[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Those powers end up giving you the unwanted ability of foreseeing multiple good and bad futures, all with horrifyingly clashing outcomes...as a result, the powers go away after just one use.

I wish I had a device to back up game saves for all of my DS games to the PC and vice versa, so that the accidental erasure of a saved game in one of my DS games wouldn't bother me if I had it backed up on the PC and able to put it back on the appropriate game card.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but that ruins your Pokemon save game file. Now your only Pokemon is Zombie Aeris.

I wish Knight of Time abandoned Zelda and started a way of Final Fantasy fanboyism. (no offence intended, just a part of Twisted Wishes game)

[Fett One]

Granted. He becomes such a huge Final Fantasy fan that he dies from exhaustion due to playing for 50 straight hours.

I wish there was no such thing as video game addiction.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, becoming addicted to video games becomes impossible as every single video game in existence ends up falling under a "spell" that makes them shut off instantly after five minutes of playing any of them, whether you saved in them (when applicable) or not.

I wish people had a better understanding of how I'll always prefer Legend of Zelda over Final Fantasy (no offence, but it's just a personal preference).

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Then Sephiroth teams up with Ganondorf and they BOTH kill you....

I wish I had infinite money!

[Fett One]

Granted, you now have unlimited monopoly money.

I wish for a Zelda/Final Fantasy crossover video game.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The game ends up being made, turning out as 99.9% Zelda and 0.01% Final Fantasy, and for its title? It's named The Legend of Zelda: The Final Fantasy.

I wish the next Super Smash Bros. game had more unlockable, playable Sega characters than just Sonic.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Nintendo hires all the people who like SEGA to create the best videogame ever. They make the game so awesome with all those SEGA characters that SEGA products get an instant boost on their sales. Unfortunately, the original Nintendo products (Super Mario, Zelda, Pokemon...) flop at the same time and as a coup de grace SEGA will be re-establised and a new DREAMCAST shall rise from the ashes like a phoenix bird.

I wish for a wish not related to videogames.

[Fett One]

Granted, the next wish is about the destruction of Finland.

I wish for Finland to be destroyed in the most devestatingly way possible.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Marvin the Martian appears, and blows up the Earth with his Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator, because it was blocking his view of Venus. However, after the explosion, Marvin realizes he missed one very important part of Earth...that's right, Finland survived.

I wish I had an instruction book on how to re-twist or un-twist every wish made so far in this game's history.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's so heavy that you can't even lift it.

I wish Fett One was my brother.

[Fett One]

Granted. I become your step brother from hell and make your life completely miserable.

I wish for a movie that has Boba Fett fighting against Predators (from the Predator movies).

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. It lasts two seconds with Fett being ripped in half by a Predator. The crossover also kills BOTH franchises and you now get death threats for ruining many people's favorite movie series.

I wish my dad wouldn't screw things up that I already have planned.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now your best friend screws up your things first.

I wish I could sleep better.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Seeing that you're wearing Inspector Gadget pajamas, a flock of sheep are somehow tossed into your room through your open window by a couple of MAD agents who, thinking you were really Inspector Gadget in disguise, decide to help you go to sleep...permanently. (I got that idea from an early Inspector Gadget episode where he nearly suffocates after a lot of sheep are thrown on top of him)

I wish Teletoon Retro was airing the version of the Bugs Bunny & Tweety show that has stuff like Road Runner cartoons, uncut cartoons, etc., that I used to watch in the late 80's/early 90's.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. The airings show the racist stereotypes that were cut from several of the cartoons and in a "special" lost Twetty and Sylvester short, the bird actually kills the cat ONSCREEN in a VERY violent and gruesome manner that the Looney Tunes and ALL related cartoon series are declared illegal to even be air for one millisecond. Oh and thanks to you, millions on five year olds develop post traumatic stress disorder from watching Tweety slaughter Sylvester.

I wish I had more money!

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given a million dollars in monopoly money.

I wish to have super fast internet speeds.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that attracts hackers to take over your computer.

I wish telemarketers left me alone.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You have NO phone now! Oh and now Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons bother you instead!

I wish for a new computer....

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given a computer from 1989 (as a possession, it's new to you).

I wish all airplanes have plenty of leg room regardless of what section you sit in.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately the seats are now literally two inches wide to compensate for leg room!

I wish I had a cute fluffy little Yorkie puppy that does the most adorable tricks imaginable!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish Pokemon would finally air on TV with original Japanese voices outside Japan, together with subtitles of course.

[Fett One]

Granted, they have subtitles in every language but Finnish.

I wish Hollywood would make less movie remakes.

[BTPoke]

Granted, they start making even MORE sequels.... and they're all terrible. Mostly they're more alvin and the chipmunks squeakuels.

I wish I could get rid of this cold, already.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You manage to recover from your cold, only to have a few days of battling the stomach flu and near-constant headaches which end up plaguing you more than the cold.

I wish I knew what would happen if Cosmo and Wanda (the fairies from Fairly Oddparents) were the (real) ones to grant this wish.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You find out THIS will pretty much happen!

*Warning: This video is VERY graphic*






I wish I could shapeshift!

[Fett One]

Grant, but you can only shape shift into different kinds of paper animals.

I wish we lived in a world where everyone has super powers.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. However, this world also grants bad people (e.g. criminals, thieves, terrorists) super powers, and because of those super powers, they become unstoppable, and as a result, the terrorists manage to create a single bomb with an explosion big enough to kill everyone in this world, turning it pretty much into a deserted, lifeless wasteland.

I wish that people who were stupid enough to fake having cancer on a message board would get it in their later years to teach them a powerful lesson about faking such a serious illness.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You turn into one of the "fakers" as well and die a very painful and horrible death from fingernail cancer. It is far more dangerous you could ever imagine!

I wish the Happy Tree Friends would post their new Christmas episode!

[Fett One]

Granted, but only the first 20 seconds are free to watch. You have to pay $100 to see the rest of the episode.

I wish the next James Bond movie brings back one of the previous James Bonds to play the villain.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. But Bond kills the villian and in a time-space parodox kills himself as well.

I wish I had some Ben and Jerry's Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream!

[Knight of Time]

CJ, remember you have to observe the wait two posts rule in this game.

Granted. A truckful of Ben and Jerry's Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream is dumped on you, leaving you out cold literally.

I wish I had a reliable recipe for creating tasty flavours of gourmet jelly beans that would be similar to Jelly Belly.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the recipe is written in a language spoken in a planet called Jelly Belly on the other side of our galaxy only. Good luck trying to get there in search for a translator!

I wish I could go through black holes without being injured in the process.

[Fett One]

Granted. You go through one and come out in another dimension with no way of returning to our dimension.

I wish cell phones never get bad reception.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

One week rule.

Granted. This requires building huge pillars all across Siberia. However, they also work as Dark Towers. Digimon fans are happy because those towers should bring artificial Digimon to our world, but all they get is Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov from Fyodor Dostoyevsky's fictional alternate universe Crime and Punishment because he was exiled there in that book.

I wish for a Hellebore.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you mistakenly use a black hellebore as medicine and up with burning of the eyes, mouth, throat, and oral ulceration.

I wish a 3rd Hellboy movie gets made.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. However, once you go to the ticket booth, they refuse to sell a ticket to you. Instead, they give you some juice that is, unfortunately, made of hellebore.

I wish anime was more popular in Finland.

[Fett One]

Granted but everything else becomes hated in Finland, leaving anime as the sole form of entertainment.

I wish to have a pet Griffin.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You get PETER Griffin and he destroys your house with his idiotic behavior! you now have to pay $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of repairs to fix the damages....



I wish for Honey Boo Boo to be taken away by child services workers.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they replace it with an even more harmful program which involves tasteless violent child porn, tasteless porn violence and more tasteless violence.

I wish to become a good photographer.