I feel like a baby TT.TT

[Telume]

If I have facial hair, I don't get carded. When I shave... I get carded.

[Blademaster]

Shit... You guys are old...
I'm only 13...

That makes you the youngest person on TPM.

Congratulations, squirt.

[Gavin Luper]

If I have facial hair, I don't get carded. When I shave... I get carded.

I got asked for ID last year when I went to buy a pizza in a pub.

I was 22 at the time.

Also, pizza is not alcoholic.

I love my country.

Shazza, this is amazing and is basically an exact representation of my hometown, except we are too small to have trains, so replace the train with a bare expanse of gravel and grass.

Also, Blade, stop hating on my country, jerk.