.

What would you do if TPM got absorbed by Serebii?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Begin an epic crusade against those evil oppressors. Eventually, TPM would prevail.

What would you do if Bulbagarden (the guys behind Bulbapedia) made a TPMer dex, full of stupid, offending articles about you and your fellow TPMers?

[Fett One]

Try to get the entry about me taken down, assuming it says bad things about me. Otherwise, I wouldn't do anything about it.

What would you do if you got to be on Jeopardy but had to complete against the computer Watson?

[Oslo]

Do my best but go into it knowing that I'm probably going to lose. (Though I imagine that I, like many people, probably stand a good chance of losing against most Jeopardy contestants?)

What would you do if your turned on your faucet one morning and Dr. Pepper came out?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Quickly put a glass under the faucet, I think I have never tasted Dr. Pepper, and since it's free now, why not?

What would you do if 3 Words Story's next incarnartion was named 1-5 Words Story, where the first player posts one word, the second two words, the third three words, the fourth four words, the fifth five words, the sixth four words again, the seventh three words, the 8th two words, the 9th 1 word, the 10th 2 words, the 11th 3 words and so on?

[Fett One]

Play it and hope it catches on with people.

What would you do if Superman become the ruler of Earth?

[firepokemon]

Kill self.

What would you do if I ate my snot.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Eat my own snot in a more awesome way.

What would you do if I joined 4chan in order to destroy it?

[Fett One]

Report you to the administrators.

What would you do if Eric Cartman was real and he became your next door neighbor?

[Knight of Time]

Get a court order for him to stay away from me and my house. I may like the show, but I wouldn't want him as a neighbour, period.

What would you do if mr_pikachu returned and began running Pokemon Hangman again?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ignore the thread at first since I'm not much into Hangman and demand him to post in other threads too. Failing that, I'd join the game later on.

What would you do if you were thrown into the Jurassic Park island?

[Blademaster]

If I was thrown INTO the island I'd probably suffocate and/or be crushed by the millions of pounds of stone, dirt, foliage, and animal life around and above me.

What would you do if this guy was your roommate and he refused to move out?

[Fett One]

Then I would move out.

What would you do if you got to own C-3PO?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Show it off to everybody and ask it to help me in various tasks. I'd also ask if it could teach me languages of other planets.

What would you do if Spock from Star Trek crashed on your backyard?

[Knight of Time]

I'd ask him how much he knows about time travel, before finding out if it may be worth it to take a certain trip back in time.

What would you do if your main internet connection was down for an entire month, and you had no other way of getting onto it or an alternate internet connection?

[Blademaster]

Suicide.

What would you do if you had a noisy neighbor that refused to shut up and the police wouldn't do anything about it?

[Fett One]

Ignore the neighbor to the best of my ability.

What would you do if you won a free shopping spree that allowed you to completely fill 1 shopping cart?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Try to find goods that are small but value a lot and after the spree, sell them further.

What would you do if you could levitate?

[Toucan Sundae]

What would you do if you could levitate?

I would levitate.

What would you do if you found out that you were actually two dwarves in a costume?

[Fett One]

Freak out at first and then allow the dwarves to go back to living their lives normally, even though that means the end of my life.

What would you do if your pet was plotting to murder you.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Put the pet in a box and send it to the other side of the planet.

What would you do if I started to bully you at TPM?

[Blademaster]

E-kick your ass. ...So basically, nothing would change.

What would you do if you always felt hungry no matter how much you ate?

[Knight of Time]

Try and find the foods that would make my hunger go down if possible...because one, I wouldn't want to get a nasty stomachache, and two, I wouldn't want to accidentally eat something I'm allergic to.

What would you do if you accidentally bit into something you were allergic to, but were lucky enough not to swallow it?

[Fett One]

Spit it out and if I start to feel funny go to the hospital.

What would you do if you accidentally killed your girl/boy friends pet?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well first of all, I'd be very happy to have a girlfriend, since I don't have one, and of course I'd do my best to apologize and give her comfort by buying two or three new pets to compensate the loss.

What would you do if every TPMer except you got a secret invitation to an event sponsored by me giving 1,000,000$ to every person who answered and then, one day, you opened your door and discovered the event was going to take place in your front yard and every TPMer who accepted the invitation and 1,000,000$ was there greeting you?

[Shadow Wolf]

I'd say the following: Alright people! One at a time! Nice to meet all of you. Please find a way to make yourselves comfortable. Buy what you like, do what you like, but please, be sure to order some cleaning services after all the party OK? And last but not least, thanks to Mikachu for being so generous to almost everybody > : )

What would you do if you woke up with a girl who is a complete stranger to you, but you haven't done anything at all with her (no hangovers, no crazy stuff, you just wake up one day and she's there by your side)?

[Fett One]

Freak out at first and then demand to know who she is and how she got there. If she sounds crazy than threaten to call the cops if she doesn't leave.

What would you do if all forms of gambling became illegal worldwide?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Become worried about what happens to the money some gambling companies used to donate. Also, I'd sign a petition, because, well, there'd surely be a petition.

What would you do if you found an abandoned tank?

[Knight of Time]

Report its location to the police first, then ask them if they know of anyone in the Canadian Armed Forces that can deal with the matter any further.

What would you do if you were on a quiz-type game show where the "punishment" for getting a question wrong was having water balloons filled with a flour, food colour, and water mixture (basically, the same stuff The Punisher used on the YTV game show Uh Oh!) dropped on the unlucky contestant, and you were one of the three contestants playing?

[Fett One]

First never go on said show. Second, if I'm forced into it than tolerate it to the best of my ability.

What would you do if you were blackmailed into marrying somebody?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

That would depend on the blackmailing method and the one that I'm forced to marry. If I don't like the woman, however, I'd call the police immediately.

What would you do if Dr. Phil knocked your door asking if you had a problem?

[Knight of Time]

I'd ask him out of curiosity why he came all the way to my home, and tell him that he might be helpful for a particular RL problem...that I don't intend to say.

What would you do if you were getting married and your bride (or groom) got taken away by one of her (or his) family members that was against the whole marriage happening?