Can I get a....Cross Poison~Bug Buzz~Discharge!!
Round 10
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Collector Ayeun (OOOOOOOOXX)
[Squirtle][M]
HP 73%
EN 79%
*Torrent*
*N/A*
Headbutt ~ Skull Bash 1 ~ Skull Bash 2
Double Team ~ Charge Beam ~ Energy Ball
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][?]
HP 89%
EN 93%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +2, Speed +2, Accuracy +1*
We begin this round with InTeR moving swiftly around the arena, creating strange clones of himself. Squirtle looks at each of them, chooses one and charges into them. NOPE! Okay, one down, three to go.
: -0% health, -7% energy
[N/A]
: -0% health, -12% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +2, Spd +2, Acc +1, Clones: 3]
InTeR snickers and fires a fairly weak bolt of electricity, which hurts Squirtle and takes a nice chunk of health. Squirtle gears himself up, lowers his head and begins to charge up power.
: -16% health, -5% energy
[Charging]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +2, Spd +2, Acc +1, Clones: 3]
Not deterred, InTeR fires a strange green ball at Squirtle, which causes, guess what, a nice chunk of damage. Squirtle, forehead glowing strong, picks an opponent and charges. He connects! InTeR cries out in surprise and its clones vanish.
: -16% health, -7% energy
[Charging]
: -12% health, -8% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +2, Spd +2, Acc +1]
Ash is still not happy with the proceedings and throws a pie at InTeR. Maybe he doesn't like insects.
[InTeRwEbZ: -6% health]
Team of Collector Ayeun (OOOOOOOOXX)
[Squirtle][M]
HP 41%
EN 60%
*Torrent*
*N/A*
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][?]
HP 70%
EN 66%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +2, Speed +2, Accuracy +1*
End Notes
It's Super Effective!
Team Darkest to issue attacks.
Can I get a....Cross Poison~Bug Buzz~Discharge!!
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it's not insects that I dislike, just how long its takin this fight
*throws apple pie at squirtle*
Headbutt ~ Water gun ~ Bubble beam
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Round 11
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Collector Ayeun (OOOOOOOOXX)
[Squirtle][M]
HP 41%
EN 60%
*Torrent*
*N/A*
Headbutt ~ Water Gun ~ Bubblebeam
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][?]
HP 70%
EN 66%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +2, Speed +2, Accuracy +1*
Cross Poison ~ Bug Buzz ~Discharge
We begin this round with InTeR slashing at Squirtle with a nasty bout of poisons. It hurts too. Squirtle responds by doing a Headbutt. *tree shakes* Spearow fell out of the tree! Hold on, wrong generation. Squirtle suddenly feels much stronger.
: -9% health, -7% energy
[Torrent]
: -6% health, -8% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +2, Spd +2, Acc +1]
InTeR continues his assualt and vibrates greatly. Squirtle is not a big fan of that sound and fires a jet of water at the bug. It doesn't do too much, but then, it isn't supposed to.
: -10% health, -6% energy
[N/A]
: -7% health, -8% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +2, Spd +2, Acc +1]
Final action and InTeR releases the electricity he has built up, hurting Squirtle quite a bit. Squirtle stands up, coughs out some dust and falls to the ground, defeated.: -22% health, -0% energy
[X_X]
: -0% health, -8% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +2, Spd +2, Acc +1]
Ash wants to throw a pie, but that would just put salt in the wound.
Team of Collector Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Squirtle][M]
HP 00%
EN 47%
*Torrent*
*Knocked Out*
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][?]
HP 57%
EN 42%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +2, Speed +2, Accuracy +1*
End Notes
InTeR needs a gender, surely.
Team Ayeun to send out then issue attacks.
I have a Male Diglett, Royal Guard Dug with Arena trap. He can go next.
Earth Power ~ Mud Bomb ~ Bulldoze
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>.> Ok. I'll jut outlive it.
Energy Ball~Faint Attack~Disable. None of that shaky buisness here damnit.
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(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it's been two weeks and waiting's boring diglett should be snoring *throws custard pie at diglett*
You thought I forgot... and I kinda did. Shame on me.
Round 12
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Collector Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)Earth Power ~ Mud Bomb ~ Bulldoze
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 100%
EN 100%
*Arena Trap*
*N/A*
Energy Ball ~ Faint Attack ~ Disable
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][M]
HP 57%
EN 42%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +2, Speed +2, Accuracy +1*
We begin this round with the next Pokemon sending out, Royal Guard Dug, the adorable Diglett. Being a fast little bugger, he causes the ground beneath InTeR to explode and reducing his special defense. Nice, nice. InTeR sends a nice green ball into Dug's face. He doesn't take it well.
: -20% health, -8% energy
[N/A]
: -8% health, -9% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +1, Spd +2, Acc +1]
Now Dug goes for a different approach and... somehow hurls a large ball of mud if InTeR. It hurts and reduces accuracy. Well someone's being lucky. InTeR melts into the shadows and strikes Dug, doing pretty alright damage. If I do say so myself. *posh chuckle*
: -8% health, -6% energy
[N/A]
: -7% health, -7% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +1, Spd +2]
Dug is enjoying this stat lowering and makes the ground shake, slowing InTeR down. InTeR is not a fan of this and concentrates, therefore creating a red outline around Dug. Dug struggles in panic. He can't move! InTeR smiles, yet pants in exertion.
: -0% health, -5% energy
[Disabled]
: -6% health, -8% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +1, Spd +1]
Bored out of his wits, Ash throws a custard pie and the immobile Dug. Though not much effects are going around.
[Royal Guard Dug: -7% health]
Team of Collector Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 72%
EN 81%
*Arena Trap*
*Disabled (2 more actions)*
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][M]
HP 36%
EN 18%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +1, Speed +1*
End Notes
A Disabled Pokemon has a slight chance to attack in an effort to break free of its bonds. The user of Disable can attack, but with a slight chance of losing concentration.
Effects here, effects there.
Darkest to issue attacks.
Yay for compound eyes LOL.
Good job InTeR. We're gonna enjoy your time left and use it up wisely.
Agility~Bug Buzz~Faint Attack.
If it tries Taunting you, then Sub Faint Attack for Agility.
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Ride out the Disable, then use Rock slide[s].
Assuming that's how you run Disable.
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You can still use attacks, but there's quite a large chance of not being able to move, so you can go for Rock Slide x3 if you want.
Looks like Ayeun might need some help! *Grabs a catapult*
Let's "Squash" Some Spiders! (Pumpkin Pie @Interwebz)
"Hey! DL! Your battling is bad and you should feel bad!" #heckling #memereference
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"Oooh, a Diglett! Time for a good game of Whack-a-Diglett! Hmm, but I don't have a hammer though...oh well, a pie will do just fine!
Pumpkin Pie at Royal Guard Dog
...What? If you didn't want me lobbing pies at you, you wouldn't give me such an obvious target!
I'm in your dimensions, screwing with your reality!
PROTECT THE WHACKA!!!! oh its a diglett, oh well still hitting the spider with an apple pie
Time to throw a pie!
Cream pie at InTeRwEbZ.
yeesh, so much PIE!
Round 13
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 72%
EN 81%
*Arena Trap*
*Disabled (2 more actions)*
Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][M]
HP 36%
EN 18%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +1, Speed +1*
Agility ~ Bug Buzz ~ Faint Attack
We begin this round with Dug attempting to break free of the Disable. The key word there being 'trying'. InTeR tries to hold the integrity of the disable by... moving very fast to boost up his speed... but thankfully the disable stays intact. Lucky.
: -0% health, -4% energy
[Disabled]
: -0% health, -7% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +1, Spd +3]
Dug tries to get out again, but InTeR's having none of that. He vibrates powerfully creating a nasty noise that really unsettles the audience. Yowza. It also reduces Dug's special defense. Wait, it can do that? Huh, apparently it can. Dug is also finally freed of the disable.
: -12% health, -4% energy
[Sp. Def -1]
: -0% health, -8% energy
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +1, Spd +3]
Now that Dug has movement again, he sends some rocks to flatten that annoying bug. And it does do a nice amount. InTeR sulks off into the shadows and smacks Dug on the head for his troubles. And there we go. InTeR's getting a bit tired...
: -8% health, -8% energy
[Sp. Def -1]
: -12% health, -7% energy (-3% health)
[Atk +2, Def +1, Sp. Atk +2, Sp. Def +1, Spd +3]
Now come the pies. InTeR gets hit by an apple pie, pumpkin pie and cream pie, whereas Dug gets hit by a pumpkin pie. Oh, InTeR's struggling to stand up due to the pie assault and yet suffers no side effects... what is with that...? Speaking of which, I'm hungry...
[InTeRwEbZ: -18% health]
[Dug: -8% health]
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 46%
EN 65%
*Arena Trap*
*Special Defense -1*
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][M]
HP 03%
EN 00%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +1, Speed +3*
End Notes
I don't think InTeR's doing so well you guys...
Team of Ayeun to issue attacks.
Does Ayeun not like pie...?
Since Diglett's nose always actually looked like a mouth with a baby tooth...
CHOMP ON THIS! *throws a Custard Pie at Dug*
LOL Love that pic XD
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Ayeun was away, and when she got back, had surgery... But Ayeun LOVES pie!
Scratch ~ Slash ~ Scratch
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Sucker Punch.
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(801): I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Protect the Bugs! Suffer this burn you demon from the earth -maniac laugh-
-throws Pumpkin Pie at Dug
Round 14
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 46%
EN 65%
*Arena Trap*
*Special Defense -1*
Scratch ~ Slash ~ Scratch
Sucker Punch ~ Really? It's gonna live this?
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOOX)
[InTeRwEbZ][M]
HP 03%
EN 00%
*Compoundeyes*
*Attack +2, Defense +1, Special Attack +2, Special Defense +1, Speed +3*
We begin this round with Dug preparing to scratch InTeR with its ridiculously sharp nose, but InTeR beats him to it and strikes. Dug is surprised, but continues his attack, but is even more surprised when InTeR falls over. Oh thank god, now I can stop typing that annoying name!
: -10% health, -2% energy
[Sp. Def -1]
: -0% health, -8% energy (-3% health)
[KO]
Dug is pretty happy with his win, but then gets pie in his face, putting him down slightly. But thankfully avoids status.
[Royal Guard Dug: -15% health]
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 36%
EN 63%
*Arena Trap*
*Special Defense -1*
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOXX)
[InTeRwEbZ][M]
HP 00%
EN 00%
*Compoundeyes*
*Knocked Out*
End Notes
Short round.
Darkest to send out then issue attacks.
Last edited by Rossymore; 29th August 2012 at 04:48 AM.
First off, Diglett should be at 36 health. Secondly Moptopflop my Male Deino with Hustle is on deck.
Dragon Pulse~Crunch~Ice Fang
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Earthquake x 3
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And I will throw an apple pie at Moptopflopcopstop.
Apple pie @ Moptopflop
Round 15
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 36%
EN 63%
*Arena Trap*
*Special Defense -1*
Earthquake ~ Earthquake ~ Earthquake
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOXX)
[Moptopflop][M]
HP 100%
EN 100%
*Hustle*
*N/A*
Dragon Pulse ~ Crunch ~ Ice Fang
We begin this round with the next fool, er, competitor is sent out, who can't see too well, but that just adds to his charm. Dug, being a speedy futhermucker, causes the ground beneath Mop to vibrate violently. Mop responds by blasting a dark blue beam at Dug, targeting his lowered special defense.
: -11% health, -9% energy
[Sp. Def -1]
: -11% health, -8% energy
[Hustle, Atk +2, Acc -1]
Dug causes more earth to shift, making Mop quick unsteady. Though this doesn't stop Mop from taking a good ol' chuck out of Dug. Delicious!
: -11% health, -9% energy
[Sp. Def -1]
: -11% health, -7% energy
[Atk +2, Acc -1]
Dug continues with the same old, same old, because, hey, it works. Mop opts for variety and freezes his teeth before taking another bite out of Dug. This time it does a lot... and Dug is out. Huh.
: -16% health, -9% energy
[KO]
: -11% health, -6% energy
[Atk +2, Acc -1]
Mop is chuffed to bits with his win, but doesn't see the delicious apple pie coming his way. Ouch. And what's this? A STATUS MOVE? It's a miracle!
For us... not for Mop.
[Moptopflop: -10% health]
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOXXXX)
[Royal Guard Dug][M]
HP 00%
EN 36%
*Arena Trap*
*Knocked Out*
Team of Bug Catcher Darkest (OOOOOOOOXX)
[Moptopflop][M]
HP 57%
EN 79%
*Hustle*
*Attack +2, Accuracy -1, Poisoned (-5% health each round)*
End Notes
Who knew those pies caused status inflictions?
Ayeun to send out and issue attacks.
Come out, Clapper the male Seel with Hydration.
Hail ~ Ice Beam ~ Blizzard
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Pain in the ass
Sunny Day~Thunder Fang~Dragon Rush
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Gonna throw a Cream Pie at Moptopflop
"Hey! You look like a black and blue pokemon version of Kenny! You suck!"
Nothing personal, DL. I just like to equalize things a bit :3
Last edited by BTPoke; 6th September 2012 at 09:14 PM.
Hopefully Clapper does better than he did during his last appearance in a pie battle.
To boost Clapper's fighting spirit, I'm going to throw a custard pie at Moptopflop. Your fail to live up to the awesomeness of your name.
More apple pies for Moptopflop! We need to even the playing field!
>.> Shoulda did DB XD
And no worries. The fact this is a 10 on 10 has just been realized by me now...and we're 9 months into this battle and its only ..not even halfway done...
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I've always liked dragons so a pumpkin pie at Clapper
Round 16
Arena
A large circus tent with...a couple of people here and there, some pies in hand. Depending on the pie thrown depends on which status a Poke may get. Also, there's no switching, you're staying sucka.
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOXXXX)
[Clapper][M]
HP 100%
EN 100%
*Hydration*
*N/A*
Hail ~ Ice Beam ~ Blizzard
Sunny Day ~ Thunder Fang ~ Dragon Rush
Team of Darkest (OOOOOOOOXX)
[Moptopflop][M]
HP 57%
EN 79%
*Hustle*
*Attack +2, Accuracy -1, Poisoned (-5% health each round)*
We begin this round with Ayeun sending out Pokemon number five for her, Clapper the Seel.
We now begin with Clapper (who's faster, surprisingly!) creating a large frosty cloud that made it hail. Mop dislikes this a lot and makes it sunny. All in a circus tent mind you. So there you go, psuedo weather war.
: -0% health, -10% energy
[N/A]
: -0% health, -10% energy
[Atk +2, Acc -1]
With the sun up, it doesn't stop Clapper from firing a piercing beam of ice at Mop, who doesn't take it all that well. Mop replies by electrifying his teeth and giving him a good zap. Yeowch.
: -18% health, -9% energy
[N/A]
: -18% health, -6% energy
[Atk +2, Acc -1]
With the impending sun, Clapper fires off a powerful Blizzard... that hits! Hah, psyche. Mop rushes at Clapper, draped in draconian energy and hits... Clapper... and... does... damage.
: -14% health, -12 energy
[N/A]
: -24% health, -9% energy
[Atk +2, Acc -1]
Mop receives an apple, custard and cream pie from his... fans. Clapper is hit by a pumpkin pie and Mop feels the poi- no wait, he's fainted before that. Wow those pies deal a lot of damage.
[Moptopflop: -22% health, KO]
[Clapper: -8% health]
Team of Ayeun (OOOOOOXXXX)
[Clapper][M]
HP 60%
EN 69%
*Hydration*
*N/A*
Team of Darkest (OOOOOOOXXX)
[Moptopflop][M]
HP 00%
EN 54%
*Hustle*
*Knocked Out*
End Notes
Since Palmsmack is pretty much dead (he has yet to lose the energy from his last attack), the score's fairly even.
Darkest to issue attacks.
I love this battle!
Apple pie @ Darkest Light! You are a poopie head and Im a princess.![]()
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