Metronome Melee! Alliteration Abuser Rossymore VS DarkestLight (Ref: Ozzyzzy)

[DarkestLight]

wtf so many normal moves XD

[Oslo]

wtf so many normal moves XD

Fun fact: 30% of all moves are Normal!

TEAM ROSSYMORE
versus
TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

Location: Standard Arena
Rules: All attacks but Metronome are banned
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


‡ Round 4 ‡

The next round kicks off as Greebly wiggles his widdle fingers in the air. The poor things must be exhausted. Putting those claws of his to good use, he stomps right up to Samayouru and Slashes her in the face vigorously. The attack does nothing (except make me bury my face in my hands and weep). Good ol' Sammy steps up to bat and performs a Metronome of her own, which causes something to lodge itself in her throat. She starts hacking and coughing and eventually spits up a little seed that plants itself in the loamy soil of Greebly's forehead. Guess the seed's not picky?

Samayouru: <-4 EP>
Greebly: <-7 EP; LSd>

Greebly's next finger wave elicits a truly bizarre effect. The memory of last round's Aurora Beam hangs heavily in his mind and, in an attempt to prevent any other Ice-type move from doing significant damage, his blood begins to run extra-hot. (Not that he has blood, but just go with it.) Samayouru, meanwhile, wiggles her fingers which causes... Styx to start playing? Mmkay. Greebly, who apparently hates Styx I guess, covers his ears and begins writhing on the ground in pain.

Samayouru: <-6 EP>
Greebly: <-8 HP; -6 EP; Fire-type>

Greebly wiggles his fingers and performs another Metronome. Suddenly, his body begins sizzling with Electric current that he can't help but discharge upon his foe. Sammy's limbs begin to feel stiff as they lock up with Paralysis. However, this doesn't stop her from performing a Metronome of her own. Like my cat on my laptop, she begins climbing all over Greebly in a truly awkward manner. It looks painful. Also bewildering. Personal space, man.

Samayouru: <-10 HP; -7 EP; Par>
Greebly: <-10 HP; -10 EP>

Greebly's health dwindles thanks to the Poison <-3 HP> and then sinks even lower because of the Leech Seed <-3 HP>. Samayouru's health, on the other hand, rises <+3 HP>.

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Samayouru: Leech Seed, Relic Song, Rock Climb
> Greebly: Slash, Conversion 2, Thunderbolt
> Because Conversion 2 changes the user's type so that it resists the last damage-dealing attack used, it made Greebly resist Aurora Beam, not Leech Seed (although Fire also resists Grass now that I think about it, but that's just a coincidence)
> On that note, Conversion 2 is a godsend <3
> Number of times a Legendary move has been used: 1!
> Number of attacks that have had zero effect: 9
> Next round coming when Oslo feels like it

[Oslo]

TEAM ROSSYMORE
versus
TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

Location: Standard Arena
Rules: All attacks but Metronome are banned
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


‡ Round 5 ‡

After that grab bag of a round, it's time to see what kind of randomness Metronome will crap out next. Greebly wiggles his fingers a few times and then suddenly feels like doing a few laps of the arena... despite the fact that his energy levels have almost bottomed out. Your funeral. As Greebly increases his Agility, Sammy looks ahead to the Future and envisions a devastating attack... which is to say Greebly will fortunately not be immune to it.

Samayouru: <-8 EP>
Greebly: <-2 EP; -2 HP fatigue; +2 Spd>

Now panting rather heavily, Greebly performs another Metronome. Once again, an Ice Shard appears in his hand. Jeepers, there are 559 moves and we're getting repeats already? Nonetheless, Greebly isn't gonna argue and once again stabs the bajeebuz out of Samayouru. Sammy, on the other hand, starts smacking Greebly in the face, proving that GameFreak has no idea what a SmellingSalt actually is. They're generally less violent?

Samayouru: <-4 HP; -4 EP>
Greebly: <-7 HP; -2 HP fatigue>

As Samayouru is immoblized by Paralysis, Greebly scurries forward and shows his affection for her by... Licking her on the leg. Ladies and gents, we have our first super effective hit of the match. It's incredibly weak. And incredibly weird.

Samayouru: <-2 HP; Can't move!>
Greebly: <-1 HP fatigue>

Greebly takes damage from Poison <-3 HP> and the Leech Seed <-3 HP>. Samayouru's health rises <+3 HP>.

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Sammy's +1 Def entirely negated Lick's (miniscule) super effective bonus
> Samayouru: Future Sight, SmellingSalt
> Greebly: Agility, Ice Shard, Lick
> Number of super effective moves: 1
> Number of times a move has been repeated: 1
> Next round coming when Oslo feels like it

[Oslo]

TEAM ROSSYMORE
versus
TEAM DARKESTLIGHT

Location: Standard Arena
Rules: All attacks but Metronome are banned
Abilities: Active
DQ Time: One week



‡ Pre-Round ‡


‡ Round 6 ‡

Tch tch tch. Greebly performs the bajillionth Metronome of the battle which causes his body to sizzle again electrical goodness. He shoots off a behemoth-sized discharge at Sammy, who's electrocuted thoroughly, as can be expected. Sammy, meanwhile, starts Honing her Claws against the ground... not that she has claws to hone, but that inconvenient little detail apparently isn't enough to stop her. She somehow does it anyway.

Samayouru: <-12 HP; -4 EP; +1 Att; +1 Acc>
Greebly: <-6 HP fatigue>

Sammy's body is rendered immobile thanks to that belligerent asshole named Paralysis. Greebly, taking advantage of his foe's abject state, Metronomes and then claps his hands together. Suddenly, a blinding Flash illuminates the battlefield. Sammy scrunches up her eye and shouts a few curse words I don't care to repeat here. Well, that was unpleasant, but not nearly as unpleasant as what Greebly gets to face next: Future Sight! It activates as Greebly is overwhelmed with a rush of psionic energy that tosses him clear off his feet. Ow. The future is here, and it sucks.

Samayouru: <Can't move!; -1 Acc>
Greebly: <-3 HP fatigue>

The next Metronome proves to be Greebly's last. He wiggles his fingers in the air and, with a sudden burst of energy, he Selfdestructs. Boom! Shock wave after shock wave rush out at Samayouru.

Sammy giggles. That tickled.

Cue PSA about Poke-suicide prevention.

Samayouru: <...>
Greebly: <-34 HP>

‡ Post-Round ‡

Notes:

> Samayouru: Hone Claws
> Greebly: Thunder, Flash, Selfdestruct
> Number of POKE-SUICIDES: 1!
> Number of attacks that have had zero effect: 10
> TEAM DARKESTLIGHT to release next
> Next round coming when Oslo feels like it